sobo Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 WINTER WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc313 Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 WINTER WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Â Its getting old quick,power went out last night for 2 hours! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 fire up the diesel generator! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc313 Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Got the drop cord and gas Generator all ready to go today,Gas stove and Fireplace! Climbed 20ft up the roof to dig out the Dish net,it was all most half buried in 16" plus snow thats up there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 20, 2008 Author Share Posted December 20, 2008 REPORTING FROM MY BUNKER. ALL IS OK. I REPEAT ALL IS OK. ALL FAMILY MEMBERS ARE HEAVILY ARMED, SO IDENTIFY YOURSELF ON APPROACHING. FOOD STORES ARE HOLDING UP WELL. TO SAVE PROVISIONS WE ATE THE CAT, WITH WHOLE ROAST GARLIC CLOVES, DRIZZLED WITH OLIVE OIL LAST NIGHT. STOP. RECON OUTSIDE IDENTIFIED MORE POSSIBLE FOOD AS NEIGHBORS HAVE A CAT TOO. MEAT IS NOT GOOD, BUT BETTER THAN ALTERNATIVES. DO NOT WANT TO EAT SON YET. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 DO NOT WANT TO EAT SON YET. BE SURE TO CONSULT OLD TESTAMENT FOR EVENTUAL COOKING RECOMMENDATIONS. STOP. NO-ONE KNOWS HOW TO COOK A BABY BETTER THAN THE SONS OF ABRAHAM! STOP. VAYA CON DIOS MADRE-FUCKERS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 20, 2008 Author Share Posted December 20, 2008 TWO WORDS FOR YA: HUNKER. DOWN. Â http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/392980_storm20.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 20, 2008 Author Share Posted December 20, 2008 also: tuff times never last, tuff people do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rooster Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 also: tuff times never last, tuff people do  Is there any chance for me in all this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 20, 2008 Author Share Posted December 20, 2008 well....hard times never last, but hard cocks do...doesn't really make too much sense. its better to consider chickens on a different metric or graph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 DO NOT WANT TO EAT SON YET. BE SURE TO CONSULT OLD TESTAMENT FOR EVENTUAL COOKING RECOMMENDATIONS. STOP. NO-ONE KNOWS HOW TO COOK A BABY BETTER THAN THE SONS OF ABRAHAM! STOP. VAYA CON DIOS MADRE-FUCKERS! You do seem like the Old Testament type. Not sure I'd go with those bronze tools though. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc313 Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 OMG,Portland has 4" of Snow,the Airport and Roads are closed,CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELLED!!! "YOUR ALL DOOMED" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmuja Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 DIE Â Â NOW! Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Situation grim. Greenwood Safeway completely out of donuts due to broken water pipe. They offered to frost some bagels for me, but I declined. I feel it's important to clutch onto the veneer of civilization until the bitter end. Â Long lines at checkout; a sea of blank faces resigned to the frozen death that awaits them. Michelle Obama's ex is telling all, but who could CARE at a time like this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 THE LINES AT REI ARE 100 PEOPLE LONG. As if it will do any good. God's wrath rains down upon this evil city. You heathens will perish, flash frozen, the last cool temps you will EVER know. Savor it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 THE LINES AT REI ARE 100 PEOPLE LONG. Â People are stocking up on plastic boots, ski poles and ice axes for the trek to REI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Be on the lookout for trapped moose. They might fall into Green Lake.  Look what happened in Spokane  [video:youtube]YNG7_aAhyY4&feature=related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc313 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 (edited) 2 AMTRAK TRAIN'S DEAD ON TRACK IN PORTLAND,HY 84 EAST CLOSED,MAX TRAIN STUCK IN SNOW,6' SNOW DRIFTS IN HAPPY VALLEY... Edited December 21, 2008 by pc313 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 21, 2008 Author Share Posted December 21, 2008 MEET ME AT THE MALL, ITS GOING DOWN Â [video:youtube]Fz5bn4E1HpE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 21, 2008 Author Share Posted December 21, 2008 ITS GETTING KINDA HECTIC, BANG THE BASS, TURN UP THE TREBLE Â [video:youtube]xfOxjW36nSg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendershot Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Coming back from Skyline Ridge today I saw the remains of a car that had been engulfed in flames. I haven't checked the news stations webpages to see if the passengers were ok since I typically come here for news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhöQ Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Another man passed and said, "This ain't no joke. You can break your back." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 21, 2008 Author Share Posted December 21, 2008 OLYCLIMBER HERE REPORTING FROM MY HUNKERED DOWN POSITION. I CAN'T GO INTO EXACTLY WHERE I'M AT...NOT GONNA TELL YA...BUT SUFFICE IT TO SAY I'M IN THE WESTERN UNITED STATES. DEALING WITH A LITTLE CABIN FEVER HERE. HAVE EATEN A MONTHS WORTH OF RATIONS OUT OF BOREDOM. THE SNOW HAS BEEN CAPPED BY ICEY RAIN, CONDITIONS ARE HORRENDOUS. THE WOMEN FOLK STRIPPED DOWN AND TOOK A SNOW BATH, WHILE I ENSURED THE ESCAPE VEHICLE (SHOULD WE NEED IT) WAS OPERABLE AND THAT ALL COMM IS UP. SEASONS GREETINGS FROM THIS HOLDOUT TO YOURS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justinp Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 It’s cool to run my generator inside right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 You all have a case of cabin fever! I know mine is coming along just fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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