i_like_sun Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Today I went online to download a south park ringer tone: "Whats the matter, got sand in your vagina?" Repeat 35 times in a high pitch cartmen voice. Everything was going great and I was laughing my ass off, when all of a sudden I started to get text messages from the website every 4.5 seconds. Now, my number is ruined and I can't seem to get the text messages to end! I suppose thats what happens when you put your number on the web........ idiot........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Whats the matter, got sand in your vagina? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 get an endangered species ringtone instead: http://www.biologicaldiversity.org/swcbd/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 My ringtone has Dave Chappelle screaming, "I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Your cellphone rings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 If I had a cellphone I'd ring it in the mor-or-nin' I'd ring it in the evenin' All over this la-annd I'd ring it out danger I'd ring it out - war-ar-nin' I'd ring it out the love between muh Brothuhs 'n' muh Sistuhs Ah-allll over this la-a-a-and oo-oo-oo-oo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 a lady talking on her cellphone almost ran me over on the sidewalk the other day as she turned into the parking lot of the grocery store. Funny thing is, SHE got mad at ME -- laid on her horn and yelled "what the fuck are you doing?" So I killed her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 For some folks, there's no other way of teaching them of the dangers of cellphones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dt_3pin Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Cell phones are evil? I'm thinking a more appropriate thread title could be derived from: I suppose thats what happens when you put your number on the web........ idiot........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 a lady talking on her cellphone almost ran me over on the sidewalk the other day as she turned into the parking lot of the grocery store. Funny thing is, SHE got mad at ME -- laid on her horn and yelled "what the fuck are you doing?" So I killed her. Was this in Ohio? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 a lady talking on her cellphone almost ran me over on the sidewalk the other day as she turned into the parking lot of the grocery store. Funny thing is, SHE got mad at ME -- laid on her horn and yelled "what the fuck are you doing?" So I killed her. ba-da-dum-bing! tim robbins in cadilliac man, running into the car-dealership firing an ak-47 in the air: "ALL YOU FUCKERS ARE GOING TO DIE!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 get an endangered species ringtone instead: http://www.biologicaldiversity.org/swcbd/ Cool. I just downloaded the Pine Barrens Frog ringtone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted June 20, 2007 Author Share Posted June 20, 2007 Whats the matter, got sand in your vagina? Fuck you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 (edited) get an endangered species ringtone instead: http://www.biologicaldiversity.org/swcbd/ Cool. I just downloaded the Pine Barrens Frog ringtone I just got the Coral Sea Remora, but the sound kind of sucks. Edited June 20, 2007 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 I want one that says "Fuck you Feck!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 (edited) Whats the matter, got sand in your vagina? Fuck you! First, get the sand out of your vagina and we'll give 'er a go! Edited June 21, 2007 by Dechristo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerJ Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 I leave mine on default ringtone, then turn the ring volume up loud and see how many people check their phones when mine rings. -r Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Your cellphone rings? no. but on rare occasions it does vibrate. I keep it in my pocket hoping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selkirk Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 You had better hope your cell phone number isn't public knowledge or your about to be one very distracted girl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocNoggin Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 You had better hope your cell phone number isn't public knowledge or your about to be one very distracted girl! and this would be a problem how? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whirlwind Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 (edited) i want mine to say." fuck you you fucking fuck, fuck you you fucking fuck". but only when my mom calls that way im prepaired Edited June 21, 2007 by wirlwind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtn_mouse Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Hippos are evil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 You had better hope your cell phone number isn't public knowledge or your about to be one very distracted girl! public knowledge would be pubic knowledge then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted June 23, 2007 Author Share Posted June 23, 2007 Your cellphone rings? no. but on rare occasions it does vibrate. I keep it in my pocket hoping My GF does this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill_Simpkins Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 I got rid of my cellphone because I saw every other person walking around talking on one. What happened to enjoying the things around you? Anyways, I didn't want to be like that. People can leave a message at home or send me an email. The world isn't going to end if I call them back later. Plus, if we talk on the phone so much, there is nothing left to talk about in real life. Disconnect yourselves! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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