jordop Posted March 29, 2006 Posted March 29, 2006 The Charles Bukowski poem "pulled down shade" ends in the lines "this fucking / Scotch is / great. / let's play / Scrabble". Which is bs cos the last thing scotch does is enjamb Quote
E-rock Posted March 29, 2006 Posted March 29, 2006 Dear Muffy, Normal life ain't so bad. Take me for instance... I see my family regularly now, I help my sisters with school and job searches and I'm generally there to be a big brother. They missed me all these years, and now I really understand how important they always were. I make money for my employer, and I save money, and I'm rewarded with more money for making lots of money for my employer and I save more money. Soon I will buy a beautiful house. I cook better Pad Thai than the shitty Thai restaurants around here. I get regular sucky sucky from a woman I love very much. When I called her from a ridgeline in Utard while skiing powder on vacation (which I can easily afford) several weeks ago, she asked me if I missed her, and I said.... "well, i AM skiing powder". She said, "YOU CAN'T FUCK POWDER, E-ROCK!" and you know what, I can't, and I don't want to. I want to fuck wet pussy (yeah that's right all you "homophobes" who crave my red-hot cock in your ass, I'm actually NOT queer). When I get a chance to sit down, relax, have a beer and watch a movie, I appreciate the free time, rather than self-flagellating for missing out on a sunny day to climb. I LOVE 5.6! LOVE IT! Sincerely, E-rock Quote
G-spotter Posted March 29, 2006 Posted March 29, 2006 i bet you are studying book of mormon everyday too Quote
E-rock Posted March 29, 2006 Posted March 29, 2006 I finally did my mission! I went to Venezuela and brought many people closer to Jesus. Quote
billcoe Posted March 29, 2006 Posted March 29, 2006 Dear Muffy, Normal life ain't so bad. Take me for instance... I see my family regularly now, I help my sisters with school and job searches and I'm generally there to be a big brother. They missed me all these years, and now I really understand how important they always were. I make money for my employer, and I save money, and I'm rewarded with more money for making lots of money for my employer and I save more money. Soon I will buy a beautiful house. I cook better Pad Thai than the shitty Thai restaurants around here. I get regular sucky sucky from a woman I love very much. When I called her from a ridgeline in Utard while skiing powder on vacation (which I can easily afford) several weeks ago, she asked me if I missed her, and I said.... "well, i AM skiing powder". She said, "YOU CAN'T FUCK POWDER, E-ROCK!" and you know what, I can't, and I don't want to. I want to fuck wet pussy (yeah that's right all you "homophobes" who crave my red-hot cock in your ass, I'm actually NOT queer). When I get a chance to sit down, relax, have a beer and watch a movie, I appreciate the free time, rather than self-flagellating for missing out on a sunny day to climb. I LOVE 5.6! LOVE IT! Sincerely, E-rock P.L.E.A.S.eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEE. Quote
Off_White Posted March 29, 2006 Posted March 29, 2006 She'll never love you as much as we do E-rock. Quote
EWolfe Posted March 29, 2006 Posted March 29, 2006 SEE HOW EVEN THE GREATEST FREAKS FALL TO NORLMALCY??? IS THERE NO HOPE FOR THE INEVITABLE E-ROCK/MUFFY FINAL SOLUTION?? Quote
Ducknut Posted March 29, 2006 Posted March 29, 2006 (edited) Hang in there Muff. Edited March 29, 2006 by Ducknut Quote
griz Posted March 29, 2006 Posted March 29, 2006 i am having a true climbing crisis here i think my stoke ran away with the moon evolve or die. Quote
sk Posted March 29, 2006 Author Posted March 29, 2006 B-O-R-I-N-G. Anyone want to play Scrabble? playing scrabble with me is like shooting fish in a bucket. Quote
sk Posted March 29, 2006 Author Posted March 29, 2006 i don't think i am a climber any more Hey Girlie-Pie. The average "climbing is my big hobby" phase lasts about three to five years before many switch to wind-surfing, roller-blading, hiking with the kids, or what not. Ain't unusual at all. dang, i lasted 7 years Quote
sk Posted March 29, 2006 Author Posted March 29, 2006 Dear Muffy, Normal life ain't so bad. Take me for instance... I see my family regularly now, I help my sisters with school and job searches and I'm generally there to be a big brother. They missed me all these years, and now I really understand how important they always were. I make money for my employer, and I save money, and I'm rewarded with more money for making lots of money for my employer and I save more money. Soon I will buy a beautiful house. I cook better Pad Thai than the shitty Thai restaurants around here. I get regular sucky sucky from a woman I love very much. When I called her from a ridgeline in Utard while skiing powder on vacation (which I can easily afford) several weeks ago, she asked me if I missed her, and I said.... "well, i AM skiing powder". She said, "YOU CAN'T FUCK POWDER, E-ROCK!" and you know what, I can't, and I don't want to. I want to fuck wet pussy (yeah that's right all you "homophobes" who crave my red-hot cock in your ass, I'm actually NOT queer). When I get a chance to sit down, relax, have a beer and watch a movie, I appreciate the free time, rather than self-flagellating for missing out on a sunny day to climb. I LOVE 5.6! LOVE IT! Sincerely, E-rock Love you E-rock. and thank you buddy. so do you still have your plants. miss you. and tell your woman i think she is totaly lucky!!!! Quote
sk Posted March 29, 2006 Author Posted March 29, 2006 She'll never love you as much as we do E-rock. I have to agree here Quote
sk Posted March 29, 2006 Author Posted March 29, 2006 SEE HOW EVEN THE GREATEST FREAKS FALL TO NORLMALCY??? IS THERE NO HOPE FOR THE INEVITABLE E-ROCK/MUFFY FINAL SOLUTION?? oh i am still a freak.... i am just exploring more ways to be freaky Quote
Distel32 Posted March 29, 2006 Posted March 29, 2006 Word to e-rocker and muffy. I haven't been climbing (not by choice though) for more than 13 months.....pretty sad day. But I'm having a kid, doing lots of fun work, meeting cool people (today I spent 2 hours talking with the president of Eagle TV), and when you're climbing you can't wear fuckin' swanky awesome suits like you can when you go to official government celebrations: Quote
whirlwind Posted March 29, 2006 Posted March 29, 2006 dam dude you swimming in that thing P.I.M.P Quote
Ducknut Posted March 29, 2006 Posted March 29, 2006 I am Distel and I am with the young Mongolian Republicans, so nice to meet you. Quote
DirtyHarry Posted March 29, 2006 Posted March 29, 2006 You are all sellout little bitches. As if you can't have career and a meaningful relationship and still get after it in the mountains. Lame. Quote
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