Wakaranai Posted February 11, 2010 Posted February 11, 2010 Paulito in Mammoth always had some good ones. "Black Chicks in Heat" "Double Ender" Also good ones- "Show us Your Tits" "Slippter Crack" "Chalk the Monkey" but I still think "Cunning Stunt" takes the cake. My buddy still pauses before he says it. Quote
marc_leclerc Posted February 11, 2010 Posted February 11, 2010 Urine Too Deep - Shannon Falls Shut up you Fucking Robot - Hatzic Prairie The Negro Lesbian - The Chief Boogie Till You Puke - Cirque of the uncrackables Quote
TamaraSlade Posted February 11, 2010 Posted February 11, 2010 haha i was going to nominate Negro Lesbian! Quote
jonesy Posted February 12, 2010 Posted February 12, 2010 "I dropped my f-ing crack pipe" "Party in my Pants" "The Bong" "Ride em Cowboy" Quote
Rad Posted February 12, 2010 Posted February 12, 2010 More in the same vein: Dr. Sniff and the Tuna Boaters - Index Hugh G. Rection - Pinnacles Heat Seeking Moisture Missile - Pinnacles Quote
hafilax Posted February 12, 2010 Posted February 12, 2010 My nuts are too small and I don't have any friends. Quote
denalidave Posted February 12, 2010 Posted February 12, 2010 haha i was going to nominate Negro Lesbian! That's the first one I thought of too, but we can't leave out Un-Impeachable Groping at RR. Quote
mountainmatt Posted February 12, 2010 Posted February 12, 2010 "Texas finger crack" South Platte (an 8" off width crack) "Weasels rip my flesh" South Platte (an INSANELY painful finger crack) "Fuzzy undercling" Red River Gorge "With friends like that, who needs enemas?" Squamish Quote
matt_warfield Posted February 12, 2010 Posted February 12, 2010 From Granite Mountain in Arizona: "Granite Jungle" which is a squeeze chimney "Coke Bottle" which is a chimney with a narrow exit "Beaver Cleaver" which is a face climb directly above a sharp arete "Thin Slice of Humble Pie" which is a thin face climb "Slide Action Traction" which is a slippery slab/face "Bleak Streak" which is a runout face climb Quote
Plaidman Posted February 12, 2010 Posted February 12, 2010 Magical Chrome Plated Semi-Automatic Enema Syringe - Lumpy Ridge CO http://www.mountainproject.com/v/colorado/estes_park_valley/lumpy_ridge/105751876 Lick My Love Pump - Shelf Road CO http://www.mountainproject.com/v/colorado/caon_city/shelf_road/105752896 High Heeled Tittty Twister - Shelf Road CO http://www.mountainproject.com/v/colorado/caon_city/shelf_road/105754630 Quote
denalidave Posted February 13, 2010 Posted February 13, 2010 My nuts are too small and I don't have any friends. Maybe that's why? Just say'n... Quote
Pete_H Posted February 13, 2010 Posted February 13, 2010 Brad Driscoll outnumbered his guests, but a good time was had by all - Index Quote
BillA Posted February 13, 2010 Posted February 13, 2010 "Nate Farr's all-star hand jive jubilee" is probably my favorite. Quote
Farrgo Posted February 13, 2010 Posted February 13, 2010 (edited) Really Bill? You had to go there. And isn't it country hand jive jubilee? Edited February 13, 2010 by Farrgo Quote
Pilchuck71 Posted February 13, 2010 Posted February 13, 2010 Dirty Socks - Marble Canyon Backstory : No toilet paper on first ascent! Quote
BillA Posted February 13, 2010 Posted February 13, 2010 (edited) Really Bill? You had to go there. And isn't it country hand jive jubilee? Haha, you're right, it IS country hand jive jubilee! A quality name for an extremely high quality route! Edited February 13, 2010 by BillA Quote
Off_White Posted February 13, 2010 Posted February 13, 2010 Groping for Oprah's Naval. Great thing about that route is when you make the titular move - not just a funny name but one that fits the route. Quote
marc_leclerc Posted February 14, 2010 Posted February 14, 2010 theres a climb near my place called 'Heroin' in all the photos the captions read 'Mike on Heroin' .. Nate trying Heroin for the first time' and so on.. Quote
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