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yellaf.gif classic

 

even funnier being busted reading "males looking for" craigslist personals though. hahaha.gif

 

yellaf.gif Nice try but it was in the missed connections d00d! You have obviously mistaken me for little scottie...

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that's pretty weak, i at least have the courage to actually talk to a girl.

 

Come on man... I'm just messing around... I picked you only because of all the turds on this page from PDX you're the only one who still gets out there... and what do you expect when you post such things as "I once got a bloody nose having sex" or "alcohol is aid? crap! I only get laid using alcohol"...

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that's pretty weak, i at least have the courage to actually talk to a girl.

 

Yeah, but the important thing is what got thrown in your face after you did?

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that's pretty weak, i at least have the courage to actually talk to a girl.

 

Yeah, but the important thing is what got thrown in your face after you did?

 

My foot is usually blocking my mouth...

...Reminds me of last weekend on my way to Smith when the girl at Wendy's behind the counter said: (TRUE STORY)

 

Girl at Wendys "I'm gonna say something that may sound really weird"

Me "Yeah it probably will"

Girl at Wenys "Oh...ummm"

Me "No, I mean..that's nice. What were you gonna say?"

Girl at Wendys "Oh, well...you smell nice"

Me (with shit eating grin by now trying not to laugh "That's the soap from the dispensers in your bathroom."

 

And then I stopped at the Safeway in Madras and a girl stocking the shelves approached me whilst I was getting pink doughnuts:

 

Me: "mmmmmm....pink doughnuts"

Girl stocking shelves (laughing between words...very giddy) "hey...he he he....save some for me when you're done!"

Me "sounds like you've had enough"

then I realized what me comment sounded like (she wasn't fat) and said, "er....just stay off the redbull"

Girl stocking shelves "oh...hahahahaha. Yeah, there only like 14 for 3 dollars"

Me "yeah but the insulin injections when you're done are gonna cost a lot more"

Girl stocking shelves "oh..."

 

So you see folks, I am very very good at talking to girls in public as shown from two encounters in just one day in my wonderful and enriching life.

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