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  1. Off_White

    PDX insanity

    here
  2. I think that would be "not getting outside much." Kevin, here on the interweb we have a thing called a "search engine." Now, understand that's not a literal phrase, it doesn't really have an engine, but it can find things all over the "net" as devotees call it. I suggest you employ one, many prefer the one called "google," and search the term "borat" which may enlighten you. Also, her first name is pronounced "pah-mella"
  3. Kevin, you're starting to remind me of Borat. Not in a good way though.
  4. Off_White

    love

    I think Archie looks like perhaps he was startled by a picture of attempted auto fellatio on a punctured pecker.
  5. Dru, there's a funny crossover point where your virtually eidetic memory makes you seem like a stalker. You haven't been online dating with Cindy66 for the last six months, have you?
  6. If people got banninated because someone found them irritating, this place would be a blasted morgue. Be thankful for judicial restraint. You're all golden, well, until you're not.
  7. Yeah, all the above cautionary statements should be seriously considered. That said, I do know several couples who have happily met through online means, and I believe CC.com has at least one happy marriage and several relationships of unknown quality/duration to it's matchmaking credit. Six months worth of online courting, including frequent 5-6 hour chat sessions of various temperatures, sounds like a lot of work for a cheating husband or a psycho killer, I'm sure there are easier ways to do that sort of thing. Most folks here would agree that there's nothing wrong with a little consensual recreational sex. If you've been doing the online version of that with this person, then you should feel fine being blunt about your concerns. Go ahead and lay out how you want this meeting to unfold, and be upfront about your desire for safeguards. Being honest and open is a great first step to a relationship, and it sounds like you've spent enough time talking for that to be expected. As has been mentioned, above all, pay attention to your instincts. Love is a great thing, and it's worth at least as much risk as your average desperate alpine first ascent.
  8. Naw, I actually like Kevbone, but I couldn't resist the opportunity. Nonetheless, if he sprays in the Newbies forum again I might do it for real.
  9. Ohh blah blah blah assholes, since when did it become okay to dump on newbies in this forum? Rhetorical question, the answer is: it isn't. The Mountaineer's Route on Whitney is pretty dependent on conditions, it's a gully to the right of the summit. Often, it's a casual scramble, but it can offer significant challenges depending on snow conditions. People have died there, and you do need mountaineering and self arrest skills. Isn't the south side slog on Hood considered 3rd class? Typically, 3rd class means you need to use your hands for support pretty routinely. It offers ample opportunity for fatal consequences of mistakes, but it's not usually deemed necessary to use a rope. If the summit alone is your interest, the trail will do just fine, offering some fine windows of exposure between the sub summits and safe situations to hang your head over the relatively sheer east face. The fact that you're inquiring "what is third class" suggests that you should seriously reevaluate your route of choice. This isn't some sort of ha-ha or put down, the inexperienced routinely die in this sort of terrain.
  10. I'll open the bidding for dictating the duration at $100. Do I have $100?
  11. Okay. you're banned for an unspecified time. does that make your day?
  12. Are you familiar with that nasty ass vindictive Old Testament God? That guy's a righteously fucked up dickhead. I taught him everything he knows.
  13. Sorry, we're an uptight bunch, even in Spray. Porn don't fly even if it makes you undersexed grubby boys get your winkie stiff. The aforementioned thread, in the formerly un-moderated Pirates Only forum I believe, has been axed and the poster booted. Word to the wise. If you want a climbing board with tits or "the other" go here. If you feel like posting, be prepared for a well earned drubbing you puling chufftards.
  14. Off_White

    missing?

    Pity that link sausage sizing is a matrilineal trait. I liked your old avatar pick a lot better, but I suppose that change is inevitable....
  15. Kevbone and Seahawks sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G First comes love Then comes marriage Then comes Seahawks pushing a baby carriage Why have you got such a hard-on for that disposable temporary poster? Shoot, keep on that way and you're gonna make Strumpett jealous.
  16. Are you familiar with the term "capricious"? You can thank me later.
  17. Off_White

    Just a test

    From the "Chinese" side? What a grand adventure. The pinkish color shift on your images is pretty cool, though perhaps not intended. What an odd looking beast, goretex label aside. I bet there's good money in securing the yak-packing concession to Boston Basin and Goat Pass....
  18. Is your view due to the way they treat you so roughly over on ass.com? (that would be ascensionist.com to the uninitiated, not some random butt sex reference) Frankly, I think the notion that one can speak with different voices in different forum is just fine, though certainly you can't keep folks from making their personal judgments about you based on the sum total of all your eternally recorded public postings. One can be polite in one realm and a raging fucktard in another. In fact, I depend on that paradigm. Context is everything. My apologies for the digression, this is pretty far afield from the subject of guidebooks.
  19. Oh pish y'all, I did a little gardening (including pulling a weed of my own planting) in light of the fact that we are not in Spray.
  20. Off_White

    Just a test

    Right, his name escapes me too, but I recall the story. Did you just get a slide scanner or something? Post up some more shots, I had no idea you went in to Everest back when it was still cool.
  21. Off_White

    Foto Caption Fun!

    What, I thought you were some sort of medical professional. Have you never seen a guinea pig with a case of urine scald? I'm sure you can imagine that it's quite painful.
  22. Damn, that guy is strong. Ever watch someone who's a really good gymnast and thought, "what a waste, that person could be such a good climber..."
  23. That makes two reasons not to move to Tenino Reason number three: we don't want you around here
  24. Well, this isn't the Eastern Washington forum. Admit it, you miss Donny Baker.
  25. Is this the game they play with the funny shape ball, or is it one of the ones where they use sticks?
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