jordop Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 The Charles Bukowski poem "pulled down shade" ends in the lines "this fucking / Scotch is / great. / let's play / Scrabble". Which is bs cos the last thing scotch does is enjamb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Dear Muffy, Â Normal life ain't so bad. Take me for instance... Â I see my family regularly now, I help my sisters with school and job searches and I'm generally there to be a big brother. They missed me all these years, and now I really understand how important they always were. Â I make money for my employer, and I save money, and I'm rewarded with more money for making lots of money for my employer and I save more money. Soon I will buy a beautiful house. Â I cook better Pad Thai than the shitty Thai restaurants around here. Â I get regular sucky sucky from a woman I love very much. When I called her from a ridgeline in Utard while skiing powder on vacation (which I can easily afford) several weeks ago, she asked me if I missed her, and I said.... "well, i AM skiing powder". She said, "YOU CAN'T FUCK POWDER, E-ROCK!" and you know what, I can't, and I don't want to. I want to fuck wet pussy (yeah that's right all you "homophobes" who crave my red-hot cock in your ass, I'm actually NOT queer). Â When I get a chance to sit down, relax, have a beer and watch a movie, I appreciate the free time, rather than self-flagellating for missing out on a sunny day to climb. Â I LOVE 5.6! LOVE IT! Â Sincerely, E-rock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 i bet you are studying book of mormon everyday too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 I finally did my mission! I went to Venezuela and brought many people closer to Jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Nobody fucks with the Jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figger_Eight Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Dear Muffy, Normal life ain't so bad. Take me for instance...  I see my family regularly now, I help my sisters with school and job searches and I'm generally there to be a big brother. They missed me all these years, and now I really understand how important they always were.  I make money for my employer, and I save money, and I'm rewarded with more money for making lots of money for my employer and I save more money. Soon I will buy a beautiful house.  I cook better Pad Thai than the shitty Thai restaurants around here.  I get regular sucky sucky from a woman I love very much. When I called her from a ridgeline in Utard while skiing powder on vacation (which I can easily afford) several weeks ago, she asked me if I missed her, and I said.... "well, i AM skiing powder". She said, "YOU CAN'T FUCK POWDER, E-ROCK!" and you know what, I can't, and I don't want to. I want to fuck wet pussy (yeah that's right all you "homophobes" who crave my red-hot cock in your ass, I'm actually NOT queer).  When I get a chance to sit down, relax, have a beer and watch a movie, I appreciate the free time, rather than self-flagellating for missing out on a sunny day to climb.  I LOVE 5.6! LOVE IT!  Sincerely, E-rock  P.L.E.A.S.eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 She'll never love you as much as we do E-rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 SEE HOW EVEN THE GREATEST FREAKS FALL TO NORLMALCY??? Â IS THERE NO HOPE FOR THE INEVITABLE E-ROCK/MUFFY FINAL SOLUTION?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducknut Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 (edited) Hang in there Muff. Edited March 29, 2006 by Ducknut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griz Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 i am having a true climbing crisis here i think my stoke ran away with the moon  evolve or die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted March 29, 2006 Author Share Posted March 29, 2006 B-O-R-I-N-G. Anyone want to play Scrabble?  playing scrabble with me is like shooting fish in a bucket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted March 29, 2006 Author Share Posted March 29, 2006 i don't think i am a climber any more  Hey Girlie-Pie.  The average "climbing is my big hobby" phase lasts about three to five years before many switch to wind-surfing, roller-blading, hiking with the kids, or what not. Ain't unusual at all.   dang, i lasted 7 years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted March 29, 2006 Author Share Posted March 29, 2006 Dear Muffy, Normal life ain't so bad. Take me for instance...  I see my family regularly now, I help my sisters with school and job searches and I'm generally there to be a big brother. They missed me all these years, and now I really understand how important they always were.  I make money for my employer, and I save money, and I'm rewarded with more money for making lots of money for my employer and I save more money. Soon I will buy a beautiful house.  I cook better Pad Thai than the shitty Thai restaurants around here.  I get regular sucky sucky from a woman I love very much. When I called her from a ridgeline in Utard while skiing powder on vacation (which I can easily afford) several weeks ago, she asked me if I missed her, and I said.... "well, i AM skiing powder". She said, "YOU CAN'T FUCK POWDER, E-ROCK!" and you know what, I can't, and I don't want to. I want to fuck wet pussy (yeah that's right all you "homophobes" who crave my red-hot cock in your ass, I'm actually NOT queer).  When I get a chance to sit down, relax, have a beer and watch a movie, I appreciate the free time, rather than self-flagellating for missing out on a sunny day to climb.  I LOVE 5.6! LOVE IT!  Sincerely, E-rock  Love you E-rock. and thank you buddy. so do you still have your plants. miss you. and tell your woman i think she is totaly lucky!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted March 29, 2006 Author Share Posted March 29, 2006 Hang in there Muff. Â i am change happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted March 29, 2006 Author Share Posted March 29, 2006 Â Â HEY you!!!! damn long time no see;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted March 29, 2006 Author Share Posted March 29, 2006 She'll never love you as much as we do E-rock. Â I have to agree here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted March 29, 2006 Author Share Posted March 29, 2006 SEE HOW EVEN THE GREATEST FREAKS FALL TO NORLMALCY??? Â IS THERE NO HOPE FOR THE INEVITABLE E-ROCK/MUFFY FINAL SOLUTION?? Â oh i am still a freak.... i am just exploring more ways to be freaky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distel32 Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Word to e-rocker and muffy. Â I haven't been climbing (not by choice though) for more than 13 months.....pretty sad day. But I'm having a kid, doing lots of fun work, meeting cool people (today I spent 2 hours talking with the president of Eagle TV), and when you're climbing you can't wear fuckin' swanky awesome suits like you can when you go to official government celebrations: Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whirlwind Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 dam dude you swimming in that thing  P.I.M.P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducknut Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 I am Distel and I am with the young Mongolian Republicans, so nice to meet you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Don't hate the Playa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 wagwan bredrin wotz gwanin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted March 29, 2006 Author Share Posted March 29, 2006 wagwan bredrin wotz gwanin  umm what Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 You are all sellout little bitches. As if you can't have career and a meaningful relationship and still get after it in the mountains. Lame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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