Alpinfox

It's been posted plenty of times before, but IT'S SO GOOD: RESUME: GEORGE W. BUSH The White House, USA PAST WORK EXPERIENCE: I ran for congress and lost. I produced a Hollywood slasher B movie. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas; company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox. With my father's help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas. ACCOMPLISHMENTS: I changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union. I replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog-ridden city in America. I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money. I set the record for most executions by any Governor in American history. I became President of the United States of America after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of my father's appointments to the Supreme Court. ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT: I attacked two countries. I spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury. I shattered the record for biggest annual deficit in history. I set the economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. I set the all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market. I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner. I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record. In the first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history. After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history. I set the record for more campaign fundraising trips than any other president in US history. In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs. I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any president in US history. I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any president in US history. I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed. I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have. I cut healthcare benefits for war veterans. I set the all-time record for the most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind. I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history. Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (The 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice has a Chevron oil tanker named after her). I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the world community. I created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States. I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in US history. I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the human rights commission. I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the elections monitoring board. I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight of any presidential administration in US history. I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant. I withdrew from the World Court of Law. I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions. I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US elections). I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations. My biggest lifetime campaign contributor, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation). I, with a policy of "disengagement," created the most hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years. I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability. I am the first US president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North Korea. I failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden "dead or alive." I failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capitol building. After 18 months, I have no leads and zero suspects. In the 18 months following the 9/11 attacks, I have successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the United States. I removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history. In a little over two years, I created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided the US has ever been since the civil war. I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down. RECORDS AND REFERENCES: I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available). I was AWOL from National Guard and deserted the military during a time of war. I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use. All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas have been spirited away to my father's library, sealed in secrecy and are unavailable for public view. All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review. For personal references please speak to my daddy or uncle James Baker.

I be dere wif my GF Dec. 15-24. Watchu wanna climb? You up for Prince of Darkness? My GF ain't.

Cooper Cooper Spur? (yeah it's in Oregon, whatever ) Saab I-5

You wouldn't have gotten the job if 4/8 board members went to "dumbfuck U" and your identical twin candidate also went there. Nepotism not respect. Actually nepotism means favoritism towards relatives, but you know what I mean.

That's nepotism not respect for a "good school".

PP said, "Bush gets 57 percent to Dean's 30 percent among registered voters in the American Research Group poll." I don't know about you guys, but that seems damn impressive to me. A guy who hasn't even gotten his party's nomination is only trailing a wartime incumbent president 30 to 57 percent! I'd say that spells trouble for Bush. Plus, as the war goes on, I think there will be more and more people like Iain and myself who will vote for "a braying donkey on pcp" over the shrub.

This might be a good one:

Funny Rush Limbaugh

Where is Klenke and why hasn't he jumped on this shizzle yet?

Well, ain't you a smarty pants! "An interesting detail is that there are northern- and southern-hemisphere compasses. This has to do with the fact that the magnetic field lines, to which a compass needle aligns, point into the earth at the north and south magnetic poles. In the northern hemisphere the north end of the needle is pulled downwards, and the south end is counterweighted to balance the needle. When you use a northern hemisphere compass in, say, Australia, the south end of the magnet is pulled downwards by the magnetic field, and is also heavier than the north end - resulting in a needle that catches and drags on the bottom of the compass housing when the compass is held horizontal. " Source: some website.

trask trained your mom right huh?

Hey man, Us hippies have brought great things to society like: Tie-dye Classical Indian music Zen Marijuana and for goodness sake lets not forget LAVA LAMPS! Just imagine how many people's mellow would have been harshed if not for those bits of peace incarnate p.s. I've heard that conservatives tend to make good boat anchors... maybe due to all the change in their pockets that they don't give to the homeless? I dunno p.p.s. Nice article on psychological underpinings of conservativism excerpt: some of the common psychological factors linked to political conservatism include: Fear and aggression Dogmatism and intolerance of ambiguity Uncertainty avoidance Need for cognitive closure Terror management

OH SHIT! IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!!! WE'RE ALL DOOMED! SOCIETY WILL BREAK DOWN! CARROTS WILL GROW IN TO THE EARTH! PIGEONS WILL GET LOST!!! DOGS AND CATS, LIVING TOGETHER! EEEKEKEKKE!!!! oh wait... what's this bezel thing... oh, I can just turn it 180 degreees!?!?! problem solved!

Things aren't quite so black and white there youngster. The US does a lot of good stuff and has the potential to do more good stuff than any other country in the world. Therefore, American citizens interested in "saving the world" may be best off staying at home and working for change from the inside. I try to do what I can to make things better, but I'm not a Mother Theresa/Ghandi/MLK type. I take the middle road.

killers!!! Are you implying that the above is a quote of mine? I have thought about the freedoms and luxuries that I enjoy and I DO mind the results (gross waste of resources, oppression and economic exploitation) and yes I DO condemn the processes (war and socio-economic imperialism).

"World Socialist Website"?? Why are you hangin' out at a site like that? Are you a fuckin' commie, Alpinfox? Maybe you and DoktorB-patch-adams should go to your own chatroom and share ideas that you can impose on the rest of us. I remembered reading a NYT article about another US military fuckup and did a google search for "us airstrike children" and that is the article that came up. However, yes, I am somewhat of a socialist. Thanks for asking.

And again <---click

DAMN! I missed yer post dood.

Doors at 8, show at 9, $15 notes :: The five members of SOUND TRIBE SECTOR NINE forego screaming solos, and even singing, which can abruptly remove listeners from the overall soundscape STS9 is mapping. The band’s quest has never been to just get on stage, play verse, chorus, verse, encore and leave, but to incorporate music with lighting, video, decorations and DJs; a complete environmental experience provided by the people that make up the band’s extended “Sound Tribe.” Their sensory presentation starts from the minute the audience walks in the door to the sounds of a DJ spinning everything from raging drum ‘n’ bass to the latest European downbeat. The group has developed their nonverbal communication so acutely that even their breathing seems synchronized. Sound Tribe Sector Nine hits groove pockets and just as quickly spirals out of them as befits the environment. Their new album -- Live At Home -- is a collection of 23 unreleased tracks created over the past three years at home and on the road. From lush ambient textures and downtempo moods to eclectic, playful instrumentals, this album is a glimpse into the diversity of creation that embodies STS9. The soft, round pads and rhythmic skitter of electronic composers such as Boards of Canada and Prefuse 73 and the genre-defying compositions of breakbeat-based artists like Ming & FS and DJ Spooky, inspired them to further explore what they are capable of doing in the studio. And considering STS9’s sensitivity to environment and atmosphere as well as the band’s consummate musicianship, Live At Home promises to stun its audience with a completely new groove. ________ No tiene dinero! wish I could make it.

Here are some more potential avatar pics:

Well I don't know who painted it, but I found it and photochopped it. ME! Minxy, you owe me one _______________

I love that painting(?), Minx! Can I have one for my cubicle? I wonder who made it?

This is spray and there has been much too much moderation lately. Leave poor Mr. Trask alone, he's just trying to entertain us folks with deviant sense of humor. Take a back seat Mr/Ms Moderator and let Anarchy Rule!