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telling fart jokes together can bring disparate assholes together - why, even today, i was ready to have a big hug w/ kk over the dolphin-sex thing!

no suprise it's w/a scorpion though, right?

funny - i remember reading chimps have similiar behavior, but then i already knew those buggers were evil...

some guns n' roses might be in order: DEAD HORSE Sick of this life Not that you'd care I'm not the only one with whom these feelings I share Nobody understands, quite why we're here We're searchin' for answers That never appear But maybe if I looked real hard I'd I'd see your tryin' too To understand this life, That we're all goin' through (Then when she said she was gonna like wreck my car...I didn't know what to do) Sometimes I feel like I'm beatin' a dead horse An I don't know why you'd be bringin' me down I'd like to think that our love's worth a tad more It may sound funny but you'd think by now I'd be smilin' I guess some things never change Never change I met an old cowboy I saw the look in his eyes Somethin' tells me he's been here before 'Cause experience makes you wise I was only a small child When the thought first came to me That I'm a son of a gun and the gun of a son That brought back the devil in me Sometimes I feel like I'm beatin' a dead horse An I don't know why you'd be bringin' me down I'd like to think that our love's worth a tad more It may sound funny but you'd think by now I'd be smilin' I guess some things never change Never change I ain't quite what you'd call an old soul Still wet behind the ears I been around this track a couple o' times But now the dust is startin' to clear Oh yeah!!! Sometimes I feel like I'm beatin' a dead horse An I don't know why you'd be bringin' me down I'd like to think that our love's worth a tad more It may sound funny but you'd think by now I'd be smilin' Ooh yeah, I'd be smilin' No way I'd be smilin' Ooh smilin' Sick of this life Not that you'd care I'm not the only one With whom these feelings I share

i'm thinking gardening

okay, but in a world of invitro-fertilization lesbians can still have kids, no? possible, but not natural bs (again). everything we stupid humans do is "natural". exactly. but then, by this definition, one man ramming an 18 inch black latex cock up another man's hersey-hiway would also be natural - and that makes the baby jesus cry....

figured that would send a few heads spinning...

come now, if one must eat dicks, they oughta be fresh! something about this image makes me think they'll be all dry and dusty n' flavorless besides, being a man, if he eats dicks, then he won't be able to get married...

and if you define kkk as an idiot, then his opinion has very little merit. whether he's an idiot is irrelevant, the "if-then" statement he made is self-evidently correct though he did not state in his post wether he agreed w/ that definition, but that's also irrelevant as he intelligently asserts that The State really has no business in that arena now if only they'll leave my magical herbs alone goddamit!

okay, but in a world of invitro-fertilization lesbians can still have kids, no?

hey, there's something you, me n' bill maher can agree on!

probitions against polygamy are thoroughly retarded, provided they are formed between consenting adults - interesting that conservatives will "look the other way" on this "attack on marriage" though but still squeal like pigs if fags marry, eh?

hmm, i wouldn't hold out much hope for broughtons...

the rock at ozone was nice and dry - i imagine the .11s will still be dry this weekend too

you can use duct tape to re-inforce the lid and prevent this - sucks when you put hot water in the bottle then though...

Whats taking you so long? Photo radar has been busting speeders in Portland for at least 9 years now. i'm lulling them into complacency while i build up my alibi fortunately, i've had the pleasure of neither living nor traveling through areas so equipped...

turns out funny shit happens when cousins marry!

king george III had a fun later life. excerpt from teh interwubs: "He also had the royal hereditary disease porphyria which had afflicted Mary Queen of Scots. She passed it to her son, King James I of England. Porphyria is caused by the insufficient production of hemoglobin. The symptoms are photosensitivity, strong abdominal pain, port wine colored urine and paralysis in the arms and legs. The interruption of nerve impulses to the brain causes the development of psychiatric symptoms. Finally, epileptic convulsions occur and the patient sinks into a coma. George III's first attack occurred in 1765, four years after his marriage to Queen Charlotte. From 1811 to the time of his death in 1820 he became progressively insane and blind. He spent his time in isolation, and was often kept in straight jackets and behind bars in his private apartments at Windsor Castle."

i can think of another imperial george who used large numbers of mercenary troops to prosecute a foreign war, guerilla-like in nature, that ultimately became so unpopular and expensive he was forced to abandon it, suffering a decline in his nation's power as a result...didn't he later go crazy as a shit house rat too? makes you wonder how W's later life will pan out...

don't know about you, but on long alpine trips i'd much rather be w/ an intelligent misanthrope than an idiotic flanders-type - the make the miles melt away more melodiously

perhaps my time in spray has given me a false sense of the volume of bitching out there? i've heard plenty of folks angry over the patriot act and all it has entailed - i saw the ny gov got nailed as a result of the governments exhortation for banks to inspect the finicial transactions of their customers - i heard on the radio (humorously) that the red light cameras have actually been a bit of a disaster for localities in that they've been so succesful in getting people to stop running lights that they've lost a significatn revenue stream through the tickets written for the offense, prompting many areas to contemplate taking them down! if they put up speed cameras, i will support a GUERILLA INSURGENT IED INTIFADA to destroy them all! (let's see if this thread gets read) if i'm the metaphorical frog, i reckon the water's luke-warm currently and figure about the best i can hope for is to keep it right around this temp - getting it back to frigid is probably neither possible nor desirable - i clearly don't want it much warmer (and this from a man who's had The Man show up on his doorstep b/c of something he posted on this very site! true story))

nice - we raged w/ denalidave - did whatever that cool trad thing is left of the mountie route that leads to the one pin bouldery hard thing to the cool ledge - did the very hard/steep hard thing above that, then when doing a tr lap on it via what seemed an alternative i kicked off a number of belay and dog slayers, using my head to pin a football sized rock against the cliff for a bit while searching for spike the puppy - think it freaked geoff and dave a bit more than me. finished w/ that moderate 10 next to the crumbling - what a cool route! nice n' damp on the approach trail - was stoked to avoid spilling my coffee while slip'n'slide'n'on-down

contemplating trying to wave down some slack-jawed yokels to ferry me up the road inspired me to write our senators and governor today - took about 5 minutes to compose a note and send it off to the 3 of them.

lingering winter is cool, especially when properly timed w/ dry weekends...

a most modest proposal, my good man!