Republicans less popular than Venezuela

[j_b]

Republicans Less Popular Than Venezuela

by: Chris Bowers

 

As part of my irregular series documenting unpopular stuff that is more popular than Republicans, (see Legalizing Marijuana more popular than Republicans, and Republicans less popular than China), new polling from CNN indicates that anti-American, oil-cartel, socialist block forming Venezuela is now viewed more favorably than the Republican Party.

http://www.openleft.com/diary/12937/republicans-less-popular-than-venezuela

[prole]

I'm withholding judgment until Peter Puget has a chance to run these numbers.

[rob]

I heard republicans are less popular than the clap.

[j_b]

Good one. FOX news uses a similar technique all the time to smear opponents: "Some people say _____ " (insert smear). Then, the rest of the corporate media can pick it up as it were news.

 

Let's see if it can go viral: "Some people say Republicans are less popular than the clap"

[Kimmo]

so my friend hears the koan "what is the sound of one hand clapping?" and to figure it out, he goes out and has unprotected sex with a friggin' prostitute. Fool.

[tvashtarkatena]

OK, so there's this Buddhist at a bar, and in walks a Republican, a prostitute, a security contractor, and a Venezuelan dictator....

Edited February 11, 2010 by tvashtarkatena

[tvashtarkatena]

The clap? I'm thinking anal fissures, but those can be cured. No, any affliction that could compete with the Republican Party has to be something chronic that doesn't quite kill you, but makes you wish it did.

[StevenSeagal]

OK, so there's this Buddhist at a bar, and in walks a Republican, a prostitute, a security contractor, and a Venezuelan dictator....

 

 

Then there was the Buddhist who went up to the hot dog vendor and said "make me one with everything".

 

[StevenSeagal]

The clap? I'm thinking anal fissures, but those can be cured. No, any affliction that could compete with the Republican Party has to be something chronic that doesn't quite kill you, but makes you wish it did.

 

wasn't that how Rush dodged the draft?

[tvashtarkatena]

Hey, saw Rush on a beauty contest (not as a contestant). He's lost some weight!

[Doug]

OK, so there's this Buddhist at a bar, and in walks a Republican, a prostitute, a security contractor, and a Venezuelan dictator....

 

 

Then there was the Buddhist who went up to the hot dog vendor and said "make me one with everything".

 

 

Uh, that was the Dalai Lama ordering a pizza dude!

[Doug]

Hey, saw Rush on a beauty contest (not as a contestant). He's lost some weight!

 

Prolly had some kind of surgery for the anesthetic. Oh and the weight loss makes him attractive to prostitutes in developing nations.

[prole]

Careful, Fairweather will add these comments to his libtard hate collage. His life's work. Everyone needs a hobby.

[ivan]

The clap? I'm thinking anal fissures, but those can be cured. No, any affliction that could compete with the Republican Party has to be something chronic that doesn't quite kill you, but makes you wish it did.

marriage?

[Off_White]

You guys be more polite or I'm going to ship this thread to the Climber's Board.

[StevenSeagal]

That sounds like a threat, where's the moderator?

[KaskadskyjKozak]

That sounds like a threat, where's the moderator?

 

this site has a moderator?

[Pete_H]

Yeah but she's usually drunk.

[billcoe]

Yeah but she's usually drunk.

 

 

hey now.

[olyclimber]

Cousin It????