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I once thought about walking around Smith like those guys at the baseball games selling stuff GET YOUR REDBULL!!! GU!!! VEGIE-BURGERS!!! I'll bet I could've made a fortune

Red rocks or Potrero would both be great. Potrero is not hard. You can give the taxi driver a map or something from the internet and they'll drive you all the way out for about 35 bucks. Avacadoes 10 for a dollar too! Once your there you never speak spanish. It is busy around christmas and new years though.

Ok, you got me, I only have a cameo role in this film though, my directing is turning out to be alot more difficult than expected. Stallone is really getting into his part and is drunk all the time, richard simmons keeps grabbing "trask's" ass and just yesterday the snafflehounds went on strike. They all got in a fit when one of them got accidentally hit with a 10ft long HC and plunged 1200ft to his death. It looks like the execs are going to work out a deal with the American Union of Snafflehounds soon but we can only wait. I have been talking to LucasArts however and we may be able to use the latest in animation technology to create realistic looking snaffles. In the meantime I am going to be shooting some other scenes down in the valley. We hope to have the trailer out by the end of the month!

I heard someone say once that people who use profanity often do so because of a lack of vocabulary. Not that I care what a fucking clown punching brownshirt would have to say anyway.

heard last night on -Entertainment Tonight The much anticipated CC.com movie is reported to have begun somewhere just north of the border this last weekend in the Chilliwack area. The filmmakers have been trying to avoid the media blitz that would like occur here in the U.S. The reports are unsubstantiated as of yet but climbers on the NE buttress of Mt. Slesse reported seeing two nude climbers and a film crew on some new route to the north. The climbers reported what seemed to be a large yellow cat being eatan alive by snafflehounds. They also said they saw the climbers weilding long cylindrical maroon devices as protection. The studios in Hollywood would not comment on the reports.

You'll be eaten by Cougars so the time is arbitrary.

I have met and would generally say I know Mr. Kurt Smith. In fact he loaned me $100 earlier this year in a time of need for me. I would say that in general the "general" is a nice guy that is trying to help climbing. Like everyone he is a man of contradictions. He has bolted many lines in my opinion maybe should have been left as hard trad routes or aid lines but yet he has done a tremendous amount of good for climbing with the access fund. I can say he's climbed some hard shit in the past. More recently he has been climbing little. I guess after climbing for several decades you have the right to take a break. As for you hosers talking about who's the stronger climber. . . well why don't we see who can solo darkness at noon and then you can call Kurty whatever you want. The Snaffle has spoken

From the man who brought you the HC and snafflehound Graemlins- The award winning director of "Fred -Documentary of a NW Hardman" and the blockbuster hit "Silence of the Snaffles" brings you a thrilling drama of cunning and deceit in the mountains. Siskel and Caldwell give it a thumb and severed index up The new york times raves "its been too long since we have had a flick with malt liquor , offset aliens , and Horsecock together." Coming this fall. . . .

Does this mean my North Face MET 5 jacket is obselete?

Sless-E, Sless-E, Sless-E I can hardly wait. Do you ever get so worked up your slobbering at the mouth. Probably not ya sporty wankers. Breakin the law, breakin the law

His slide show used to be a shameless promotion of El Potrero where he just happened to make a killing in cash around every new years. I wonder if the slide shows changed since he got booted by ol' Mel.

about 135/day in portland for a sub

Smith -Vomit Launch .11b -Heinous Cling .12a -moons of Pluto .10d Red Rocks -Prince of Darkness (want to do) El Potrero Chico -Snott Girlz .10 -El Sendero Diablo .11 -Spaceboyz .10 Potash Road -twittin shinkies .11something

A few Q's about Slesse: About how long does it take to get from summit back to the road. How long in distance is it from the road back to the car (start of climb). Is the road traveled that often? In other words, could I catch a ride back to the car or am I going to be walking for miles.

Come on trask, I already heard that one

Well, a BB gun is not a firearm because there is no fire. It works on springs or air pressure. Not to say that they are any less dangerous though. A few warnings DFA left out: -Do not use Napalm as replacement for KY-Jelly -Napalm and Peanut butter sandwiches are not for human consumption

So what is your stance Erik? Your just doggin DFA what do you think should happen?

huh huh sk said, "mow. . . the lawn" huh huh

Thanks DRB, Actually the pig and I made it up the Salathe Wall and Washingtons Column quite nicely. He started squealling like a .. . well . . you know, right before I made him lead the hollow flake. After throwin down a big King Cobra though he sent it. We hope to return to climb the Nose in 3 weeks. Suuuuuueeeeeeeet

I must agree with the changing partners bit. After having sex with a new partner you feel like a great conqueror and one of the two great needs in life have been fufilled (sex and climbing). After that you can focus on climbing and not think about the runnout. I don't know how I deal with fear. I just feel like the guy in "Apocalype Now" when all the explosions and bullets are everywhere he is more concerned about the surfing. In my screwed up brain I guess I realized that being scared never makes the situation in actuallity any more dangerous or not. Therefore, being scared is an unreasonable response. If I think I can't do a climb for some reason I just don't get on it. When I do feel a little tension from exposure or runnout or whatever I get really excited. I alway want to lead those pitches on a climb. I don't guess this really helps you guys though. I like spicy climbs and spicy food. ymmmmm

I must admit I agree with DFA. And. . . luckily I don't want to usually climb the routes that routehogs take up but if I did I just might pull their rope and get on the route. If they have a fit well then I'll pull some puffed up chest beating shit about how bad ass I am and how they should be kissing my draws. PS. Godzilla please, your a good climb but no sandbag.

OK, I'll agree with uncle tricky that Free For All is a testpiece for the grade. If there was such a thing as 5.8d I guess it would be one.

quote: Originally posted by Thinker: I personally would rather face a terrorist with an aerosol can and a lighter than one with a molotov cocktails made from a MSR fuel bottle...think shrapnel and burning kerosene! A molotov cocktail has to be in a glass bottle so that when it is thrown it can break and spread burning gas everywhere. I think the worst you could expect from a MSR bottle would be getting knocked out when the thing hits you on the head.

Greetings RM and ScottP. I learned to aid climb this last year. It's not that its all that hard usually your just painfully slow. I know cause I was. Anyway, I think it's kind of fun sometimes. I mean hey, what other kind of climbing can you be way sketched out while sitting down. Good luck. If your interested in drivin down to Smith or portland I could help ya this weekend or in the future.

Some of my fav sandbags: Free for all 5.8 -Beacon Rock Stanley Burger route- Prussik Classic Crack 5.9 (My Ass) Broughton Bluff Steck Salathe 5.9 or 5.9A2 -Yosemite FYI ehmic: Godzilla isn't that wide.