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  1. not for me (i'm an asshole) but for my man ben - i'm bailing on him to play w/ the fam (see kevbone, i have a soul man!?) - ben needs someone for him to keep spanking the ice-monkey with - call him at 503 464 6548
  2. # of folks on the wa side 2day - blake, crackman, marcus and others - geoff, beaconben and i climbed the upper tier upon the advice of tim'n'blake, who were enjoying the lower tiers - popped my water-ice lead cherry - i'm so proud i feel like a little girl
  3. There were a few accidents - what two years back - from folks doing exactly this sort of thing on CJ. I would have thought folks would have learned from that season... whatever you're comfortable w/ - we werent', so waited - they were, so nailed their climb and were back sucking down fruity drinks w/ umbrellas in them while we were still on an increasingly sloppy swamp-side cliff - not certain who made the best call really
  4. BE SURE TO CONSULT OLD TESTAMENT FOR EVENTUAL COOKING RECOMMENDATIONS. STOP. NO-ONE KNOWS HOW TO COOK A BABY BETTER THAN THE SONS OF ABRAHAM! STOP. VAYA CON DIOS MADRE-FUCKERS!
  5. anyone got conditions report for 2day? did shit fall apart too much after the past day of warmness? looks like higher temps will be in to stay after the weekend
  6. SHOULDN'T YOU BE HUNKERING DOWN!?!
  7. talk about a wasted opportunity to avail yerself of the emoticon! :yawn:
  8. anyone want partnership 2morrow? my school just got cancelled, so xmas break has officially started
  9. not when there's ice though...
  10. snow-men are animating into hand-tools of the hell-damned - one of those infected bastards bit me - i can feel the evil creeping into my mind - can't hold on much longer - tell me wife i hated her!
  11. if you are what you eat, she hasn't changed a bit
  12. snow zombies have infested my neighborhood - i'm getting my shaolin spade and heading out to wage war w/ the dead - this may be my last post - praise jeebus!
  13. winter's boy jeff on lead beaconben after the herd had dispersed
  14. here's crown jewel at the height of rush hour y-day - how many climbers can you find?
  15. lots of traffic at crown jewel today - very warm toward evening - fantastically plastic ice, albeit coursing w/ water - oughta be real nice again when the cold snaps back in!
  16. ivan

    Bush's Final Fuck You.

    it'd be funny if, on jan 19, president bush went down to the national archives and wiped his ass w/ one of the original copies of the constitution - he could sell the pix for charity?
  17. dude, if you were a gay porn star, would you call that "work"?
  18. just finished sharpening my shit - where you gonna be 2morrow john? damn, but the forecast is for the drive home 2morrow to be entertaining!
  19. hey, isn't walking on the interstate and hiking the tracks still illegal? seems like the access is shitty no matter how you do it.
  20. we should get'em on that war on drugs thing next then, eh?
  21. but should we tax the bikers' .50 caliber machine guns while enroute to the renton granite crags to crack-bolt their latest sick project?
  22. dunno, was he also ass-raped w/ a broom? shot 97 times? as to the title of the thread - no thanks, the kid shows pluck for sure, but if you can't throw me 2 strikes from 30 feet, i ain't got no place for you in my rotation
  23. in theory, doesn't the city save a lot of money by building bike lanes instead of car lanes? seems like you're helping the city reduce its overall expenses by riding your bike, and therefore ought not be messed with.
  24. "see honey? that's what i mean when i say i want a "big" one."
  25. i imagine so - was suprised i got the whole day off today.
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