Serenity Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 I hope I have come to the right place, and that we could all collectively hate on this show together. It is my wish that this show go off the air forever, and all episodes, originals, DVD's, digital reproductions, etc, be burned or destroyed forever. Furthermore, I think symbols of this show should be banned, or at least held in the same regard as the Swatiska. Former cast members should be ostracised from society forever and forced to endure isolation from one another. Leaving them together on an island together would have no effect, as they effectively live in a bubble as it is. Please discuss. Quote
olyclimber Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 Please explain to me what you're talking about. Or...perhaps not. Maybe it would be better if you kept it to yourself. Quote
denalidave Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 Please explain to me what you're talking about. Or...perhaps not. Maybe it would be better if you kept it to yourself. What he said. What's this MTV anyway? Quote
AlpineK Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 Are we talking about some show on MTV? It was the coolest thing ever as a teenager, but it was the first time any of us saw music on TV all the time. Then it became old hat. Pretty soon they said goodbye to music hello real world or something. Now I don't even know what they have on their network. I just know it ain't music like it says in the company name. Quote
NTM Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 The Hills is the only show I make sure I am home to watch. There is no other show on TV that amuses me as much as this one. Quote
Off_White Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 Serenity: I've never heard of it, but then again I've never lived in a house with cable or satellite TV, and haven't gotten the broadcast variety in at least a decade. I did a little research, and the preliminary results suggest that you and I have found common ground. A Synopsis of Episode One of Season Four At the end of season 3 of The Hills, Spencer surprised Heidi during her business trip in Las Vegas and won her back. But by putting Spencer before work, Heidi found herself in hot water with her boss, Brent Bolthouse. Now she constantly has to prove herself at the office. Meanwhile, the tension revolving around the Lo-Lauren-Audrina living situation has put Lauren right smack in the middle of things. While hard at work at People's Revolution, Lauren tells Whitney that the awkwardness hasn't improved. But she has a plan -- she's recruited Lo to help throw Audrina a birthday BBQ. But smoothing things over at home isn't Lauren's only concern, she's got a new man in her sights. Well, sorta new. She ran into a former Laguna Beach fling, Doug, and the two made dinner plans. Lauren's looking forward to dating again. After all, her last official date was with Brody. Clearly, it's time for a new man! At Bolthouse, Heidi tells Kimberly that her sister, Holly, is coming to The Hills that night. Kimberly's surprised that Heidi isn't too jazzed, but Heidi explains that the timing isn't the best considering she just reconciled with Spencer. The two have been busy repairing their relationship, and she hasn't quite mentioned her sister's weekend stay. Plus, Holly hasn't been given the 411 that Heidi and Spencer are back together. At Epic Records, Audrina tells Chiara that Lauren's throwing her a birthday BBQ. Audrina admits she's a little anxious about the bash, but gives Lauren credit for making an effort. Wondering if Lo will be in attendance, Audrina tells Chiara that her new roommate is "always super-bitchy." Sitting in silence, Spencer shares an awkward moment with Heidi's sister at the apartment when she first shows up. As soon as Heidi walks through the door, Spencer retreats to the bedroom. Heidi runs after him and tries to explain the situation, saying Holly's only there for a couple days. A sulking Spencer gives Heidi some serious attitude, leaving her to tell him to "be nice" during her sister's stay. As Lauren primps for her date, Lo suggests that she invite Doug to Audrina's birthday party. Although she's crossing her fingers for a second date, Lauren wants to see how things go before extending an invitation. At dinner, Doug and Lauren catch up. Although they're only minutes into their date, Doug tells The Hills leading lady that she's gorgeous and asks if they can hang out again. Lauren takes the opportunity to invite him to Audrina's birthday bash, and he jumps at the opportunity. Early the next morning, Heidi's sis whips up some breakfast. Although she's only trying to make nice, Holly's help isn't appreciated by Spencer, who likes to sleep in. A grumpy Spencer comes out of the bedroom to see what all the fuss is, pushing a plate of food away when Holly offers it to him. When Heidi calls him out for his rude behavior, Spencer decides to head back to bed, slamming the door behind him. Audrina's birthday BBQ starts off with a bang when Frankie and Doug show up in matching Lakers attire. Ready to lend a hand on the grill, Doug immediately makes himself useful. But Lauren is too caught up with what's going on between Lo and Audrina to pay too much attention to her new beau. When a bunch of pierced and tattooed guys arrive at the party, Lo questions Audrina about her friends. Although Lauren sees this as an opportunity for Lo to learn more about her new roomie, Lo is less than impressed with the company on hand. Looks like things are already off to a bad start... Meanwhile, Heidi spends time at the salon with her sister. As Holly gets an L.A. makeover, she mentions her surprise over Spencer being back in Heidi's life and wonders why Heidi hasn't confided in her family lately. Holly also brings up Lauren, asking whether or not Heidi misses their friendship. Heidi's taken aback by the line of questioning, but Holly says she just hopes her sister isn't sacrificing everything in her life for Spencer. Back at Audrina's birthday BBQ, Lauren notices that Lo is nowhere to be found. When Lauren finds Lo in the kitchen and asks where she's been, Lo