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ivan

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  1. yes - the zombie apocalypse will also open the east face, so nice when it's blow'n'rain'n!
  2. 'specially when yer belly keeps expanding like a nautlius' beefing up his fuck'n shell, no?
  3. the more this plaidman feller posts up, that more i laugh about my first encounter w/ him now if i only i could properly remember it...
  4. ivan

    Joe's a Liar

    obama = anakin skywalker?
  5. white or not, i could hardly ever be confused with Being Part of the Majority
  6. i can sure think of a few
  7. i couldn't quite figure out if i was gay for looking at that- so i freaked and closed it least i have to Confront That Demon then i stared at this for awhile and Felt Cured
  8. ivan

    Beacon poll?

    shouldn't this be in the douple-plus good n' new columbia river gorge forum? for the record, i'm voting for lasagna
  9. shouldn't kev be chiming in soon to say this thread should be in spray?
  10. so can the bible, for that matter
  11. the kind that cuts n' impales the holy hell out of you when 'scwaking uphill through it?
  12. ivan

    Joe's a Liar

    wait, a politician is ACTUALLY a liar?!?
  13. ivan

    RIP Oral

    real fucking tragedy there - shit, from the picture alone he appeared to have died back during the carter presidency
  14. ivan

    Joe's a Liar

    i know asking for a "happy ending" at the end of the session is potentially dangerous
  15. ivan

    Joe's a Liar

    i can't like any man who bears so creepy a resemblance to mr. tanner
  16. so yeah, not so many of us then - let's shelve the idea 'till dru strokes out chafing his carrot
  17. climbing partner forum bro - it calls to you! and...uh...is there still any ice left up there?
  18. i'm sick and can't even think strait - who else of our august company has shuffled off the mortal coil? i remember jim anglin of course, but i'm drawing a blank otherwise.
  19. what was his avatar?
  20. i fucking hate soloing w/ a gri - i call it the grigrimonster, and it must be feed often or it will have it's revenge - that said, it does work (though sometimes it looks godawful fucked up after you take a fall on it) and is very versatile for also belaying, jugging, hauling and short-fixing - if i win the lottery someday maybe i'll try onna ya'lls fancy devices
  21. what's that the pilots say? any landing you can walk away from is a good one?
  22. i don't remember this story - what happened?
  23. if she accidentally shot herself in the tit there's a strong likelihood her chest would collapse into a naked singularity and we'd all die
  24. if you had these'uns, i'd expect to find you in the bathroom scrubbing yer dick off w/ a brillo pad 2 minutes afterwards, just to be safe
  25. hmmm... mideast crisis da nose (even though we bailed not halfway up) leaning tower solo linkup green dragon and town crier chopping my rope on the winter solo campout i had the monkey's w face soloing go back to the gym at broughtons that chick w/ huge knockers and uber-short shorts preparing to climb leaning tower after 2 sex-starved weeks in da valley
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