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you clearly forgot your tauntaun!

many men have met jesus in the back of a squad car

blast you tvash! i've set my sights on taking yer tr-title! just found out the wife n' kids are going back to va for 5 weeks next summer too, so my plan is comign 2gether nicely i seriously doubt we're gonna be gettin any pdx ice this year...

awww, i miss all the fun.... guess this means it's gonna be hard to talk onna you fools into going back w/ me?

my favorite 12/7 activity: get belligrently drunk in a sushi-joint and start screaming loudly that they shouldn't even be OPEN today!

almost no need, really - each year i have my senior classes pick a political issue they care about it, research it, and write their delegates - legalizing pot is the issue de jur of at least 1/3rd of them course, i'm not certain if their eloquence is quite up to the task...

i noticed in cannon beach today a total incoherence in the proper way to fly the flag on the 12/7th - in the end, i figured the american legion post should be the defining standard - they had it at full mast

would prefer to raise my bong to the end of the current and equally self-destructive prohibition

Trip: The Hood-Wand - Hogsback Haiku Date: 12/5/2008 Trip Report: Night Gives Way to Light Reveals Boulders Without White - Hood's Winter Comes Slow Late Fall Frost Flowers Bloom on Triangle Moraine - Crampons Bite Bare Ice Illumination Rock - Bereft of Ice, Bare Stone Shows Take That Strong Climbers! Fumaroles Seeth & Fart - The Mountain Roils & Snores In Her Restless Sleep Pearly Gates Grown Grim By Many Winters Neglect / The Way Wends Westward Rime Blocks Perched High In the Autumns Odd Hot Sun - Death Lurks Well Above Lying in Cold Shade The North Face Gullies Soar Up - Summiters Stand Alone The Sun Warmed Palmer Slopes Teem with 'boarding Teens - Daylight Fades & Dies Gear Notes: Zen, 2 Packs and Adderol Approach Notes: The Golden Road to Unlimited Devotion

you guys don't get it - no one's trying to cut your cock off - more like telling you ya can't fuck the little baby-girls w/ it and trying to set up some rules that keep that from happening

x2 - i feel like sprayistory was made w/o me

if you don't believe me on the french thing, maybe you should look into the battle of yorktown - i used to live there and spent many years walking the battlefield there. no frenchies, no victory.

it's funny you use the word "nut," as it seems the most apt way to describe you good luck taking on an abrams tank w/ your deer rifle, wolverine!!! btw, i do remember the revolutionary war - our rag-tag army wouldn't have won a thing if a military equal in strength to the brits (the french) hadn't have ponied up the majority of the firepower and cash required to win also, how much can a bar-code on a bullet cost?

they also only have sex doogie-style, so niether of 'em have to miss the hockey game, eh?

weather detoriating saturday night - too warm before then - maybe mid-next week?

now we know you've gone 'round the bend - chris rock is funnier'n'hell! i like my gun control solution more - the only guns allowable should be ones that use the technology extant at the time of the writing of the 2nd amendment - single shot, black powder muskets - hell, they can even drop the bar-coding yer shot shit if'n they'll do that - let's see someone take on a whole mall, 1776 style! in that case lets charge $1000 per bolt hanger and only sell dull drill bits. no, if you transferred my 2nd amendment theory to that hot-bed political world of bolting, it'd be you could only hand-drill w/ home-made equipment, right?

now we know you've gone 'round the bend - chris rock is funnier'n'hell! i like my gun control solution more - the only guns allowable should be ones that use the technology extant at the time of the writing of the 2nd amendment - single shot, black powder muskets - hell, they can even drop the bar-coding yer shot shit if'n they'll do that - let's see someone take on a whole mall, 1776 style! Sure. If the Army would only have that too. Would defeat the purpose if it didn't. This is the most ridiculous argument I have heard on 2nd amendment rights. "red dawn" must be your favorite movie, eh? for the billionith time, if the army wants to take over 2day, you won't be able to do a goddamn thing about it w/ your guns

strange, i thought a banana was the perfect shape to get a g-spot

now we know you've gone 'round the bend - chris rock is funnier'n'hell! i like my gun control solution more - the only guns allowable should be ones that use the technology extant at the time of the writing of the 2nd amendment - single shot, black powder muskets - hell, they can even drop the bar-coding yer shot shit if'n they'll do that - let's see someone take on a whole mall, 1776 style!

why the hell can you only climb for a couple months out of the year at table rock? fuck'n' south carolinians! i used to spend summers in pickens and went swimming n' hiking round table rock all the time i guess if they won't let you climb the rock, you can always climb the kudzo shoulda gone to seneca rocks!

Death to Alpinist! oh wait...

i found this story from today much more interesting...

this looks like a tasty skate-board descent!

what's kept me from climbing at pete's is a) it's a bit of a drive for climbing that's pretty comparable to pdx stuff b) it's snowed under for a good long while and c) i don't have any beta on the place is there a list of routes/descriptions anywhere? i like climbing dirty ass aid-type things just fine