pope Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 To anybody who may have been offended by the jpeg image I had pasted to my cc.com pseudonym, I apologize, and I also wish to dispel a rumor that has been circulating. The jpeg to which I refer featured Frank Zappa picking his nose (or so I assumed). IT IS NOT A PICTURE OF ME, and it it is certainly NOT FEATURED IN MY COLLEGE ANNUAL. It was pointed out to me late last week (first by my wife, then by a concerned colleague), that Frank is not using his index finger to extract mucous egesta, but rather is extending an obscene gesture (employing his middle finger) to the cameraman. To the community of cc.com, and to anybody who may have checked in to check out this embarassing photo, I wish to say that I'm sorry, and I have replaced the jpeg with a Frank Zappa image that represents all I admire about this intelligent artist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noway Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 Are you serious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted October 20, 2002 Author Share Posted October 20, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Noway: Are you serious? Unfortunately....yes. Check your pm's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted October 21, 2002 Share Posted October 21, 2002 One of my favorites... "Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say that there is plenty more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe." ---Frank Zappa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted October 21, 2002 Author Share Posted October 21, 2002 FRANKIE SEZ: Don't clap for destroying America. This place is as good as you want to make it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b-rock Posted October 21, 2002 Share Posted October 21, 2002 Lemme tell you 'bout the Mud Shark... The origins of the Mud Shark are as follows: There's a motel in Seattle, Washington called the Edgewater Inn. The Edgewater Inn's built on a pier.. so that means that when you look out your window you don't see any dirt -- it's got a bay or something out in your backyard,,, And to make it even more interesting, in the lobby of the aforementioned motel there's a bait and tackle shop where the residents can go down whenever they want to, and rent a fishing pole and some preserved minnows and schlep back up to their rooms, open the window, stick their little pole outside and within a few minutes actually catch a fish of some sort that they can bring into their motel room and do whatever they want with it... you know what I mean? Now in this bay there's quite a variety of ah... fish! Not only do they have mud sharks up there, they got little octopusses that you can catch. And all these denizens of the deep can come in real handy... Let's say you were a travelling Rock and Roll band called the Vanilla Fudge. Let's say one night you checked into the Edgewater Inn Motel with a 8mm movie camera, enough money to rent a pole, and just to make it more interesting -- a succulent young lady (Mnaaaah!) with a taste for the bizarre... My mind drifts back to a meeting, a chance meeting in the Chicago O'Hare Airport where the members of the Vanilla Fudge told Don Preston about a home movie they made at the Edgewater Inn with a Mud Shark. I'm gonna tell you, this dance, the Mud Shark, is sweeping the ocean!... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted October 21, 2002 Share Posted October 21, 2002 I liked your old picture of Frank. Too bad you feel you have to back down because of some uptight prudes. Hey prudes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted October 21, 2002 Share Posted October 21, 2002 Was someone actually offended by yr avatar? (It wasn't trask, was it?) I think of the Zappa songs that are most memorable to me...Bobby Brown, Dyna-Mo-Hum, Stink-foot...they are all slightly more offensive than that photo (and pretty damn funny). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted October 21, 2002 Share Posted October 21, 2002 Mud Shark All groupies must bow down In the sacred presence of the Latex Solar Beef All groupies must bow down In the sacred presence of the Latex Solar Beef Steam roller (Talkin' 'bout your haemorrhoids baby), Steam roller Steam roller (Talkin' 'bout your haemorrhoids mama), Steam roller (Gooey piles, baby!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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iain Posted October 21, 2002 Share Posted October 21, 2002 i can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets me a golden shower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted October 21, 2002 Share Posted October 21, 2002 She had my balls in a vise but she left the dick I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted October 21, 2002 Share Posted October 21, 2002 Here's my apolo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattp Posted October 21, 2002 Share Posted October 21, 2002 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted October 21, 2002 Share Posted October 21, 2002 Who's ugly mutt is that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 21, 2002 Share Posted October 21, 2002 Why is Ray drinking bottle beer when free keg beer was available Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted October 21, 2002 Share Posted October 21, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Who's ugly mutt is that. That little walking turd attacked me in my sleep in the middle of the night, I though I was cougar chow for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted October 21, 2002 Share Posted October 21, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dru: Why is Ray drinking bottle beer when free keg beer was available Retardass I was filling my beer bottle with TG stout Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted October 21, 2002 Share Posted October 21, 2002 quote: Originally posted by jon: quote:Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Who's ugly mutt is that. That little walking turd attacked me in my sleep in the middle of the night, I though I was cougar chow for sure. aw jon it was just looking for some lovin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 21, 2002 Share Posted October 21, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: quote:Originally posted by Dru: Why is Ray drinking bottle beer when free keg beer was available Retardass I was filling my beer bottle with TG stout Sneaky...pretending to have paid money for actual free beer. Why not use the Beer Hat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted October 22, 2002 Author Share Posted October 22, 2002 Frankie sez, "Without deviation from the norm, 'progress' is not possible." There's a lot of wisdom in that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 quote: Originally posted by iain: quote:Originally posted by jon: quote:Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Who's ugly mutt is that. That little walking turd attacked me in my sleep in the middle of the night, I though I was cougar chow for sure. aw jon it was just looking for some lovin'I think it was lookin for some coil dropping spot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeclimb9 Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 "Can't we all just get along?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 Is that kid one of the new Hitler youth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COL._Von_Spanker Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 Yeah, it's called European soccer fans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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