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Everything posted by bDubyaH

  1. Bad joke time again!

    so there's a male whale and a female whale swimming along when the male whale sees a ship. he turns to the female whale and says "that's the ship that killed my father! we can't let them go, we have to get revenge" female whale "ok. what do you propose we do?" male whale " we'll swim underneath the ship, blow air through our blow holes which will cause the ship to roll and all those bastards will drown" female whale " sounds good" so they swim under the ship blow a bunch of bubbles, the ship founders and starts to sink. male whale "that went well...oh damn the sailors are still alive they abandoned ship! we have to kill them, in the name of my father!" female whale "how should we do that" male whale "we'll just swim up and swallow them" female whale "hey, i agreed to the blowjob, but there is no way i'm swallowing seamen!"
  2. the hate, rage, and total utter despair thread

    that's what i'm talking about! let blow those care bears back to the hell they crawled out of!
  3. the hate, rage, and total utter despair thread

    that's ok, if i ever meet yah i'll buy you a if this thread doesn't cause a brain hemmorage first
  4. the hate, rage, and total utter despair thread

    christ not another one of you people born in the 80's! at least tell me that you can buy beer...legally in the US.
  5. the hate, rage, and total utter despair thread

    in the name of all things holy, quit posting these images! it's like walking into my sisters room about two decades ago
  6. Moses, on the Alaska highway

    i have a buddy who uses this same question on me all the time, although it goes something more along the lines of. "what is the point of not using a sled to get in the backcountry? we have the technology and fuel so use it" to which my usual response is "i like to skin in...it's fun" it's all arbitrary and pointless Lionel Terray summed it up with "Conquistadors of the Useless "
  7. Tele/Rando/Board battlecage

    dude this kills me i love my hh, but i never change the pivot points (leave em on 4!) and i still have the old heels (which suck!) so don't have to worry bout riding down with 30 degree heel lift. still faster than most on the uphill, and my split friends enjoy the uptrack i lay down...gotta love fat skis!
  8. Armageddon

    do it now!
  9. Armageddon

    but on the very last day would you hunt...people?
  10. Armageddon

    word. i would definitely do some crazy shit. since work wouldn't be an issue (don't have to worry about being old and poor!) i would start up one hell of a credit card based road trip!
  11. Season got you down?

    that has been my season for the past year. i'm ready for a new season!
  12. Cycling vs Running

    Huh? Your pedaling a bike! It's the same damn muscles - different intervals, but the same motions. How are they different? when you run (only run on trails) your feet and legs have to adjust to many different angles, which tweak all of the small muscle groups. on my road bike i am locked in with carbon fiber shoes and a pedal that has 3 degrees of float, not exactly working all of the small muscle groups. also cycling should be a circular motion not just a piston pump. try running like that and see how far you get
  13. Alright who here posted this?

    at least you know what you are looking for in a "relationship"
  14. Cycling vs Running

    i think running is better, although hard mt. biking would be a close second. road biking works different muscles, so while your cardio is in good shape your muscles with be sore as hell cycling is definitely less abusive, although i have been injured while training for races. make sure the bike is fitted properly if you are going to ride for lots of miles don't know, but you can certainly train for cardio zones on a bike and it is easier to maintain them while cycling. should do a max heart rate test for cycling and running, they are often different for different activities this worked well for me
  15. getting dumped on

    it has snowed for the past couple of days and calling for up to 16" of accumulation tonight and that is just in town! can't wait for saturday turns
  16. For old-timers only....

    About fucking time someone smelled the coffee and brought this up. Hello! i should be really strong then. wonder what went wrong
  17. Tele/Rando/Board battlecage

    split boards are great for straight forward uphills, they are best if the descent is long. use the AT gear for tours and yo-yoing short runs all day
  18. I would just like to thank...

    oh hellfire, satan hit my smelly balls with a ladder that fell off his car as it spun out of control. i need a nap
  19. Atomic SX:11 Skate Skis

    For this year, the ski is the NX and has the same (traditional)sidecut as the other skate skis. Last year SX had the more extreme Beta sidecut?. THis would make it great on the uphill/downhills and such. Meant to be used in short lengths so they will suffer on the flats/glides. cannot verify any of this personally...having never been on the ski edited to add: seems like a good quiver ski for icy/hilly courses, if you get into the racing scene. but i'm just a hack and stick with one skate ski that i abuse with snowboard wax (the horror ) oh, it is a really good idea to go to a shop and stand on the skis you are interested in, cause the flex is really important!
  20. Cycling vs Running

    ppffftt. exercise and birth control all rolled into one...how can you beat that?
  21. getting dumped on

    it dumped again last night in anchoRAGE even supposed to be sunny tomorrow. and about damn time, cause it;s been dark and rainy for 2 weeks now but at least valdez got a major dump in thompson pass last sunday mmmmmm freshiez
  22. Fat skis and Lasers

    my friend rides this exact setup. works fine
  23. Cycling vs Running

    if you hate yourself go with #1 for pure enjoyment go with #2 i'm dating someone very similar to #3...which is pure enjoyment so i'm going with #2 to double my pleasure
  24. Tele/Rando/Board battlecage

    you just need fatter skis! their tracks work great, hell i set tracks for em with my skis sometimes
  25. Bad joke time again!

    what's brown and sticky? a stick.