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Pieces of eight...

 

Here we are talking about copying CDs and we all use the word "Pirate". Long John Silver was a pirate. A 12 year old kid downloading files in his bedroom is also a pirate by today's standard. That's not right. Pirates loot, pillage and comandeer boats on the high seas. At least, they did when I was a boy...

 

I'm trying to think of other words that we use today that just don't quite fit.

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bunglehead said:

I hear there's a new pirate movie out. It's rated ARRRRRR!

 

What would a game of Wheel of Fortune be like with Graybeard, Redbeard and Bluebeard the Pirates as contestants?

 

Pat: Graybeard, would you like to buy a vowel?

GB: RRRRRRRRRRR!

Pat: No, sorry, "r" is not a vowel. Try again.

GB: RRRRRRRRRRRRR!

 

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assparot reminded me of a great cyber conversation that i was sent once, here it is, enjoy!:

 

 

Girl: Hi

Boy: hello

Boy: who is this?

Girl: just a someone?

Boy: A someone I know?

Girl: nope

Boy: Then why the hell are you bothering me?

Girl: well sorrrrrry

Girl: I just wanted to chat with you

Boy: why?

Girl: nevermind your an asshole

Boy: Hey wait a minute

Girl: yes?

Boy: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid

Girl: paranoid?

Boy: yes

Girl: of what?

Girl: me?

Boy: No. I'm in hiding.

Girl: LOL

Boy: Don't fucking laugh at me!

Boy: This shit is serious!

Girl: What are you hiding from?

Boy: The cops.

Girl: gimme a fucking break

Boy: I'm serious.

Girl: I don't get it

Boy: The cops are after me.

Girl: For what?

Boy: I'm wanted in three states

Girl: For???

Boy: It's kindof embarrasing.

Boy: I had sex with a turkey.

Boy: Hello?

Girl: You are fucking sick.

Boy: Send me your picture.

Girl: why?

Boy: so I know you aren't one of them.

Girl: One of what?

Boy: The cops.

Girl: I'm not a cop i told you

Boy: Then send me your picture.

Girl: hold on

Boy: Hurry up.

Boy: Are you there?

Boy: fuck you, cop!

Girl: Hey sorry

Girl: I had to do something for my mom.

Boy: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.

Boy: When really you were notifying the authorities.

Boy: Weren't you!?

Girl: thats not it

Boy: Then what?

Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty

Boy: Most cops aren't

Girl: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKHEAD!

Boy: Then send me the picture.

Girl: fine. What's your e-mail?

Boy: Just send it through here.

Girl: alright *PIC*

Girl: Did you get it?

Boy: Hold on. I'm looking.

Girl: That was me back in may

Girl: I've lost weight since then.

Boy: I hope so

Girl: what?!?

Girl: that hurt my feelings.

Boy: Did it?

Girl: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.

Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?

Girl: yes

Boy: Alright let me find it.

Girl: kks

Boy: Okay here it is. *PIC*

Girl: this isn't you.

Boy: I'll be damned if it ain't!

Girl: You don't look like that.

Boy: How the hell do you know?

Girl: cause your profile has another picture.

Boy: The profile pic is a fake.

Boy: I use it to hide from the cops.

Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol

Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....

Boy: Not to mention all the groceries.

Girl: Go fuck yourself

Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture

Boy: Now my dick won't get hard for a week.

Girl: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.

Girl: You've done nothing but slam me.

Girl: you hurt me.

Boy: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?

Girl: I thought you were bullshitting me!

Boy: Why would I do that?

Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you

Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..

Girl: FUC YOU!!!

Boy: You'd break both of his legs.

Girl: You're a FUCKing asshole.

Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight

Girl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me

Boy: Ok. I'm sorry.

Girl: No you aren't

Boy: You're right. I'm not.

Boy: HAARRRRR!

Girl: I'm done with you

Boy: Aww. I'm sorry.

Girl: I'm putting you on ignore

Boy: Wait a sec

Boy: We got off on the wrong foot.

Boy: Wanna start over?

Girl: No

Boy: I'll eat your pussy

Girl: You'll what?

Boy: You heard me.

Boy: I said I'd eat your pussy.

Girl: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture

Boy: Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy?

