kevbone Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Wal-Mart vs. The Morons Discuss. 1 Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart every hour of every day. 2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute! 3 Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St.. Patrick's Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year. 4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target + Sears + Costco + K-Mart combined.. 5.. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people, is the world's largest private employer, and most speak English. 6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the world. 7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger and Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only fifteen years. 8. During this same period, 31 big supermarket chains sought bankruptcy. 9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world. 10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 2,906 are Super Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had five years ago. 11. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will occur at Wal-Mart stores. (Earth's population is approximately 6.5 Billion.) 12. 90% of all Americans live within fifteen miles of a Wal-Mart. 13. Wal-Mart has gross sales that total more than the total revenue of all the countries in the world, except 6. You may think that I am complaining, but I am really laying the ground work for suggesting that MAYBE we should hire the guys who run Wal-Mart to fix the economy. This should be read and understood by all Americans Democrats, Republicans, EVERYONE!! To the President and all 535 voting members of the Legislature, both parties. It is now official - you are ALL corrupt morons: a.. The U.S. Postal Service was established in 1775. You have had 234 years to get it right and it is broke. b.. Social Security was established in 1935. You have had 74 years to get it right and it is broke. c.. Fannie Mae was established in 1938. You have had 71 years to get it right and it is broke. d.. War on Poverty started in 1964. You have had 45 years to get it right; $1 trillion of our money is confiscated each year and transferred to "the poor" and they only want more. e.. Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965. You have had 44 years to get it right and they are broke. f.. Freddie Mac was established in 1970. You have had 39 years to get it right and it is broke. g... The Department of Energy was created in 1977 to lessen our dependence on foreign oil. It has ballooned to 16,000 employees with a budget of $24 billion a year and we import more oil than ever before. You had 32 years to get it right and it is an abysmal failure. !!!You have FAILED !!! in every "government service" you have shoved down our throats while overspending our tax dollars. MAYBE WE OUGHT TO KICK YOUR EGG-HEAD BUDDY BUMS OUT OF OFFICE AND HIRE WALMART TO RUN THE GOVERNMENT ??? WALMART SEEMS TO KNOW HOW TO RUN A BUSINESS... WHY DON'T YOU GUYS JUST ADMIT IT'S WAY BEYOND YOUR PAY GRADE, AND QUIT? Folks, keep this circulating. It is very well stated. Maybe it will end up in the e-mails of some of our "duly elected' (they never read anything) and their staff will clue them in on how Americans feel. "You can't fix stupid, but you can vote it out." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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G-spotter Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 90% of people will not post this status update because they were eaten by dragons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Walmart's cinnamon rolls are cheap but stale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 MAYBE we should hire the guys who run Wal-Mart to fix the economy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Ron Paul for president!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 (edited) solidarity or a lack thereof ???????? Edited August 31, 2011 by pink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Hmmm...is it gonna be the black Reeboks or white Adidas today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 pink reeboks please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 90% of people will not post this status update because they were eaten by dragons. Not quite A really important warning Please put this on your status if you know someone (or are related to someone)who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn't know, they can breathe fire. 93% of people won't copy and paste this, because they have already been eaten by dragons. The other 7% of people are sitting in the shower armed with a fire extinguisher. [img:center]http://www.crystalinks.com/dragon.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 (edited) Just back from a road trip...picked up a Mr. Coffee press to supplement our McDonald's drive through caffeine patronage and the most durable thing on it was the Made in China sticker on the bottom. Wouldn't mind a joint strike force fighter that costs a couple a hundred bucks a copy, though. Hire disposable Chinese pilots, I mean Associates, and you've got yourself a Blue Light Special on aisle Fuck You, Pakistan. Edited August 31, 2011 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Big and Beautiful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 But we all know the JSF isn't for the Pakis. Wonder how long it'd be before those Associates figured out they were bombing their own country? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Wal-Mart vs. The Morons Discuss. 1 Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart every hour of every day. 2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute! have you done the math on this kev? an interesting example of economies of scale making a fuck-ton out of a tard-tard margin.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Folks, keep this circulating. It is very well stated. grandpa usually ain't this assertive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted August 31, 2011 Author Share Posted August 31, 2011 Wal-Mart vs. The Morons Discuss. 1 Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart every hour of every day. 2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute! have you done the math on this kev? an interesting example of economies of scale making a fuck-ton out of a tard-tard margin.... why would I do the math on this? I dont believe any of it....i just thought it would be an interesting topic for FW to defend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted August 31, 2011 Author Share Posted August 31, 2011 Ron Paul for president!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Bizarro endorsement or the reverse Midas touch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 they make killer pup tents. humble backwoodsman approved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_b Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Ron Paul for president!! I can see how KKK wouldn't be bothered with a closeted white supremacist in the white house but I thought kev was a librul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Yup, got to vote for the black guy like JB or you're a racist. Uhhhh... I don't believe that crap any more than the many people who say Obama is a Jew hater or that he hates America. You can parse Obamas words all day long in quotes to bolster both arguments, but it's still not true ....for either of these gentlemen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted August 31, 2011 Author Share Posted August 31, 2011 Nice.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted August 31, 2011 Author Share Posted August 31, 2011 Ron Paul for president!! I can see how KKK wouldn't be bothered with a closeted white supremacist in the white house but I thought kev was a librul I am just a person who is conservative about some things and liberal about other things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 ...but it's still not true ....for either of these gentlemen. One of these kids is a neo-Confederate wingnut. He's doin' his own thing. [video:youtube] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_b Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 If anyone here believes that Paul didn't know his newsletter spewed racist rhetoric for 30 years and that he didn't know about it (as he claims), I also have a bridge for sale in Brooklyn cheap (photos available). Moreover, it's not like his being against the 64 civil right act means anything in this context. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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