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Spray Freaks,

Captain Caveman's rack (what a piece-but thanks anyway) is currently residing in Jtree. It's about 100 fu**ing degrees now, but Betty Jo Yablonski waits for the desert unitiated. High Ball in Guide Almighties is the only way to go out....I am become one with the mattress people for the Bachar Cracker of the desert....nice locks...crumbly feet...hard ground below...

Zion...Yosemite...Tahoe....Reno (Ken Scott says Hi BTW) Salt Lake (Mormon Girls RULE!) all in the rear view mirror, but heading back to Yose in a few days.

Erik Snyder reads too much rock porn...he needs to shave his eyebrows soon too...

Dru....et al...take care....

Laids,

Chongo HoroWitz

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You know, I'm startin' to take this stuff personally when Brother Alex refers to the "completely worthless banter about nothing climbing related" on this site. Me and my buddy "pope", among several others, enjoy sharing bits and pieces of funny stuff whenever and wherever we dredge them up. We, in fact, consider ourselves to be at least alpine entertainers, if not de facto alpinists. And we get fan mail from lots of desk-tied folks who enjoy reading our stupid stories and comments. We use humorous "spray" to bring joy and contemplation into people's lives and occasionally as a forum to set the record straight as we see it. I was once a complete climbing fanatic, thinking of little else, and fortunately I'm somewhat less shallow now and can enjoy a broader view of life in its infinite interesting facets. Frankly, if this site were nothing but route descriptions and chatter about wonder fabrics, I wouldn't bother with it, but fortunately, there are many creative people who participate on this bulletin board who make it lively, informative and at times funny or provocative. I don't care for the mean-spirited stuff myself, but cutting out the material that doesn't conform to one's personal definition of relevance seems a bit selfish. Ultimately, Alex,it is the moderators to decide what goes on here so go convince them that the worthless banter is a bore and me and the other spray monkeys of all species will have to desist. Until that happens, I guess you're just going to have to read or skip by more tales of pope crapping on his own sleeping bag and alleged Big Lou sitings.

aloha and best wishes, "Dwayner"

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now, now...that's exactly what I'm talking about. Ever purposely forget your bag so that you would have to share one with your partner? Ever fake hypothermia as an excuse to get naked with another man? It's not to late for you to change your ways...there's hope for you yet my brutha.

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Officer Cave Dweller and others:

Nope. The Reverend ain't me. Don't know who he is. Don't know why he would choose to use a phoney name similar to my phony name unless maybe it's his own real name. Ain't interested in sweaty-man spoonin' biv-wack stories.

- "Dwayner" [big Drink][chubit][sleep]

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I agree as a new person here the jokes are better than some of the comments and advice. Live with it or go somewhere else. By the way some of you guys are outright comedians. Keep it up.

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There's nothing wrong with spray per se, but it doesn't seem to be able to stay in its place. Problem is this whole site's getting so saturated with spray that it's becoming less interesting by the day. Soon there will only be about 4 guys left here, all non-stop circle-spraying each other in every post.

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Originally posted by Kyle:
There's nothing wrong with spray per se, but it doesn't seem to be able to stay in its place. Problem is this whole site's getting so saturated with spray that it's becoming less interesting by the day. Soon there will only be about 4 guys left here, all non-stop circle-spraying each other in every post.

Post some interesting responses and trip reports then . what you complain about is "background noise" that will vanish if more signal appears to fill the bandwidth wink.gif" border="0

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I can't believe we have to constantly address this crap.

Here is the situation:This site is not set up to be nice to people (I don't know if Alex complained about that, but it is a normal complaint)

This site is not to provide a supportive and loving environment for the purpose of making sure that all people want to post here (that's for Matt, since that was his complaint a month ago or so)

And, this site is full of stupid spray. In the spray section and elsewhere.

If you don't like it, don't read it.

We are here for entertainment value and because we like the site the way it is.

If we stopped the spray, most people's favorite posters would stop posting. So, I suggest that Alex join on in and start spraying. Then he might figure out how fun it is.

Just have to say something.

Why is it that people think they should get to change this place?

Holly (and Dagen...so there Z)

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Originally posted by Kyle:

There's nothing wrong with spray per se, but it doesn't seem to be able to stay in its place. Problem is this whole site's getting so saturated with spray that it's becoming less interesting by the day. Soon there will only be about 4 guys left here, all non-stop circle-spraying each other in every post.

So what's your point drippy? Take your vitamins bitch!

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