Weekend_Climberz Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 Paris was freed? Shit, I thought that would be an aid route forever! :lmao: free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 Somebody help her!!!! She's probably crying the most over that shoddy cop car. At least they could transport her back to jail in a stylish ride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 No, she's whining because they didn't give her time to put her makeup on and change from that drab grey sweater she was wearing. Sweater with slacks?!? Come on, that's cruel and unusual punishment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawks Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 (edited) hell jail would scare a normal person. She is learning a lesson about the real world now. Edited June 8, 2007 by Seahawks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZimZam Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 Well there's one thing she's used to about jail. BEND OVER AND SPREAD 'EM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmace Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 they are makin her do the entire 45 days now not the 23 she originally had Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawks Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 Not how I understand it. She get 5 days for the 3 served. and she will get 1 day off for every 4 served for good behavior. She will serve maybe 10-15 more days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted June 8, 2007 Author Share Posted June 8, 2007 Well, I think we all need to step back and take a deep breath....and PRAY FOR HER RELEASE. I would also like someone to be point person for the deliverable of actually finding out when she will be released from and AUTHORITATIVE SOURCE AND NOT SPECULATION. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawks Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 Too funny but kinda true - Paris Hilton is out of jail and now the District Attorney is upset. The whole thing has become ridiculous, hasn’t it? California officials are obsessed with humiliating a blonde heiress, a girl as dangerous as a dab of Cool Whip on Jell-O. At the same time, they don’t seem to mind that O.J. Simpson, whom a civil jury found responsible for the deaths of two people, is playing golf in Florida and laughing at them as he cleverly makes deals to collect fees for books and autographs. Robert Blake, tried for killing his wife, is snacking in Malibu. Michael Jackson, subject of one child molestation trial and several investigations, lives in Las Vegas in the lap of luxury, travels around the world, and still entertains children at home. Phil Spector, while awaiting trial for an alleged murder committed three years ago, has lived at home in a mansion and never spent an hour in jail. It took two whole trials to put the Menendez brothers away for killing their parents. She managed to get out of jail after three hours, but now the DA is threatening to put her back in. A home imprisonment with an ankle bracelet isn’t enough. They’re going to torture her in a bare cell, solitary confinement, for a month, until she learns her lesson. If they couldn’t get Simpson, Jackson or Blake, and if they can’t get Spector, they’re going to get Paris Hilton to prove a point. It’s too funny. But that’s California, and Los Angeles, specifically. You know what guys? Leave her alone already. Pick on someone your own size. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
111 Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Buuuuut... She is going back in now for the whole 40 or 45 or whatever it was. and the sheriff is probably getting fired for letting her out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Everybody's going to jail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NealH Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 . . . a girl as dangerous as a dab of Cool Whip on Jell-O . . . As a person who had a friend killed by a drunk driver, I can't say that someone with multiple DUI isn't dangerous. She's probably more dangerous to the general public than any of the other folks that you mention. Not that I don't think they should be treated more appropriately than they have/are, but she, just like other folks with multiple DUIs need to be treated with some harshness in my opinion. It certainly hasn't helped her cause with the court and justice system that she thumbs her nose at them and violates the terms of her probation, etc. etc. Stealing from a commentor on the NYT blog--Now that charges against Hamdan, bin Laden's chauffeur have been dismissed, maybe it can be arranged for him to be Paris's chauffeur. She's off the road, and a new job for him (but maybe that would be cruel and unusual punishment for him). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 (edited) I haven't seen a segue that smooth since Sammy Davis Junior became a Jew. Edited June 9, 2007 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Uncage Your Paris Soul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordop Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Uncage Your Paris Soul FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Stealing from a commentor on the NYT blog--Now that charges against Hamdan, bin Laden's chauffeur have been dismissed, maybe it can be arranged for him to be Paris's chauffeur. She's off the road, and a new job for him (but maybe that would be cruel and unusual punishment for him). Yeah. Then, Ol' Hamdan can feel what it's like having a Jihad aimed at him. From the backseat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted June 9, 2007 Author Share Posted June 9, 2007 Enjoy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Trippett Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 fools....do you realize what we've done? she'll only return, hotter than ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raindawg Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 I haven't seen a segue that smooth since Sammy Davis Junior became a Jew. You got a problem with that???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerJ Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 Paris will do her time with dignity and honor. -r Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 This is all going to make her even more valuable as a bankable star when she gets out of the lock up. Get ready for more Paris on the tube when she does her time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murraysovereign Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 "I must also say that I was shocked to see all of the attention devoted to the amount of time I would spend in jail for what I had done by the media, public and city officials," her statement concluded. "I would hope going forward that the public and the media will focus on more important things like the men and women serving our country in Iraq and other places around the world." So Paris Hilton has requested that we ignore her from now on. I sincerely hope the media will respect her wish to live out her life in anonymity, and stop providing 24/7 coverage of her every move. Please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmallShoes Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 tHPoXozd_p0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted June 11, 2007 Author Share Posted June 11, 2007 WE MISS YOU PARIS!!! STAY STRONG!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducknut Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Enjoy! Oly that wins the award for the greatest waste of bandwidth ever. You should be proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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