If Jesus Christ Were Alive Today

[pink]

i wonder if he put up routes ground up or would he be more into rap bolting?

Edited May 12, 2008 by pink

[underworld]

he might be afraid of deep water soloing

[builder206]

He would have stilled the wind at Vantage Sunday. I needed to use 4WD just to park.

[kevbone]

i wonder if he put up routes ground up or would he be more into rap bolting?

 

 

He would tell you "what every makes you happy my child"

[dt_3pin]

he might be afraid of deep water soloing

[Stefan]

He probably would replace Dick Cheney, but he would still be vice president.

[G-spotter]

"If the real Jesus Christ were to stand up today

He'd be gunned down cold by the CIA"

-The The

[Cobra_Commander]

he'd be in some fukin hot springs stinking it up with all the dred-hippies with a sheen of patchoui on the surface like ramen broth.

[kevbone]

If JC was still alive today he would be one old MFer……and to say “still” alive would imply that he once actually lived…….

[Kat_Roslyn]

Turning the springs into wine and getting trashed

[builder206]

Helping me stick some heinous 5.7 sloper.

[ivan]

he'd be wearing crocs...

[Off_White]

Are you drinking

With me Jesus,

I can see you very clear

I know you can walk on the water

But can you walk on this much beer?

 

 

The Beat Farmers did such a splendid version of this song.

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[No. 13 Baby]

. . . he'd drive a Prius.

[billcoe]

..and would NOT be eating the M and Ms as they would fall through the holes in his palms.......?

[pink]

lets get back on topic people

[Bug]

He would forgive you for placing all those bolts.

 

[wfinley]

..he would save the retro bolters by lecturing, "Let he who has never clipped cast the first stone."

[sampdx]

[jordop]

Probably getting ready to play The Dude, Walter, and Donny in the semis . . .