AlpineK Posted July 24, 2003 Posted July 24, 2003 Here I sit ass a-flexin giving birth to another Texan Fuck Texas Quote
Fairweather Posted July 24, 2003 Posted July 24, 2003 AlpineK said: Here I sit ass a-flexin giving birth to another Texan Fuck Texas AK, didn't you want your poem to be a truer reflection of you?: "here I kneel my ass a flexin' takin' it up the chute from this gang of Mexicins'" ....yeah, that's what you really meant. Texas rules! GW is da' prez. Quote
Fence_Sitter Posted July 24, 2003 Posted July 24, 2003 fairweather is the greatest troller ever... gets you guys to shit your britches everytime... Quote
catbirdseat Posted July 24, 2003 Posted July 24, 2003 Texas is as flat as Cher's chest. It's useless to climbers and useless for just about anything. Their beer sucks. Quote
Ratboy Posted July 24, 2003 Posted July 24, 2003 catbirdseat said:Their beer sucks. Acutally, Shiner Bock is pretty good (for beer). Quote
AlpineK Posted July 24, 2003 Posted July 24, 2003 Fence_Sitter said: fairweather is the greatest troller ever... gets you guys to shit your britches everytime... Wrong. Sweet Granite in Renton was better and so was Amber. Fairweather is just another lobotomized republican. In your case FS you didn't even need a lobotomy. You were born retarded. Quote
EWolfe Posted July 24, 2003 Posted July 24, 2003 catbirdseat said: Texas is as flat as Cher's chest. It's useless to climbers and useless for just about anything. Their beer sucks. Spoken like someone who doesn't boulder or has never been to Hueco Tanks (the only redeeming quality to the state). Shiner Bock sucks, tastes like Texas Longhorn piss. Quote
JoshK Posted July 24, 2003 Posted July 24, 2003 Texas falls right after the city of Phoenix for total shitholes of the great USA. Quote
lummox Posted July 24, 2003 Posted July 24, 2003 catbirdseat said: Texas is as flat as Cher's chest. It's useless to climbers and useless for just about anything. Their beer sucks. enchanted rock is pretty cool to visit. but go in the winter. and then only if you gotta go through texas. i once spent an enjoyable night in pecos shooting pool and drinking beer with some bikers. texans are alright with me. Quote
Ursa_Eagle Posted July 24, 2003 Posted July 24, 2003 don't forget northern Jersey (especially Newark), definately gives Texas a run for its money Troy, NY can hold it's own on the list, but I don't think it's quite of the same caliber (it at least has a few redeeming qualities) Texas blows chode! Quote
Fejas Posted July 24, 2003 Posted July 24, 2003 The bass fishin rocks out of San Antonio, other than that I don't have much to say other than Dallas is a true sucker of ass place to be any and all times of the year or life span... Luckenbock is cool... but they have no mountains ... Quote
TIGHE Posted July 24, 2003 Posted July 24, 2003 Ursa_Eagle said: don't forget northern Jersey (especially Newark), definately gives Texas a run for its money Troy, NY can hold it's own on the list, but I don't think it's quite of the same caliber (it at least has a few redeeming qualities) Texas blows chode! Redeeming qualities? Are you sure you are talking about the right place?? Quote
allthumbs Posted July 24, 2003 Posted July 24, 2003 Texas women look burnt out and haggard. My friend dated a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader once upon a time, and swore up and down that she could suck the chrome off a tailpipe. Quote
Ursa_Eagle Posted July 24, 2003 Posted July 24, 2003 $1 for a large slice of good pizza and a soda ain't bad. Plus, there's actually some nice places up the hill. I don't think it's in Troy, but Peeble's Island was definately a nice place to go for a short hike or poach a bike ride. Quote
Dustin_B Posted July 24, 2003 Posted July 24, 2003 If it sucks so bad then please don't go there. It is crowded enough when I go visit, I don't need or want any of you tree hugging, stinky hippies, down there. Many of you would get you're ass beat just walking around town there. Please spread the word that Texas sucks, and please no one else move there. cheers butt monkeys Quote
Dustin_B Posted July 24, 2003 Posted July 24, 2003 trask said: Texas women look burnt out and haggard. My friend dated a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader once upon a time, and swore up and down that she could suck the chrome off a tailpipe. Whatever, Texas has the highest percentage of hot women than any place I've ever been. And I have heard this from many, many non-Texans. If you spent some time there you would know. And Austin always gets great reviews about being one of the best cities in the US to live in. Good mountain biking and a bit of rock climbing in the city limits ~ 5 mins from down town. Lakes all around that you actually want to get in. Good night life. Best university in the country.... Oops, I take it all back. Yeah, Texas sucks. Don't go. Quote
Fairweather Posted July 24, 2003 Posted July 24, 2003 Dustin_B said: If it sucks so bad then please don't go there. It is crowded enough when I go visit, I don't need or want any of you tree hugging, stinky hippies, down there. Many of you would get you're ass beat just walking around town there. Please spread the word that Texas sucks, and please no one else move there. cheers butt monkeys Dustin, I wish I had known it was you on Easy Ridge a couple weeks ago. We may have been the only "right-thinking" people in all of the Cascades that day! Quote
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