layton Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 To folks who say cheers and are not English... ...cut it out you passive aggressive fuck faces. You sound like a complete fucker when you end your little statement or conversation with that hoity-toity english exclamation of assholishness. When you end your holier than thou art little "suggestion" wrapped up in a bullshit helpful tone and you utter than pussy Brit word, while lifting your gay little chin and closing your eyes in smug satisfaction after finishing your stupid fucking comment or conversation, I want to smack your bitch-ass mouth. Cheers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 how about "toodles" instead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted November 25, 2007 Author Share Posted November 25, 2007 no, toodles only insinuates goodbye, while cheers is both goodbye and thanks at the same time - which is why it's so annoying because it effectively shuts down further communication after the cheergiver utters his or her proclamation, leaving the other person unable to add to the discussion. Plus it's just a pompous way to say goodbye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 (edited) To folks who say cheers and are not English... ...cut it out you passive aggressive fuck faces. You sound like a complete fucker when you end your little statement or conversation with that hoity-toity english exclamation of assholishness. When you end your holier than thou art little "suggestion" wrapped up in a bullshit helpful tone and you utter than pussy Brit word, while lifting your gay little chin and closing your eyes in smug satisfaction after finishing your stupid fucking comment or conversation, I want to smack your bitch-ass mouth. Cheers! wow, you advertise on this site with that potty mouth. not good business practice if it is money you are trying to make. you might want to delete that one my friend. just a suggestion. salut, Edited November 25, 2007 by pink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 if jennifer connelly had just blown me, she could say whatever she wanted on her way out the door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted November 25, 2007 Author Share Posted November 25, 2007 thaaaaaaanks! Ciao! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syudla Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 When used by non-Italians, ciao = fuck off...therefore mostly appropriate. Ciao! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Does this mean no more summit 'Hozah!'s? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 thaaaaaaanks! Ciao! your welcome, shalome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 if jennifer connelly had just blown me, she could say whatever she wanted on her way out the door actually, now that i think on it, she can say whatever she wants anyhow - i'm not worthy, etc. etc.... checkers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Ivan, you're as bad as the 'Birdseat for threadkilling! Kampai! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Mike is so pissed by "cheers" he may leave town over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 That and the fixed gear scene isn't nearly as cool up here as it is in P-town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 i think mike just needs to go to a certain bar - a certain bar where everyone knows your name...where they're always glad you came! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 To folks who say cheers and are not English... ...cut it out you passive aggressive fuck faces. You sound like a complete fucker when you end your little statement or conversation with that hoity-toity english exclamation of assholishness. When you end your holier than thou art little "suggestion" wrapped up in a bullshit helpful tone and you utter than pussy Brit word, while lifting your gay little chin and closing your eyes in smug satisfaction after finishing your stupid fucking comment or conversation, I want to smack your bitch-ass mouth. Cheers! and this is why i think you are so adorable and wonderful and brilliant. dealing with the pompous passive aggressive corporate bullshit makes me so mad i feel like jumping out of me skin and running around screaming like a banshee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foraker Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 You know what I hate? Those situations where somebody does something that really torques your panties. Like saying 'colour' when they mean 'color'. See? Get's to you, too, doesn't it? But that's not what really bothers me. What really bothers me is when people change their mind, right in the middle of talking to you. And what really really bothers me, is getting your undies torqued, saying 'Please, sir, may I have another?', and then going home and posting a really really righteous screed on the Internet about the wanker that just torqued your undies. Except, the screed really isn't righteous and you just used the word 'wanker' instead of that all-American term: asshat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 (edited) To folks who say cheers and are not English... ...cut it out you passive aggressive fuck faces. You sound like a complete fucker when you end your little statement or conversation with that hoity-toity english exclamation of assholishness. When you end your holier than thou art little "suggestion" wrapped up in a bullshit helpful tone and you utter than pussy Brit word, while lifting your gay little chin and closing your eyes in smug satisfaction after finishing your stupid fucking comment or conversation, I want to smack your bitch-ass mouth. Cheers! I'll give you a 7.5 on the 10-point rant scale. You need to infuse it with more profanity but you do get extra points for the use of "hoity-toity" which has nearly become extinct from the lexicon. What I find equally annoying/amusing is the use of the prefix "Dr." by those without a medical doctorate. I recently had to deal with an attorney who was a chiro and went by "Dr. Aaron DeShaw, Esq." And guess what--he's a personal injury plaintiff's attorney. Or the Ph.D. who insists you address him as "Dr." Cheers! p.s. No offense intended Dr. Layton. Edited November 26, 2007 by rbw1966 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 So do Aussies and Kiwis get the Layton stinkeye? PHDs were called Doctors centuries before MDs and Chiroquacktors took up the term (which MDs did in a fit of pique because they were not afforded the same status as PHDs, and chiropractors later followed) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foraker Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 So do you dislike the title Dr, as used by non-medical types, on general principals or only when they insist that you use that title while speaking to them. I'd say 99.999% of them never use it, except on stationery or in official correspondence (because it does tend to get more notice...go figure). However, having a PhD and using the title Dr is technically correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Mike just wants a place where everyone knows his name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Mike just wants a place where everyone knows his name WTF? i clearly was first on the draw w/ this most obscure of references (see above!) - and erik, who's yer thread-killer now beyotch!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 The Cheers reference only seems obscure to those still sporting peach fuzz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Get used to it Ivan, Porter copies all my quips. He, also, ends most of his posts and Pms with, "Cheers". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Cheers mikey, you cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 The Cheers reference only seems obscure to those still sporting peach fuzz. yup, that pretty much describes me, despite having obtained the double-trey... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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