allthumbs Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 catturd's commuter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 Chuck, a worthy effort, without a doubt. Watch out Iain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 What is up with those window treatments? Â FOUL! You lose points for even knowing what "window treatments" are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtn_mouse Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 catbirdseat said: Â "Masks have also helped save lives. Tigers generally stalk and attack from behind. Human face masks worn on the back of the head confuse them. Several have been seen following people but not pressing an attack. In 1987 when the masks were introduced, 30 were killed, but no-one wearing a mask (Man-eaters and Masks. Cat News 11, 1989, p. 12). Since then it has become compulsory to wear a mask and only one has been attacked from the side. Tiger, tiger, burning bright. " Â Trask sez: Â Cornholer - There's nothing I'd like more than for you to dress up in a tiger costume and wander through the woods " Â catbirdseat said: Â "The traditional dose of acetazolamide, trask, has been 250 mg b.i.d. More recently, some doctors have been recommending 125 mg b.i.d. Supposedly, it works almost as well at that dose with fewer side effects, such as metallic taste, tingling in the brain, and of course, impotenance. At this dose it makes thinking much easier" Â trask sez: Â "That is weird. Last night I had a chicken taco salad at Taco Time (which was pretty damn good, btw), but the big shell is now extra. Fuckers " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 MOMMY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toast Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 I nominate this thread for the Funniest Thread of 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_harpell Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 We have a winner!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 Ahhh.... you gotta be smart for this here contest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 if you consider cliff clavin smart, then yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 "It's a little known fact that smartest animal is a pig. Scientists say if pigs had thumbs and a language, they could be trained to do simple manual labor. They give you 20-30 years of loyal service and then at their retirement dinner you can eat them." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylou Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 Only catbird would post like catbird on the post like catbird thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 That was a quote from the real Cliff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 *insert self promoting, I am cool, trip report* *insert I know all about everything* *insert post that paints target on back* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 "ready, aim, fire!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 What is up with those window treatments? Â FOUL! You lose points for even knowing what "window treatments" are. Â Of course I know what window treatments are. I'm married. It's part of the 'reeducation' process you go through that's designed to suck any remaining 'batchelorness' out of you. I can also discuss such topics as 'mixing' vs 'folding', which way to iron down the seams when laying out a quilt, and why Trask is wrong about Martha Stewart being a skank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 At least he's not checking out a guys eyebrows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Schuldt Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Only cbs can post like cbs, none of you looses evan come close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 none of you looses evan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted January 16, 2004 Author Share Posted January 16, 2004 Only cbs can post like cbs, none of you looses evan come close. Â It's a tossup whether the next month's contest will be "Post like Klenke" or "Post Like Schuldt" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 At least he's not checking out a guys eyebrows......whatever that means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Only cbs can post like cbs, none of you looses evan come close. Â It's a tossup whether the next month's contest will be "Post like Klenke" or "Post Like Schuldt" to eesy. posteing like Dave Schuldtz is borring. i dont wand too look stoopit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 At least he's not checking out a guys eyebrows  Touche'! That one hurt, rob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 At least he's not checking out a guys eyebrows......whatever that means. Â See my reply to Climzalot's post in this thread. Â I've been outed. All is lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 (edited) Post deleted by MisterE Edited January 16, 2004 by MisterE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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