Girl: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes

Boy: Well I'm not like most men.

Boy: I get excited in different ways.

Girl: Like what?

Boy: Do you really wanna know?

Girl: I don't know

Boy: You have to tell me yes or no.

Girl: I'm afraid to

Boy: Why?

Girl: cause

Boy: cause why?

Girl: well lets see

Girl: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat

me out

Girl: doesn't that seem strange to you?

Boy: Nope

Girl: well its strange to me

Boy: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to

Girl: I didn't say that

Boy: So is that a yes?

Girl: I guess so.

Boy: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.

Boy: Are you willing?

Girl: What do you need me to do?

Boy: I need you talk like a pirate.

Girl: ???

Boy: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"

Boy: ok?

Boy: Hello?

Girl: You can't be serious

Boy: Oh yes I am!

Boy: It's my fantasy.

Girl: this is retarded

Boy: Do you want it or not?

Girl: Yes I want it.

Boy: Then you'll do it for me?

Girl: sure

Boy: Ok. Here we go.

Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.

Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them

Boy: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy.

Boy: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.

Girl: mmmm yeah

Boy: uh oh ...going limp.

Girl: Har

Boy: You gotta do better than that!

Boy: Your picture was really bad.

Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR

Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke.

Boy: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.

Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.

Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.

Girl: mmmmmm you are good

Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder

Boy: going limp

Girl: HARRRRRRR

Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.

Boy: You begin to sway back and forth.

Boy: going limp

Girl: this is stupid

Boy: ...still limp

Boy: Do it!

Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR

Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole.

Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.

Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.

Girl: WTF?!?!?

Boy: They stink really bad.

Girl: OMG STOP!!!

Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass

Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.

Boy: I ram it up your ass.

Girl: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!

Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.

Boy: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...

Boy: I kick you in the face!

Girl: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!

Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...

Boy: Your parrot flys away.

Boy: ...going limp again.

Boy: Hello?

Boy: Say it!

Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

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gapertimmy said:

yelrotflmao.gif

assparot reminded me of a great cyber conversation that i was sent once, here it is, enjoy!:

 

Was the boy trask by any chance? grin.gif

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JGowans said:

Pieces of eight...

 

Here we are talking about copying CDs and we all use the word "Pirate". Long John Silver was a pirate. A 12 year old kid downloading files in his bedroom is also a pirate by today's standard. That's not right. Pirates loot, pillage and comandeer boats on the high seas. At least, they did when I was a boy...

 

I'm trying to think of other words that we use today that just don't quite fit.

 

"President"

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Dr_Flash_Amazing said:

JGowans said:

Pieces of eight...

 

Here we are talking about copying CDs and we all use the word "Pirate". Long John Silver was a pirate. A 12 year old kid downloading files in his bedroom is also a pirate by today's standard. That's not right. Pirates loot, pillage and comandeer boats on the high seas. At least, they did when I was a boy...

 

I'm trying to think of other words that we use today that just don't quite fit.

 

"President"

 

I think I should respectfully refrain from commenting on that evils3d.gif

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this pirate walks into a bar and he has a steering wheel on his crotch.

the bartender says: "hey, you've got a steering wheel on your crotch"

the pirate replies: "Arrrr, and it's driving me nuts"

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at the risk of sounding pedantic Geek_em8.gif

pirate does not just refer to the peg legged ship guys

 

but also people who publish or reproduce works with out consent

 

as in "The Fifth Folio which came out in 1687 was the first of several pirated Shakespeare publications".

 

In this case burning CDs you downloaded is totally piracy.

 

 

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"Dude do ya wanna listen to this new Britney Spears song I just pirated" tongue.gif

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Dru said:

at the risk of sounding pedantic Geek_em8.gif

pirate does not just refer to the peg legged ship guys

 

but also people who publish or reproduce works with out consent

 

as in "The Fifth Folio which came out in 1687 was the first of several pirated Shakespeare publications".

 

In this case burning CDs you downloaded is totally piracy.

 

 

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"Dude do ya wanna listen to this new Britney Spears song I just pirated" tongue.gif

Dru, just a friendly reminder. YOU KNOW EVERYTHING grin.gif can I have some of your brains?? Thanx wink.gif

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