allthumbs Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 quote: Originally posted by willstrickland: Or maybe wanna make them suffer. I did this exact thing when I got back from hiking the Appalachian Trail. It was me, them, and a few other friends. Only thing was, it didn't make me suffer, I was in the lead and pounding out a pace that made new-loverboy-office punter-cigarette smoker look like a fucking gumby of the first degree. When they all pulled up for a rest break I just dropped the "ok, I'm going on ahead, I'll see you at camp". Busted ass and got to camp, pitched tent, gathered enough dead-n-down wood for the entire night's fire, hung a hammock, fetched 5 gallons of water, and had a pot of tea on the stove, the campfire ready to throw a match on, and a fat bowl at my lips laying in the hammock when the crew arrived. But, although I may have looked like a champ, it only registered with him, not her...but I was in my element and he was out of his. Carpe diem. Well guys, I know y'all's got the knobby balls, but when it comes to dumpin women, you suck. All real men know enough to dump their ass before they dump yours and then stay away from the X like there's no tomorrow. They're fucking poison I tell ya...NEVER, EVER look back!!! Good riddence to the Blister and god help the poor bastard she mindfucks next. Pardon the French, I just get so warm and fuzzy thinking bout the X LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 "if it smells good, eat it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 "We are in the desert. Get it - desert? It doesn't rain in the desert." said by my partner during a 3-day storm in J Tree, only hours before a flash flood ran through our campsite and swamped our tent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 Happiness = Reality - Expectations pack before you pack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayner Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 Never climb with your "X"? pope not only climbed with his "X", he took her on his ridiculous "Cirque Expedition" a couple of years ago! (The EX in question be a certain Miss "Donna Top-Step".) If I recall, they had a serious falling-out perhaps two months before the trip but they went anyway. pope, at the time, was thinkin' with his li'l head, the timeless wisdom here being that THE LITTLE HEAD DOESN'T HAVE A BRAIN. I've heard both sides of the story and it seems that pope was lookin' for some base-camp booty with his "X" and got rejected BIG-TIME! Donna ain't so bad...I don't know why she's so disliked by the cyberalpinists, she's actually kind of a sweet girl but I guess I should comment on that elsewhere... P.S. Did I mention that she's hot??? Sorry, D. if you're reading this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 quote: Originally posted by Dwayner: Never climb with your "X"? pope not only climbed with his "X", he took her on his ridiculous "Cirque Expedition" a couple of years ago! (The EX in question be a certain Miss "Donna Top-Step".) If I recall, they had a serious falling-out perhaps two months before the trip but they went anyway. pope, at the time, was thinkin' with his li'l head, the timeless wisdom here being that THE LITTLE HEAD DOESN'T HAVE A BRAIN. I've heard both sides of the story and it seems that pope was lookin' for some base-camp booty with his "X" and got rejected BIG-TIME! Donna ain't so bad...I don't know why she's so disliked by the cyberalpinists, she's actually kind of a sweet girl but I guess I should comment on that elsewhere... P.S. Did I mention that she's hot??? Sorry, D. if you're reading this! Jesus, after reading that story I sure hope you, Pope, and Donna are tight buddies. It must be laundry day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 They are packed into the same brain pretty tight all right. They're ALL the same person. You pub night guys ever see Pope, Donna and Dwayner all at once? Didn't think so. Its like Clark Kent and Superman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtflyfisher Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 "I am here to chew gum and kick ass!" From Rowdy Roddy Piper in that 'You can see the aliens with these sunglasses movie'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtflyfisher Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 AArrgghh! First post and I screw it up! Its 'I am here to chew gum and kick ass, and I am OUT of gum!' (heres to proof reading yourself) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 "The only friends you got in his town are Jack and Shit, and Jack left town.. all you got left is Shit!" Which movie is this line from and which PNW aid climbing hardman frequently repeats it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 quote: Originally posted by Dru: "The only friends you got in his town are Jack and Shit, and Jack left town.. all you got left is Shit!" Which movie is this line from and which PNW aid climbing hardman frequently repeats it? Don't know for sure but sounds like something either Jack Nickleson or Dennis Hopper would say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 "Blood is an indicator of poor technique." -Jim Bridwell (I think) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EddieE Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 Kurt Russell in "Big Trouble in Little China"? I've been know to say it, but am hardly a PNW climbing hardman [This message has been edited by EddieE (edited 08-01-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayner Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 Prof. Dru: I don't recall seeing you at any of the two pub-thangs I attended so maybe you're Iambone, Dru and Peter Puget rolled up in one. Me AND pope will certainly show up at one of those beer things in the near future when he's done with his gig in Ellensburg in a week. Then you can appear, too, count to two, and see two people. For real! Can't vouch for "Donna". After the crap she's got from this list, I doubt she'll appear, although I'll ask. (She doesn't live around here anymore so that complicates scheduling matters.) Dang! Such skeptics! And you probably don't believe in the Easter Bunny either! - Dwayner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayner Posted August 2, 2001 Share Posted August 2, 2001 Words of wisdom from an alpine master whose identity shal remain unknown: "All your base are belong to us." Check it out: http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/AYB2.swf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted August 2, 2001 Author Share Posted August 2, 2001 Once you get past the smell you've got her licked. (Jerry Mathers) When I come home late from a big alpine climb, my wife always waits up for me, greets me at the door with a kiss, and has the hot water running for me. She expects me to do the dishes just like any other evening. (Marc Twight). Men who sleep in tents lead sheltered lives. (Fred Beckey) Throw caution to the wind and proceed with reckless abandon. (Dale Ernhart) You can check out of this world at any time. When it's my turn to die, I want to know what it's like to have really lived. (Big Lou--who else?) If there's grass on the playground....oh, never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted August 2, 2001 Share Posted August 2, 2001 I've come here for two reasons to drink some beer and kick some ass....and the beer's almost gone. The higher you get the higher you get. [This message has been edited by AlpineK (edited 08-02-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeclimb9 Posted August 2, 2001 Share Posted August 2, 2001 "Suffering is the orgin of conciousness" Dostoyevsky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verticalswamp Posted August 2, 2001 Share Posted August 2, 2001 "Life is trouble only death is not. To be truly alive is to drop your pants and look for trouble." - Apparently Zorba the Greek. Dru, you can go look for trouble elsewhere and keep your pants on, k? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted August 2, 2001 Author Share Posted August 2, 2001 The sum of your parts is no greater than your hole. (Diggler) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman Posted August 2, 2001 Share Posted August 2, 2001 Is that "hole" or "whole"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willstrickland Posted August 2, 2001 Share Posted August 2, 2001 Gotta be hole, that's Diggler as in Dirk Diggler...Boogie Nights, Heather Graham on skates yeah, Rollergirl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted August 2, 2001 Share Posted August 2, 2001 I can climb a 5.10 in the gym so I can go lead a 5.10 at Index, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted August 2, 2001 Share Posted August 2, 2001 Of course man ! I recommend you jump right on to Sloe Children or Tatoosh [This message has been edited by Cpt.Caveman (edited 08-02-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted August 2, 2001 Share Posted August 2, 2001 "i didn't hit the ground, did i?" wallstein after his hefty 120lbs ripped a tree anchor, ice climbing last year and all he did was wieght it. responding to my question, "are oyu okay?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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