An Apology

[pope]

To anybody who may have been offended by the jpeg image I had pasted to my cc.com pseudonym, I apologize, and I also wish to dispel a rumor that has been circulating.

 

The jpeg to which I refer featured Frank Zappa picking his nose (or so I assumed). IT IS NOT A PICTURE OF ME, and it it is certainly NOT FEATURED IN MY COLLEGE ANNUAL. It was pointed out to me late last week (first by my wife, then by a concerned colleague), that Frank is not using his index finger to extract mucous egesta, but rather is extending an obscene gesture (employing his middle finger) to the cameraman.

 

To the community of cc.com, and to anybody who may have checked in to check out this embarassing photo, I wish to say that I'm sorry, and I have replaced the jpeg with a Frank Zappa image that represents all I admire about this intelligent artist.

[Noway]

Are you serious?

[pope]

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Originally posted by Noway:

Are you serious?

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Unfortunately....yes. Check your pm's.

[Fairweather]

One of my favorites...

 

"Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say that there is plenty more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe."

 

---Frank Zappa

 

[pope]

FRANKIE SEZ: Don't clap for destroying America. This place is as good as you want to make it.

[b-rock]

Lemme tell you 'bout the Mud Shark...

The origins of the Mud Shark are as follows: There's a motel in

Seattle, Washington called the Edgewater Inn. The Edgewater Inn's

built on a pier.. so that means that when you look out your window

you don't see any dirt -- it's got a bay or something out in your

backyard,,, And to make it even more interesting, in the lobby of

the aforementioned motel there's a bait and tackle shop where the

residents can go down whenever they want to, and rent a fishing pole

and some preserved minnows and schlep back up to their rooms, open

the window, stick their little pole outside and within a few minutes

actually catch a fish of some sort that they can bring into their

motel room and do whatever they want with it... you know what I

mean? Now in this bay there's quite a variety of ah... fish! Not

only do they have mud sharks up there, they got little octopusses

that you can catch. And all these denizens of the deep can come in

real handy... Let's say you were a travelling Rock and Roll band

called the Vanilla Fudge. Let's say one night you checked into the

Edgewater Inn Motel with a 8mm movie camera, enough money to rent a

pole, and just to make it more interesting -- a succulent young lady

(Mnaaaah!) with a taste for the bizarre... My mind drifts back to a

meeting, a chance meeting in the Chicago O'Hare Airport where the

members of the Vanilla Fudge told Don Preston about a home movie

they made at the Edgewater Inn with a Mud Shark. I'm gonna tell you,

this dance, the Mud Shark, is sweeping the ocean!...

[AlpineK]

I liked your old picture of Frank. Too bad you feel you have to back down because of some uptight prudes.

 

Hey prudes.

[RobBob]

Was someone actually offended by yr avatar? (It wasn't trask, was it?)

I think of the Zappa songs that are most memorable to me...Bobby Brown, Dyna-Mo-Hum, Stink-foot...they are all slightly more offensive than that photo (and pretty damn funny).

[allthumbs]

Mud Shark

 

All groupies must bow down

In the sacred presence of the Latex Solar Beef

All groupies must bow down

In the sacred presence of the Latex Solar Beef

 

Steam roller

(Talkin' 'bout your haemorrhoids baby),

Steam roller

Steam roller

(Talkin' 'bout your haemorrhoids mama),

Steam roller

(Gooey piles, baby!)

 

[b-rock]

[iain]

i can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets me a golden shower

[RobBob]

She had my balls in a vise

but she left the dick

I guess it's still hooked on

but now it shoots too quick

[Cpt.Caveman]

Here's my apolo...

[mattp]

[Cpt.Caveman]

Who's ugly mutt is that.

[Dru]

Why is Ray drinking bottle beer when free keg beer was available

[jon]

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Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman:

Who's ugly mutt is that.

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That little walking turd attacked me in my sleep in the middle of the night, I though I was cougar chow for sure.

[Cpt.Caveman]

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Originally posted by Dru:

Why is Ray drinking bottle beer when free keg beer was available

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Retardass I was filling my beer bottle with TG stout

[iain]

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Originally posted by jon:

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Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman:

Who's ugly mutt is that.

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That little walking turd attacked me in my sleep in the middle of the night, I though I was cougar chow for sure.

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aw jon it was just looking for some lovin'

[Dru]

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Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman:

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Originally posted by Dru:

Why is Ray drinking bottle beer when free keg beer was available

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Retardass I was filling my beer bottle with TG stout

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Sneaky...pretending to have paid money for actual free beer.

 

Why not use the Beer Hat?

[pope]

Frankie sez, "Without deviation from the norm, 'progress' is not possible."

 

There's a lot of wisdom in that!

[Cpt.Caveman]

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Originally posted by iain:

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Originally posted by jon:

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Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman:

Who's ugly mutt is that.

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That little walking turd attacked me in my sleep in the middle of the night, I though I was cougar chow for sure.

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aw jon it was just looking for some lovin'

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I think it was lookin for some coil dropping spot

[freeclimb9]

"Can't we all just get along?"

[allthumbs]

Is that kid one of the new Hitler youth?

[COL._Von_Spanker]

Yeah, it's called European soccer fans.