Dumbass Climbers?

[Bug]

hahahaha

 

This layback guy cracks me up

 

A few things about me:

- I've hiked all of my life.

- I've been skiing for 26 years

- I've been climbing for 12 years.

 

My climbing partners (past & present) include:

- 2 climbing guidebook authors

- 1 author of a self-rescue book

- 1 AMGA rock and ice guide (my rope was the first he ever tied into)

- 1 former non-accredited alpine guide in WA state

- 1 current non-accredited guide in WA state

 

I'm not saying this to brag or massage my ego. Most on this site don't know anything about the 2nd list. I usually keep this stuff pretty close to me because that's how I am. I've learned from the aforementioned people that being a good climber also includes keeping your ego in check.

emphasis mine.

 

I think I might have to relinquish my coveted "consummate douchebag" title. I don't think I'm worthy of the crown in light of this recently minted gem.

Alex Lowe peed on my rope once.

Of course he didn't know it was mine.

He said he would have dumped on it had he known.

I usually keep this stuff pretty close to me because that's how I am. I've learned from the aforementioned person that being a good climber also includes keeping your ego in check.

Anybody want to smell the rope?

[olyclimber]

I'm probably the best at keeping my ego in check than anyone I know. Its inconceivable that anyone could be better at it. If there was a record in the Guinness World Records for humility, I would own that shart hands down.

[Off_White]

 

Once we get in shape from this manly contest, maybe Minnesotaclimbing wants a rematch, eh? Chaps won't know what hit him.

[olyclimber]

all i can say is that if some one thinks they are more humble than me, i dare them to say so to my face at the picnic...if i show up. depending on the posts i may decide to stay home if i feel i am in danger of breaking a nail.

[Off_White]

You're the bear, Porter, totally savage and humble as vanilla pudding.

 

 

 

 

 

 

BTW, they found a polar bear's jawbone in the shark's stomach.

[KaskadskyjKozak]

I'm ready to climb anytime.

I make no garuntees on who will school who.

 

 

Between your knee and my fasciitis it might be a wash. ;-)

 

[tomtom]

Aren't we being redundant?

[Off_White]

I'm ready to climb anytime.

I make no garuntees on who will school who.

 

 

Between your knee and my fascistitis it might be a wash. ;-)

 

Whoah, you're finally admitting that you're a fascist?

[KaskadskyjKozak]

I'm ready to climb anytime.

I make no garuntees on who will school who.

 

 

Between your knee and my fascistitis it might be a wash. ;-)

 

Whoah, you're finally admitting that you're a fascist?

 

You look more Aryan than me, bro ;-)

[tvashtarkatena]

I'm ready to climb anytime.

I make no garuntees on who will school who.

 

 

Between your knee and my fasciitis it might be a wash. ;-)

 

Dudes, what you're planning on doing in the shower together might need its own thread.

 

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[KaskadskyjKozak]

I'm ready to climb anytime.

I make no garuntees on who will school who.

 

 

Between your knee and my fasciitis it might be a wash. ;-)

 

Dudes, what you're planning on doing in the shower together might need its own thread.

 

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

you should wash your ass sometimes, TTK; people might be able to stand being around you

[tvashtarkatena]

I'm ready to climb anytime.

I make no garuntees on who will school who.

 

 

Between your knee and my fasciitis it might be a wash. ;-)

 

Dudes, what you're planning on doing in the shower together might need its own thread.

 

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

you should wash your ass sometimes, TTK; people might be able to stand being around you

 

Thanks for the offer, but I've only got a one person shower at my disposal.

Edited April 15, 2009 by tvashtarkatena

[G-spotter]

But he's not All White.

[tvashtarkatena]

I crack myself up, which is a good thing, because I love to laugh.

[Off_White]

But he's not All White.

 

Gimme a few more years, I'll be Antique White.

[Hugh Conway]

hahahaha

 

This layback guy cracks me up

 

A few things about me:

- I've hiked all of my life.

- I've been skiing for 26 years

- I've been climbing for 12 years.

 

My climbing partners (past & present) include:

- 2 climbing guidebook authors

- 1 author of a self-rescue book

- 1 AMGA rock and ice guide (my rope was the first he ever tied into)

- 1 former non-accredited alpine guide in WA state

- 1 current non-accredited guide in WA state

 

I'm not saying this to brag or massage my ego. Most on this site don't know anything about the 2nd list. I usually keep this stuff pretty close to me because that's how I am. I've learned from the aforementioned people that being a good climber also includes keeping your ego in check.

emphasis mine.

 

I think I might have to relinquish my coveted "consummate douchebag" title. I don't think I'm worthy of the crown in light of this recently minted gem.

Alex Lowe peed on my rope once.

Of course he didn't know it was mine.

He said he would have dumped on it had he known.

I usually keep this stuff pretty close to me because that's how I am. I've learned from the aforementioned person that being a good climber also includes keeping your ego in check.

Anybody want to smell the rope?

 

woah. guides pee?

[Choada_Boy]

Layback's problem is that he's from Connecticut. Every single person I've ever met from CT has been a douche bag.

 

Here's some more learned wisdom from his spewhole, posted elsewhere:

 

"The ironic thing about TRs on CC.com vs NWHikers is this:

 

Cascade Climbers:

- Filled with young, throw caution to the wind types who place a premium on boldness.

- Have an ego so big that they wouldn't even conceive of posting a TR on anything that could be classified as a hike, and often joke about doing so.

- A fair amount of TRs on the site are posted by those looking for personal gratification only (I'm not saying we don't have any of that here).

 

NW Hikers:

- Filled with people who just care about having fun in the outdoors in a safe way.

- While we all have a little ego (not in a bad way), most here wouldn't think twice about sharing a hike or a climb regardless of he technical difficulty. It's the amount of fun experienced that counts.

- A fair majority of the TRs here are folks just looking to share some info on a cool place."

 

He is so right.

 

 

[tvashtarkatena]

Choa

[tvashtarkatena]

Da

[rob]

ssssh! I'm throwing caution to the wind.

[tvashtarkatena]

In case you guys have any questions about climbing, I'm just here to share the joy of the sport with you. I've climbed with people who have written guidebooks. I don't want to drop names, although they are names that nearly everyone on the planet would instantly recognize. That's not the way I roll.

 

Anyway, feel free to let me know how I can help make you a better climber or, more generally, human being.

Edited April 15, 2009 by tvashtarkatena

[DirtyHarry]

What's wrong with personal gratification? It's nice when you can find someone else to gratify you, but that's not always the case.

[Off_White]

I'm pretty sure no one wants to come between you and your self gratification DH.

[G-spotter]

I remember when someone registered as "D@n -" or a similar type name asked on NWHikers if it was possible to speed-hike the Washington PCT in a week. Boy, did some panties get bunched over there by that innocent query!

[TMO]

Off White, you conducted yourself like a true gentleman on the hiking site. Well done!

 

.... Wait a minute... This post is in Spray, what I ment to say is;

 

Off White really handled himself like a master(de)bater on the Hiking site.