Alpinfox

BLING BLING MUDDAFUGS!!!!

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!

That collection of letters is not a word. Grammar/spelling police REPREZINT!

Sad, but probably true.

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Once upon a time not so long ago: Tommy used to work on the docks union's been on strike He's down on his luck - It's tough so tough. Gina works the diner all day working for her man She brings home her pay for love for love. She says: We've got to hold on to what we've got 'Cause it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not. We've got each other and that's a lot for love - We'll give it a shot. We're half way there - Livin' on a prayer Take my hand and we'll make it I swear - livin' on a prayer. Tommy got his six string in hock. Now he's holding in what he used to make it talk - So tough it's tough. Gina dreams of running away when she cries in the night Tommy whispers: Baby it's okay someday. We've got to hold on to what we've got . . . We're half way there - Livin' on a prayer . . . We've got to hold on ready or not You live for the fight when it's all that you've got. We're half way there - Livin' on a prayer . . . We're half way there - Livin' on a prayer . . . We're half way there - Livin' on a prayer . . .

FUCK OFF GOD-BOY! Go pray for a sense of humor.

[To the tune of Battle Hymn of the Republic] Will it go around the chockstone, called the belayer looking up; Our hero feebly answered yes, and slowly inched on up; He was trying to drive a piton, when his foothold crumbled out; Oh he ain't gonna climb no more. Chorus: Gory, gory, what a helluva way to die; Gory, gory, it's a sport I'll never try; Gory, gory, what a helluva way to die! Oh they ain't gonna climb no more! The belayer felt the rope pull taut and tried to let it run; But it jerked him from position, and he knew his time had come; He left the ledge behind him as it shot up toward the sun. Oh they ain't gonna climb no more. chorus They slithered over the friction pitch, and passed the southern call; They had such a good exposure that it made a glorious fall; They tumbled through the chimney, and sped on down the wall; Oh they ain't gonna climb no more. chorus The days they lived and loved and laughed went running through their minds; They thought about the girls back home, the ones they left behind; They thought about the the ranger, too, and wondered what he'd find; Oh they ain't gonna climb no more. chorus One had the rope around his neck, and pitons through his spleen; An ice axe in his rucksack had split the other's bean; The trails of red marked their descent as they neared the slopes of green; Oh they ain't gonna climb no more. chorus They hit the ground, the sound was splat, the blood went spurting high; Their comrades were heard to say what a colorful way to die; As they lay there rolling in the welter of their gore; Oh they ain't gonna climb no more. chorus There was blood upon the rucksack, there were brains upon the rope; Intestines were intwined across the green and grassy slope; We picked them up in a lunchpale after salvaging the rope! Oh they ain't gonna climb no more! chorus

I am, like, so serious too. There are, like, totally hundreds of headstones with that inscription. TOTALLY!

Oh really?

Did you hear they are grid-bolting snoqualamie pass with 20ft long bolts! OMG!!!

Did you own the property 15 years ago? Fuck off you bourgeois capitalist pig! This for me.

"Dear God, save me from your followers". Or perhaps you'd prefer: "Mekaleka hi meka hiney hiney ho"

You talkin' bout the one in Colorado? I climbed that peak. Cool granite dykes up there. edit:

Pre-ski? Apparently you didn't make it out to Baker Tuesday. OK. I guess there has been a little bit of skiing which is probably the only reason there haven't been multiple homicides and a torrent of bannings on this website.

Bullshit. This is about private property rights. At least for the people who CARE about pp rights such as myself. You might chose to frame the issue in the context of public health to justify your position (which is really based on your own self interest), but it is ABSOLUTELY about a private business owner's right to run his business how he/she chooses. Too smoky at The Sloop for ya? Stay home. You don't have a right to go there. p.s. No, I don't smoke.

A few friends of mine went to see that movie opening night at the Cinerama (or whatever that big theater is downtown). They wore head to toe goretex, wore harnesses and helmets, and belayed each other into and out of the seats.

Did it burst into flames? Flames of GAYNESS?

Hello Cumguzzler! Thank you for posting on American Webpage. Your wishing is my order. Thank you for allow me serve tall skinny Norwegian pretending Chinese.

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