John Frieh Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 hard cock climbers, yikes well the soft cocks are of NO use to me Holy shit... just my luck... I actually do some stuff at work and miss the best part. Muff... that shit is solid gold! Heard you met Brock at the columns! jmace: consider yourself properly introduced to spray... at the end of the day just remember you're the one whose dating them so don't worry about what other people think... as long as you and her/him are happy that is all that matters... but d00d: badmouthing female climbers on a climbing page? do the math next time... no hard feelings I hope! little scotty: Unless you wrap that scarf around your face it isn’t going to do much for you in the female department… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thinker Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 Stefan said---One recommendation: Always keep all your possibilities open and do not limit yourself to just a climbing woman. Why fish in a lake when you can fish the ocean! gotta watch how you say that, Stefan, he might think you're putting the moves on him.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_harpell Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 How did we know the eternal "soft cock- hard cock" debate would troll NOLSE outta hiding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 doesn't he date some chick off this site?? Would she be able to clear up his dilema?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowByrd Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 Word ... then I kick ass. She DOES kick ass....and she's CUTE too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 hard cock climbers, yikes well the soft cocks are of NO use to me Holy shit... just my luck... I actually do some stuff at work and miss the best part. Muff... that shit is solid gold! Heard you met Brock at the columns! yep I sure did I am so proud to be the best part Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 Isn't Nalo a girls name???? Meow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nalo Posted October 1, 2004 Author Share Posted October 1, 2004 No, punk, Nalo is not a girl's name, its my fake name on CC. Get over it. ALso, climbing girls rock. There's no doubt about it. I don't want some 5.13 sending manwoman, but I do like a fit, lean girl. CLimbing is great becuase it develops long, slim muscles. Also, girls who like climbing are probably into other intense, risky activities. The other thing is, if you care, I've always fantasized about sex in a portaledge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_harpell Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 right on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacierdog Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 Yep you are right I am more bad ass and butch than most men. Takes quite a TIGER to tame me Grrrrrr? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double_E Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 Isn't Nalo a girls name???? in most European countries/languages (such as English), names ending in "o" tend to be boy's names and names ending in "a" tend to be girls names, and those ending in "y" can swing both ways, sotaspeak. don't worry nalo, Dru's just sensitive about this kinda thing cause he's got one of those names which doesn't end in "y" but still can swing both ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 The other thing is, if you care, I've always fantasized about sex in a portaledge. Just a heads up nalo but sex in a portaledge, though very invigorating, is not recommended as it is very easy to bend either the corner points or folding points on the ledge. Remember most ledges can only accommodate approx. 400 lbs so unless you enjoy dainty procreation (sorry jmace… had to take it) you will likely bend and/or break your ledge. If you do manage to bend/break your portaledge; you will find the words “failed first winter ascent” and “collapsing serac” very helpful when calling customer service as is not covered in most manufacturers warranties. The other part of it is the opportunity to lose clothing… Russ has an excellent story on his site (fish.com) about 2 young lovers that had to finish the route in 2 t-shirts… (1 per person)… Maybe I should bring my ledge to tuff love and rent it out for 1 hour increments... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 Author Nalo Hopkinson is a female. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelle Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 Funniest thread I've read in a few weeks. Thanks for the jmace...climber chicks are real women and they like to head out a play in the mountains with their real men. But then if you can't handle that your girlfriend has enough strength and endurance and can hold her own on a climb (and elsewhere)...have fun with the dainty barbie dolls. Sorry Nalo, you're a little to young for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 Sorry Nalo, you're a little to young for me. Enter Squid stage left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelle Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camilo Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 Your last approach didn't work, Nalo? Bummer. Keep trying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmace Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 I just wanted to stir the pot a little, I definetley was introduced into spray!!! I have a qeustion about the 2 girls names on this board, What type of image are you trying to conjur up with: Muffy I live in Mufftown, and even more disturbing: Breezy D Just thought those names were a tad odd, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tomtom Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 I have a qeustion about the 2 girls names on this board, What type of image are you trying to conjur up with: Muffy I live in Mufftown, and even more disturbing: Breezy D Snugtop is the name of a truck camper shell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyD Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 Geez ... I can't say I've ever been called "disturbing" before. Nice to meet you too jmace ... FYI ... my real name is Brianna ... shortened to "Bri" when I was little and then morphed into "Breezy" since my family said I never stayed in one place for long. Last name starts with D ... therefore ... "BreezyD." Not such a strange name when you know the history. Cheers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmace Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 Just asked, nice name!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoboy Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 WTF is disturbing about BreezyD? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 Your last approach didn't work, Nalo? Bummer. Keep trying. Camilo pulls through with an amazing cock-block. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 I just wanted to stir the pot a little, I definetley was introduced into spray!!! I have a qeustion about the 2 girls names on this board, What type of image are you trying to conjur up with: Muffy I live in Mufftown, and even more disturbing: Breezy D Just thought those names were a tad odd, If you think my name is disturbing you better not meet me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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