icegirl Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 enemy of good... (is better) Like sewing moonbeams to flatus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa_Eagle Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 and if you believe that, there's this bridge I'd like to sell you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 There's a sucker born every minute, and two to take him. Shit or get off the pot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Harris Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 Let's run that up the flag pole and see who salutes. That went over like a lead balloon. He who fart in church sit in his own pew. - confucius Ugly as the the south side of a north bound dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wopper Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 (edited) "Man who walks through airport sideways going to Bangcock." - Confucious "Bake a pie, eat a pie." - Al Bundy Edited March 12, 2004 by Wopper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustin_B Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 "Good to meet pretty girl in park, better to park meat in pretty girl" ~ Confucius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 "Okay, I take BACK all the lousy, rotten, stinking things I said about you. You're all right." "His brain is so small that if you could put it in a match box, it would bounce around like a BB in a boxcar." "I see can see you must be going to the theater, you are picking your seat." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 GO BIG OR GO HOME!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 Like a tempest in a teapot. You can take a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacier Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 ...like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. madder than two cats in a sack. not the brightest light on the porch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 That dog won't hunt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_K Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 I'd crawl through a thousand yards of broken glass just to sniff her skivvies through a screen door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 I'd walk through a minefield with snowshoes on just to eat the corn out of her turds. Stand me in a creek and make me eat gracy! (I have no idea what the hell this means) Its a damn fool that doesnt heed the second kick of a mule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willstrickland Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 Hotter than a whore's ass on nickel night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylou Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 Slicker than cat snot on a wet silk scarf Like trying to play pool with a piece of string Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Harris Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 I don't care waht anyone else says, you're all right. If his brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow the snot out of his nose. You're so forgetful, it's a good thing breathing's a reflex action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacier Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 ...you'd forget your head if it wasn't screwed on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chirp Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 " I'm so angry I could jump into the air and stay there." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 Back in the day when men were men and sheep were scared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr._Natural Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 Back in the day when men were men and sheep were scared. sounds like sherman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 that guy has more money than he has sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Harris Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 He who laughs last didn't get the joke. She laughs three times at a joke. Once when it's told, once when it's explained, and once when she gets it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willstrickland Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 You wouldn't know your ass from a hole in the ground Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willstrickland Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 Tougher than a two dollar steak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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