the movie asshole thread

[counterfeitfake]

Who are some of your favorite asshole characters in movies?

 

I'm tossing out Blake in Glengarry Glen Ross.

 

What's your name?

 

Fuck you, that's my name. You know why mister? Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an 80,000 dollar BMW. That's my name.

[ScottP]

 

[Toast]

Captain Spaulding

 

 

[kevbone]

"Training day"

 

Denzel's character.....what a prick..

[chesterboo]

Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet

[fenderfour]

Ricky Slade (Vince Vaughn) in "Made"

 

"I'm a tall drink of water, I gotta stretch my shit out."

[E-rock]

Tom Cruise in Magnolia

 

"Respect the cock! ...repect. the. cock."

[E-rock]

Bill Murray as Frank Cross in Scrooged.

 

[Frank notices a picture of Santa and Mrs. Claus on the wall]

Frank Cross: Grace, what in the hell is this?

Grace: Oh, it's a painting, one of my kids did. See, there's Santa Claus and there's Mrs. Claus.

Frank Cross: Honey, how many fingers does Mrs. Santa Claus have here?

Grace: Eleven.

Frank Cross: Eleven. Right.

[rips it down]

Frank Cross: It's crap. Lose it. I don't want it on the wall.

[tosses it in the wastebasket]

Edited June 22, 2007 by E-rock

[octavius]

Tim Roth as Archibald Cunningham in Rob Roy.

 

Classic lines such as:

 

I will tell you something, to take with you. Your wife was far sweeter forced than many are willing. And truth put to it, I think not all of her objected...

 

Or

 

It is years, Your Grace, since I buggered a boy... And in my own defense, I must add, I thought him a girl at the moment of entry.

[ivan]

chet from "wierd science"

 

"no - that's a geniune mx-missile"

"well i knew it wasn't a whale dick"

 

johnny from "the karate kid"

 

"give'em a body-bag, johhny, yeeeeeahh!"

 

alan rickman in anything

 

tim roth was fucking perfect in rob roby - even the queer professor i had for my "history of homosexuality" class agreed

[Gidget]

Farva from Super troopers.

"I just lost a dollar to myself."

 

Maybe he was more of an asshat.

[Toast]

Billy Zane's character in the Deal Calm. You can't kill that motherf#cker.

[Weekend_Climberz]

The obvious would be Jack Nicholson in Shining.

[Gidget]

Jessica Lange in the movie Hush

[ivan]

The obvious would be Jack Nicholson in Shining.

not a true asshole as he gets out off on a techicality - demonic possession, eh?

 

mrs. flanagan in "annie" - there's a true to her guns beyotch!

[ivan]

Jessica Lange in the movie Hush

just rewatched the 70's version of king-kong w/ her in it last night w/ her boobies hanging out all over the place - jeebus h christ she was hot as hell...30 years ago.

[Gidget]

jeebus h christ she was hot as hell...30 years ago.

I will give you that but if you have not watched hush, she is a freaking nightmare.

[i_like_sun]

[olyclimber]

b_UYW1DwElY

[Couloir]

Kevin Spacey in Swimming with Sharks.

[Dechristo]

Spacey in "Seven"

[tvashtarkatena]

Tim Roth as Archibald Cunningham in Rob Roy.

 

Classic lines such as:

 

I will tell you something, to take with you. Your wife was far sweeter forced than many are willing. And truth put to it, I think not all of her objected...

 

Or

 

It is years, Your Grace, since I buggered a boy... And in my own defense, I must add, I thought him a girl at the moment of entry.

 

Replying a young pregnant girl who has just professed her love for him:

 

"Love is a dunghill, Betty,

and I am but a cock that climbs upon it to crow."

Edited June 24, 2007 by tvashtarkatena

[tvashtarkatena]

"Americans love a winner. . .

. . .and will not tolerate a loser.

Americans play to win all the time.

 

I wouldn't give a hoot in hell

for a man who lost and laughed.

 

That's why Americans have never lost

and will never lose a war. . ."

 

[ivan]

how dare ye besmirch paton!

[rob]

"You gonna get used to wearin' them chains afer a while, Luke. Don't you never stop listenin' to them clinking. 'Cause they gonna remind you of what I been saying. For your own good."