billcoe Posted March 20, 2007 Posted March 20, 2007 With some luck he will be out of the ICU in a couple days and into a regular hospital room. Damn, ICU? That sounds serious. This might be a killer flesh eating bacteria story isn't it. Dude, stop playing: get well and up out of there while ya can. Wishing you well fer sure. ICU, damn. Quote
Billygoat Posted March 20, 2007 Posted March 20, 2007 How much has Steven Seagal kicked in? I've kicked in a lot.... ...of teeth! Oly...I'm going to find out who did this to you. And when I do, they're going to discover that no one is Above the Law. I'll get Justice for you. Shit! Is this a pic of Steven going Above The Law with Dubya?! Quote
Alpinfox Posted March 20, 2007 Author Posted March 20, 2007 Right on, Mr. Fox. Set up a fake olyclimber is in the hospital thread, using an anonymous avatar to rip off the generous hearted among the cc.com community. It's true. Porter is actually just fine and is currently laughing his ass off on a beach in Columbia after running off with CC.com's vast treasury. Later this month I'm gonna join him down there (after I drain a bit more money outta you suckers) and we'll be snortin' blow outta hooker's cleavage 'til the cows come home. Marion Barry stylie! I wish. Quote
Weekend_Climberz Posted March 20, 2007 Posted March 20, 2007 Right on, Mr. Fox. Set up a fake olyclimber is in the hospital thread, using an anonymous avatar to rip off the generous hearted among the cc.com community. I thought about a "Fred is Dead" troll, but that's just no funny Quote
Bug Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 It's true. Porter is actually just fine and is currently laughing his ass off on a beach in Columbia after running off with CC.com's vast treasury. Later this month I'm gonna join him down there (after I drain a bit more money outta you suckers) and we'll be snortin' blow outta each other's cleavage 'til the cows come home. Marion Barry stylie! That's sick man. Quote
Alpinfox Posted March 21, 2007 Author Posted March 21, 2007 I didn't get to see Porter today, but I talked to his wife. He is getting transfered out of the ICU TODAY! He is also eating solid food. I'm looking forward to asking him how many poops he has pooped. Quote
Big Baller Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 Porter you crazy mofo, bustin' out the new avatar to send Big Baller stokey get-well vibes your way. This ain't no finesse game. don't be a big bawler, come on over and join the team for the big win! wishing a quick recovery for ya, man. your brand of comic assault is needed. (btw Pax, that's some funny shite.) Quote
ZimZam Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 He is getting transfered out of the ICU TODAY! Progress. That's good news. Quote
minx Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 good to see that he's getting out of ICU! Get better Oly--or refuse to get better until they send the hot swedish nurse to care for you. Quote
G-spotter Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 Porter you crazy mofo, bustin' out the new avatar to send Big Baller stokey get-well vibes your way. This ain't no finesse game. don't be a big bawler, come on over and join the team for the big win! wishing a quick recovery for ya, man. your brand of comic assault is needed. (btw Pax, that's some funny shite.) Translation: Good jorb Porter Quote
archenemy Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 Way to go, Oly!!!! Will you bring me my tarps back now? And to the OlyFamily--hang in there! This must be hard on you all--stay strong. Oly is lucky to have you. Quote
Alpinfox Posted March 21, 2007 Author Posted March 21, 2007 Here is Porter's new mailing address: Porter Hammer Swedish Hospital, Rm849 747 Broadway Seattle, WA 98122 Quote
Alpinfox Posted March 21, 2007 Author Posted March 21, 2007 WOOHOO! Porter is doing a lot better and is now ready for visitors! Feel free to visit, but I'd encourage you to keep the visit somewhat brief and limit it to two people at a time. Quote
archenemy Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 Including Porter? Do you happen to know the hours? Should we call first? Quote
Alpinfox Posted March 21, 2007 Author Posted March 21, 2007 Including Porter? note that I said "people". I don't think Porter qualifies. Do you happen to know the hours? Should we call first? From the swedish website: At Swedish, we know that visits from friends and family members can greatly benefit our patients. Visits are only limited by the patient’s needs or the wishes of the patient sharing the room. I'll be there this evening, so I'll ask specifically about visiting hours then. Quote
DCramer Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 I just saw Porter. A bit tired but in good spirits. He definitely appreciates all the good thoughts. He had a laptop nearby and I offered to spray for him if he would tell me his password but he had too much common sense to spill the beans! Quote
carolyn Posted March 22, 2007 Posted March 22, 2007 Damn Oly! Whats going on?!??!?! Sending you lots of positive vibes and an abundance of :moondance: :moondance: and :pagetop: :pagetop: to keep your spirits up! If you are not healed soon, I WILL send chaps to visit you daily! Quote
Alpinfox Posted March 22, 2007 Author Posted March 22, 2007 I'm sprayin' from Oly's bedside. OMG! I'm spending the night in his room tonight and as soon as the nurses leave us alone I'm gonna crack open da beerz I smuggled in. Oly and I gonna tear the roof off the sucka! ICU PUB CLUB RIGHT NOW!! w00t! Quote
G-spotter Posted March 22, 2007 Posted March 22, 2007 Dude, Log on as Olyclimber and do some banninating! Quote
Alpinfox Posted March 22, 2007 Author Posted March 22, 2007 My fellow Cascadeclimbers, I am pleased to tell you that I have just written some code which outlaws most of you forever. The banninating begins in five minutes. Quote
olyclimber Posted March 22, 2007 Posted March 22, 2007 MUHAHAHAHA!!!! THE POWER! I HAVE THE POWER! Quote
enelson Posted March 22, 2007 Posted March 22, 2007 get well and be glad you aren't at kcmc- killimanjaro christian medical center hospital where i take the kids each week in moshi. sure swedish doesn't have interweb, but hopefully they have potable water. Quote
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