denalidave Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 "Don't eat the fish out of the Columbia River, they're radioactive"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 He's probably right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Where's that picture of the giant bacon about to mount Beacon when you really need it? I'm too lazy to dig it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Hey Sobo, what time is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Sobo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 I also like the Beacon Metropolis pic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostCamKenny Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 I love it when Jim starts talking about the Holy Spirit. He certainly has "SEEN THE LIGHT". Cept, he's the first person I ever met that refers to the "FU**ing Holy Spirit". It's like half Richard Prior, half Sunday morning hell, fire & brimstone gospel preach'n and 90 percent conspiracy rant. Classic stuff, I love the man... Yeah he sure is a character - with character! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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olyclimber Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 I don't know if the guy I stole it from has already used it here, but i wanted to be one of the first to introduce the term "Beatard". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Does that mean we get a special B'Tard thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 you're in it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted November 7, 2009 Author Share Posted November 7, 2009 Aside from soloing. How few pieces do you all do the first pitch of Dod's in? I have done it with five pieces including the directionaly to get to the FFA anchor. bwahhhhhhhh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 you're in it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 I don't know if the guy I stole it from has already used it here, but i wanted to be one of the first to introduce the term "Beatard". Back on page 12, bea-yotch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 when 4Chan meets the climbing world: Beatards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justinp Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Saturday: Rain. High near 52. South southwest wind between 11 and 17 mph, with gusts as high as 23 mph. Chance of precipitation is 90%. I know Ivan would be into this if he could.... Any takers! I got a tarp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Being b'tarded feels so speshow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted November 7, 2009 Author Share Posted November 7, 2009 I know where the "best" 5.9 is in the state, but I'm not sayin'.... Oh do please tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 qoutes being very operative here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 calling kevbone a retard is offensive to retards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Aside from soloing. How few pieces do you all do the first pitch of Dod's in? I have done it with five pieces including the directionaly to get to the FFA anchor. bwahhhhhhhh! if i'm doing it w/ a rope, i only clip the 2 80 year old ring pins my fav was trying ot solo it last fall while waiting for jim to show up and getting impatient - i thought it would be dry enough but upon getting to the blackberry ledge, discovered it was too wet to sanely solo - but how to get back down? i had a rope but no gear - in the end i rapped off my emergency prusik, tied into a knot and slotted into the crack spent the rest of that morning drinking beer in one of the tunnels and chainsmoking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckaroo Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 That is not the second pitch of YW. does the YW stand for Yard Waste? that's worse(better) than the Index peaks do you take an ice tool to arrest in the turf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckaroo Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 I love it when Jim starts talking about the Holy Spirit. He certainly has "SEEN THE LIGHT". Cept, he's the first person I ever met that refers to the "FU**ing Holy Spirit". It's like half Richard Prior, half Sunday morning hell, fire & brimstone gospel preach'n and 90 percent conspiracy rant. Classic stuff, I love the man... sort of like? "Spirit In The Ground" When I die and they lay me to rest Gonna go to the place below the rest When I lay me down to die Goin' down to the spirit in the ground Goin' down to the spirit in the ground That's where I'm gonna go when I die When I die and they lay me to rest I'm gonna go to the place below the rest. Prepare yourself you know it's a must Gotta have a friend in Satan So you know that when you die He's gonna recommend you To the spirit in the ground Goin' down to the spirit in the ground That's where I'm gonna go when I die When I die and they lay me to rest I'm gonna go to the place below the rest. Always been a sinner I always sinned I got a friend in Satan So you know that when I die He's gonna send me down with The spirit in the ground Oh send me down with the spirit in the ground That's where I'm gonna go when I die When I die and they lay me to rest I'm gonna go to the place below the rest Oh Send me down to the Spirit in the Ground That's where I'm gonna go when I die When I die and they lay me to rest I'm gonna go to the place below the rest Goin' on down to the Spirit in the Ground That's where I'm gonna go when I die When I die and they lay me to rest I'm gonna go to the place below the rest Go to the place below the rest Go to the place below the rest Go to the place below the rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosephH Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 No need. When I was putting it up I took about a 25' footer at the top of the dihedral he's on, falling down the face on the rightside of the pic when a whole-hand-sized hold simply slid straight out like it was on greased wheels. It was a nasty backflip sort of fall like getting kicked straight out off the rock by a mule. Much to my surprise the section of wall I came back in on hard was paved solid with six inches of moss - didn't feel a thing. Just a case of having to do a little cleaning on a gateway pitch in order to get into the really sterling climbing above it. Keeps the noobs from hurting themselves as well. Bottom line is you have to be willing to put some fire to the bacon to climb at Beacon - it's not just another roadside attraction like most of what passes for rock close to Seattle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckaroo Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Will hav to sheck it owt sumtime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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