Alpinfox

Isn't it the middle of the night in Pakistan right now?

PURE GENIUS! That's way better than Layton's stuff.

I've never climbed with you. You are a delusional ice fisherman. Get lost. GEEEEZ GOSH! Time to log off and get a life loser.

A good thing to know on a day like this:

Ohhh..... my head.....

that's a phrase I don't hear often! That's the Hansel Effect. Good job guys.

I'd just like to add that my personal gear testing reveals that aluminum crampons do not hold up to being run over by a Subaru Outback. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

71g/m is pretty heavy. Make your partner carry it if you do much backcountry stuff. Looks like a good deal on an do-it-all cord.

BUMP!!! I just lost a long and immaculately composed PM I tried to send to you!

Damn. That sucks.

Frostbite ridge is way better than sitkum.

I see that your post count is as big as mine.

No one here actually works, do they?

YOU SLANDEROUS FUCK! THAT IS SO UNTRUE! YOU KNOW I'M NOT ALLOWED TO GO NEAR PLAYGROUNDS ANYMORE!

It's about 9000ft from Paradise to ths summit, so I'd say 20,000ft of rope should allow you to toprope it pretty easily. p.s. Remember not to TR through the chains!

Humping is fun. Shouldn't you be at Vertical World?

This afternoon: "Put down that pipettor and kiss me loverboy".

I'm sure they just mistook a certain cc.comer's doobie for a forest fire. Nothing to be alarmed about. Please send cheetos.

So I've noticed that some people bring out the antagonist in me. Why is this? Presumably the theory of Bully/Nerd relationships posited on The Simpsons (namely, nerds secrete a phermone that bullys can't help but respond to with violence to) doesn't apply in this case unless my DSL line is transmitting smells? I'll have to give Qwest a call and ask their technical support people a few questions I guess. Disucss.... Or....

You ran around greenlake!?!?!? Here is some advice for your next dance with death: After all, you can't achieve enlightenment with a baby stroller sticking out of your cerebellum!

7 Acres!!! HOLY SHIT! GRAB A GARDEN HOSE!

Vertical World? BTW: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Shut up hippy! That's the sound of FREEDOM!

DORK!