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never go up against a vulcan when death is on the line!

sounds similiar to the chinaman in "true grit" "outside is place for shooting!" to which john wayne responds "ain't no good fighting for rights for a rat"

she still appears to be doing the gut-suck though

so who's taking me ice climbing - the 2 screws i own might not be sufficient

if god exists, i defy him to make tvash, bug, matt, FW and every other kook on this here intrewub come together for a great big group hug

dude, laws limiting gun rights have existed since our country's founding - if it really was a slippery slope, wouldn't we be at the bottom of it by now?

if there is a god, can we indict the mother-fucker?

of course i believe in due process, but did you LISTEN to those tapes?!? holy shit, i don't think he could have impugned himself anymore than if he conciously wanted to!

funniest shit i can recall seeing in the news in a while - how in the fuck can a person be so stupid?

isn't the current pt spread betwee g and no g the same as the one between obama and mccain?

ah, the wonderous fiduciary relationship between man and invisible-man-in-bathrobe

will jeebus let me take my submachine gun into the holy hereafter?

Jesus Built My Hot-Rod

you clearly forgot your tauntaun!

many men have met jesus in the back of a squad car

blast you tvash! i've set my sights on taking yer tr-title! just found out the wife n' kids are going back to va for 5 weeks next summer too, so my plan is comign 2gether nicely i seriously doubt we're gonna be gettin any pdx ice this year...

awww, i miss all the fun.... guess this means it's gonna be hard to talk onna you fools into going back w/ me?

my favorite 12/7 activity: get belligrently drunk in a sushi-joint and start screaming loudly that they shouldn't even be OPEN today!

almost no need, really - each year i have my senior classes pick a political issue they care about it, research it, and write their delegates - legalizing pot is the issue de jur of at least 1/3rd of them course, i'm not certain if their eloquence is quite up to the task...

i noticed in cannon beach today a total incoherence in the proper way to fly the flag on the 12/7th - in the end, i figured the american legion post should be the defining standard - they had it at full mast

would prefer to raise my bong to the end of the current and equally self-destructive prohibition

Trip: The Hood-Wand - Hogsback Haiku Date: 12/5/2008 Trip Report: Night Gives Way to Light Reveals Boulders Without White - Hood's Winter Comes Slow Late Fall Frost Flowers Bloom on Triangle Moraine - Crampons Bite Bare Ice Illumination Rock - Bereft of Ice, Bare Stone Shows Take That Strong Climbers! Fumaroles Seeth & Fart - The Mountain Roils & Snores In Her Restless Sleep Pearly Gates Grown Grim By Many Winters Neglect / The Way Wends Westward Rime Blocks Perched High In the Autumns Odd Hot Sun - Death Lurks Well Above Lying in Cold Shade The North Face Gullies Soar Up - Summiters Stand Alone The Sun Warmed Palmer Slopes Teem with 'boarding Teens - Daylight Fades & Dies Gear Notes: Zen, 2 Packs and Adderol Approach Notes: The Golden Road to Unlimited Devotion

you guys don't get it - no one's trying to cut your cock off - more like telling you ya can't fuck the little baby-girls w/ it and trying to set up some rules that keep that from happening

x2 - i feel like sprayistory was made w/o me