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  1. it wasn't the grateful dead
  2. what a way to completly fuck up an awesome song :puke: now here's a proper folk rendition, courtesy of jerry garcia and david grisman E8anuunWPIY
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    National Arbor Day

    i wouldn't mind casting my seed on gaia, but onan can go fuck himself!
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    National Arbor Day

    i throw my apple core out of my window every day on the way to work - does that count?
  5. i'm from the goddamn old dominion so i'm an asshole both live and remote - plus i don't like uppity negroes or tea w/o palpable quantities of sugar in it niether
  6. Is this not the most uptight post evar? i can't accept it as such until you have at least 3 other candidates - do your homework motherfucker!
  7. you planning on climbing the route, then skiing it?
  8. ahhh, that - as yes, well then, i have no idea if my school's seniors did one this year - i'm pretty clueless as to what's going down on the cool scene - more so perhaps, if its even possible, as an adult then when i was a kid.
  9. ha! i assume you'll be screaming like a banshee the whole time you're riding down it?
  10. there is a description in brown beckey - jaberwocky is hard to distinguish from colchuck lake, but it's just in front and to the left of colchuck balanced rock - you'll have to walk the whole road and trail to colchuck lake, then slog up an approach gully a good 500 feet or so - the routes only two pitches to 5.6 or something i think, but there'll be snow on parts of it i imagine and thus fun. beckey's description is fairly minimimal, but you don't need much as it's pretty obvious. this is probalby the best time of year in that you won't have to contend w/ the mother-fawk'n slide alder hell-fuck that obstructs the entrance to the gully later in the year.
  11. jaberwocky tower is much cooler as a basic alpine climb then yellowjacket - for the same difficulty/length, it has much more alpine ambience, much more classic alpine approach, and a much fucking cooler poem about it too get up there, snicker-snack! don't forget yer vorpal blade, neither...
  12. ? what is "it?"
  13. baseball is a bitch - like a bitch, the secret to loving it is to not give a shit about it
  14. master-blaster runs barter-town! 2 men enter, 1 man leaves!
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    DARTH VADER!

    funny, i assumed it was going to be about this pix my bro-in-law had recently sent me: if only cheney would dress like this, i could like him more
  16. you kinda remind me of the guy on the left so, to understand you, are you sayign there is no reason to be concerned about having large amounts of co2 in the atmosphere? (there appears to be little debate about the basic science that shows the current level is the highest measured in the past 400,000 years, right?) it seems to me the whole debate unfolds from the answer to that one question
  17. how close to being melted out?
  18. hey, i can agree w/ my results (minus the super-human strenght thing though maybe...) moody, unpredictable, green...i do like redheads though... You are Hulk -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 85% Green Lantern -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 80% Spider-Man -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 75% The Flash -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 70% Iron Man -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 70% Robin -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 65% Superman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 60% Supergirl -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 55% Catwoman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 55% Batman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 50% Wonder Woman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 25% You are a wanderer with amazing strength.
  19. way to wade back into a 2 year old argument i'm torn on the chalk thing in that it is retarded that folks use it regardless of wether or not they need it, especially on silly easy routes, but then, how else would i know which hold to dyno to next at smith if they didn't?
  20. my 4 year old daughter's results (she cried when she didn't end up as wonder-woman): Your results: You are Iron ManIron Man -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 100% Green Lantern -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 95% Supergirl -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 90% Superman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 80% Hulk -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 80% Wonder Woman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 70% Robin -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 70% The Flash -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 70% Spider-Man -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 60% Catwoman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 60% Batman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 50%
  21. shuksan is probably cooler than rainier, especially if you do the fisher chimneys!
  22. i only eat beef from cows that smoke - cows from virginia that have those cool tracheotomies-box things - ***mooooooo!!!!***
  23. you can solo rainier, you're just supposed to get a solo permit first if it's getting closer to the time you want to climb and you havne't found a partner, just repost as a hot chick and you'll have your pick! they might be confused at first, but then just tell 'em you're going to meet the chick at muir or something...
  24. i drove a hummer at 100 mph down i5 while eating mcdonalds quarter pounders out of the old-fashioned sytrofoam containers, throwing them right out the window as i finished each - and when i was done, i wiped my mouth w/ the american flag and ran over a bald eagle that was fucking a spotted owl, 'cuz that's gay and unnatural and not cool... ...then i went home and planted some ivy and blackberries in my neighbors back yard, to like, be nice to gaia n' stuff
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    Hard of Darkness...

    watched hbo's rape in the congo documentary last night - holy fucking hell, what a truly fucked up place! makes palestine look like disney land!
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