says she was playing with the dog. Lauren is peeved, since Lo's supposed to be making an effort to get closer to Audrina, but Lo says she feels uncomfortable around Audrina's odd friends. Tired of the situation, Lo tells Lauren that she's done trying to make peace with Audrina. Exiting the kitchen, Lauren runs into Frankie, who notices she's stressed. Feeling like the party is a disaster, Lauren tells Frankie that she's not sure how she can help bring Lo and Audrina together. Frankie thinks she might not be able to repair their relationship, which leaves Lauren wondering where she stands with her two besties. With a new and improved look, Holly's visit with Heidi and Spencer comes to an end. But she hints that she might be seeing more of them in the future -- yes, she's considering moving to The Hills! Heidi's enthused about the idea, but Spencer finds the news annoying. At People's Revolution, Lauren gives Whitney the lowdown on the BBQ. Lauren says she was stranded by Lo, who decided to hang out upstairs. To make matters worse, Lauren was so stressed about Lo and Audrina that she completely ignored Doug. After a push from Lauren, Lo decides to chat with Audrina. In an attempt to apologize, Lo says she's sorry for bailing on the party. But she makes it clear that their current living situation is not ideal. Lo thought they'd all be friends, but there's been a lot of tension in the house. Audrina agrees, saying the threesome just doesn't click. As the conversation continues, Lo says she doesn't think Audrina has tried hard enough to make the friendship work. Audrina admits that she feels left out, but thinks it's because Lo has an attitude. Fed up with the situation, Audrina says she doesn't care about trying to mend the bad blood between them; she doesn't think they'll ever be friends. Realizing their conversation is going nowhere, Lo gets up and leaves. Quote
STP Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 Fuck MTV! PlcvJjRvT7c LXpbrGBIGxw 8sFqfbrsZbw Quote
sobo Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 Serenity: I've never heard of it, but then again I've never lived in a house with cable or satellite TV, and haven't gotten the broadcast variety in at least a decade. I did a little research, and the preliminary results suggest that you and I have found common ground. A Synopsis of Episode One of Season Four fictionalized Peyton Place-style serial dramatic bullshit As have I. Haven't had cable/dish/sat in over 5 years, and don't watch broadcast TV. The only reason I even have a TV is so that the kids can watch the vids/DVDs that we approve. And we're thinking about killing that TV, too. Quote
Mal_Con Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 Oh shit, I thought they had made a MTV series of The Hills Have Eyes Quote
rmncwrtr Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 I had to google it to see what the show was. At least I know who the Lauren and Spencer on all the tabloids at the grocery checkout are now. Quote
rmncwrtr Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 [/u] you read that shite? Nope, but I glance at the covers while paying for my food wondering who in the world all these people are and why anyone in their right mind would care what they were doing or not doing. Quote
sobo Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 whew! you had me all a-skeert thar fer a sekund... Quote
olyclimber Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 Could you imagine...The Real World: Cascade Climbers I'll see what kind of interest I can drum up. Quote
AlpineK Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 Serenity: I've never heard of it, but then again I've never lived in a house with cable or satellite TV, and haven't gotten the broadcast variety in at least a decade. ..... As have I. Haven't had cable/dish/sat in over 5 years, and don't watch broadcast TV. The only reason I even have a TV is so that the kids can watch the vids/DVDs that we approve. And we're thinking about killing that TV, too. I used to watch TV fairly often. The only reason I did this is the rental place I lived in had previously jacked into the cable lines. Eventually the cable company figured out that there was cable in my house and cut the lines and left me a friendly note telling me they'd hook me up for a monthly fee. I decided then that TV just wasn't worth paying for. I couldn't even be bothered to buy rabbit ears. Now I have a TV, but it's only there for renting movies. Quote
DPS Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 As a middle aged guy, I generally dislike seeing 'young' people on TV. The networks should bring back 'Golden Girls' and 'Matlock'. Quote
Serenity Posted September 10, 2008 Author Posted September 10, 2008 It is refreshing to see that LA popular culture slash MTV networks drivel has not pierced the bastion of CC.com user base. Stay strong! Quote
Hugh Conway Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 As a middle aged guy, I generally dislike seeing 'young' people on TV. The networks should bring back 'Golden Girls' and 'Matlock'. ah, we see the aging female threatened by young nubile bodies. MTV is quite spectacular on mute. Quote
John Frieh Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 Could you imagine...The Real World: Cascade Climbers I'll see what kind of interest I can drum up. Quote
Serenity Posted September 10, 2008 Author Posted September 10, 2008 Here ya go Porter. Be sure to burn your monitor, delete your harddrive, and get one of those "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" memory burns afterwards! http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1594109 Quote
olyclimber Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 wow...its like someone made a show about me and my lifestyle. i can't stand looking into such a vivid mirror of myself. i'm going to bust a beer bottle and use the shards to gouge out my eyes now. Quote
prole Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 How do they keep their mouths from drying out when they're open half the time in looks of vacant indignation? Quote
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