sobo Posted September 23, 2004 Posted September 23, 2004 I just had to post this from an e-Bay auction. It just cracked me up. The poor guy is really suffering some serious angst! Read the description all the way through, plus his updates. Fahq'n hilarious! Quote
Squid Posted September 23, 2004 Posted September 23, 2004 aw, love. Get's me all choked up and sentimental. Quote
rodeo Posted September 23, 2004 Posted September 23, 2004 MY PEN!! I used to wonder where that thing went when I got rid of my second wife. Better him than me though. (--Climb on,,, RODEO Quote
jon Posted September 23, 2004 Posted September 23, 2004 Rodeo it's been a long time brother. Hope you are keeping it real! Quote
bDubyaH Posted September 23, 2004 Posted September 23, 2004 "I apologize for listing this in "fine writing instruments". If they had a category for "stuff given to you by ex-spouse that you could never ever possibly want in your house ever", I would have put it there. My apologies." brilliant Quote
bunglehead Posted September 23, 2004 Posted September 23, 2004 OH MY GOD That's fucking priceless. Quote
Greg_W Posted September 23, 2004 Posted September 23, 2004 Wow, at least he got to keep something. My first wife barely left me air to breath. Quote
Dru Posted September 23, 2004 Posted September 23, 2004 dang i thought this was gonna be the wedding dress one again. Quote
bunglehead Posted September 23, 2004 Posted September 23, 2004 Gee, mine only took all the good furniture, big house plants, all of my SRV discs, out of print CDs and bedroom furniture along with my self worth, dignity and mental well being. Fortunately in the settlement I was able to get the last 3 back. Quote
Greg_W Posted September 23, 2004 Posted September 23, 2004 Gee, mine only took all the good furniture, big house plants, all of my SRV discs, out of print CDs and bedroom furniture along with my self worth, dignity and mental well being. Fortunately in the settlement I was able to get the last 3 back. YOu forgot: all the shitty furniture, the Tupperware (geez, leave a guy some storage already), kitchen shit, dishes, my NEW circular saw (the bitch), the dog, tent, camping gear,... Quote
ashw_justin Posted September 23, 2004 Posted September 23, 2004 I believe the same guy was selling some beanie babies a while back, the description was almost verbatum. Funny shit, even if it is just made-up. Where did I see that link? It was probably on here. Is that what you're referring to Dru? Quote
bunglehead Posted September 23, 2004 Posted September 23, 2004 She tried taking the dog, but then the mutt got hurt and she's such an irresponsible broke-ass HO, that she coudn't afford to take the dog to the vet. I changed the locks on her when she was cleaning me out, so she only got a few of the dishes. Quote
Greg_W Posted September 23, 2004 Posted September 23, 2004 Wow, you got the house? Lucky bastard. My ex (#1, for clarification) stopped paying the mortgage about 3 months before the divorce was final after her dicknose lawyer explained that it was a backdoor way to get more money from the house before the sale. Bastard Took me a long time to get over that one. Quote
Dru Posted September 23, 2004 Posted September 23, 2004 The wedding dress is no longer on eBay but the story is here: http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2001915316_brodeur29m.html I wouldn't be surprised if there was more than some fiction in this pen selling dude's story too. Seems like a copycat to me. Quote
bunglehead Posted September 23, 2004 Posted September 23, 2004 Nah, she didn't get the house. I live in an apartment, Thank God. But she did string me along for six months making me believe that we were going to work it out. So while I was trying to work it, I was buying her shit and giving her money, unbeknownst to me that the whole time she was fucking this other dude that she met before she left me. Of course after she left I found out that she was fucking around on me faar longer than just at the end. Good times!! Quote
Greg_W Posted September 23, 2004 Posted September 23, 2004 Here's to better times and hotter women! I've got both. Quote
Bug Posted September 23, 2004 Posted September 23, 2004 Better not let it out that that women thing is plural. Or correct your grammar. Quote
Greg_W Posted September 23, 2004 Posted September 23, 2004 Better not let it out that that women thing is plural. Or correct your grammar. I meant that to be for bunglehead, myself, and those like us. I've no need for the plural women thing. Quote
klenke Posted September 23, 2004 Posted September 23, 2004 Here's to better times and hotter women! I've got both. Hey Greg, did your most recent purchase finally come in the mail? Bring her to the next pub club. Show her off a bit. Quote
Dave_Schuldt Posted September 24, 2004 Posted September 24, 2004 Rodeo it's been a long time brother. Hope you are keeping it real! Looks like he's back for real. I think he got deployed. Quote
arlen Posted September 24, 2004 Posted September 24, 2004 And once again, this time in Michigan, another garage sale nerd is giggling all the way to the bank. Quote
Fairweather Posted September 24, 2004 Posted September 24, 2004 Radio Host: This is WK**! We're now taking calls! What's the nastiest breakup you've ever had? Male Caller(depressed): Yea...uh, my girlfriend and I had a really bad breakup a couple months ago. Radio Host: Tell us about it! What was the deal? Caller: Well, I don't want to go into it too much, but we parted on really bad terms. She hates me now. Then, about a week ago I get a letter from her with a Polaroid picture in it. (caller is now choked up) The picture is of her naked on her hands and knees and...(now crying)... her new boyfriend is behind her, uh, they're having sex. Radio Host: Oh man! I'm sorry, that must be tough to see. That's just too cold, man. What a bitch! You're lucky to be rid of her. Caller:I guess you're right...and besides...I got her back real good. Radio Host: How's that? Nothing violent, I hope. Caller:No man. Nothing like that. I sat there looking at the photo for a while and then I got this idea. I put the picture in an envelope and mailed it to her parents. Quote
SnowByrd Posted September 24, 2004 Posted September 24, 2004 OMG Thats f%#$ing hilarious! What an ugly pen as well! So...did anybody buy it? I can't be bothered to go back and look. Quote
EWolfe Posted September 24, 2004 Posted September 24, 2004 Here's to better times and hotter women! I've got both. Couldn't agree more! Quote
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