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  1. perhaps you're not listening to the right music or taking the right drugs? or running the right courses w/ legions of bouncy-bouncing 20-somethings?
  2. it wasn't the grateful dead Jerry Garcia, Grateful Dead, whatever. sucks. for consistency's sake, listen to another traditional folk version and state for the record if it's jerry you dislike, or if you just have a preference for cock-rawked renditions like metallica's 8eOIU9ekSMk
  3. ivan

    Bulimia?

    is it possible to eat too much lettuce, brochilli or carrots? but then, it seems there are many fat bunnies...
  4. so we gonna find out how many gumbies got da chop!?!
  5. the ones i've done that are high on my list: complete n ridge of mt stuart ne buttress of johanesburg young warriors at beacon rock yer mama
  6. a much shorter explanation... d1wmwud1DXQ
  7. there's plenty of high-quality trad climbing at smith as well - still, if you had a girlfriend in yosemite... if you like climbing actual mountains, get yourself a school-girl from uw or western
  8. you mean the one i've been cleaning my shoes w/ for the past month? dark long sleeve dank ass muthafucka at the base of carrot fir everyone?
  9. A case of Marlboro Reds and a case of Mickeys. and sleeping in a train station waiting room loaded w/ meth-heads too, assuming you're staying in muir hut
  10. watcha need streaming radio for when you can just listen to this over n' over n' over n' over? 1wfamPW3Eaw
  11. ivan

    UNNATURAL CAUSES

    how much land does a man need?
  12. you won't be running on rainier, unless a tauntaun is chasing you, so... as long as you're in good enough shape to ascend 9000 feet in 2 days w/o stopping more than once an hour or two and not being a total piece of jelly at the end of it you'll be fine, and that's pretty easy to test below timberline running is useful for developing mental hardness, but i suppose you could just jerk off w/ sandpaper for a few weeks and get the same results i assume this'll be your first time on rainer - it's a fantastically cool place - enjoy
  13. i think The Dude had the most telling things to say 'bout metallica...
  14. it wasn't the grateful dead
  15. what a way to completly fuck up an awesome song :puke: now here's a proper folk rendition, courtesy of jerry garcia and david grisman E8anuunWPIY
  16. ivan

    National Arbor Day

    i wouldn't mind casting my seed on gaia, but onan can go fuck himself!
  17. ivan

    National Arbor Day

    i throw my apple core out of my window every day on the way to work - does that count?
  18. i'm from the goddamn old dominion so i'm an asshole both live and remote - plus i don't like uppity negroes or tea w/o palpable quantities of sugar in it niether
  19. Is this not the most uptight post evar? i can't accept it as such until you have at least 3 other candidates - do your homework motherfucker!
  20. you planning on climbing the route, then skiing it?
  21. ahhh, that - as yes, well then, i have no idea if my school's seniors did one this year - i'm pretty clueless as to what's going down on the cool scene - more so perhaps, if its even possible, as an adult then when i was a kid.
  22. ha! i assume you'll be screaming like a banshee the whole time you're riding down it?
  23. there is a description in brown beckey - jaberwocky is hard to distinguish from colchuck lake, but it's just in front and to the left of colchuck balanced rock - you'll have to walk the whole road and trail to colchuck lake, then slog up an approach gully a good 500 feet or so - the routes only two pitches to 5.6 or something i think, but there'll be snow on parts of it i imagine and thus fun. beckey's description is fairly minimimal, but you don't need much as it's pretty obvious. this is probalby the best time of year in that you won't have to contend w/ the mother-fawk'n slide alder hell-fuck that obstructs the entrance to the gully later in the year.
  24. jaberwocky tower is much cooler as a basic alpine climb then yellowjacket - for the same difficulty/length, it has much more alpine ambience, much more classic alpine approach, and a much fucking cooler poem about it too get up there, snicker-snack! don't forget yer vorpal blade, neither...
  25. ? what is "it?"
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