JGowans Posted July 10, 2003 Posted July 10, 2003 Pieces of eight... Here we are talking about copying CDs and we all use the word "Pirate". Long John Silver was a pirate. A 12 year old kid downloading files in his bedroom is also a pirate by today's standard. That's not right. Pirates loot, pillage and comandeer boats on the high seas. At least, they did when I was a boy... I'm trying to think of other words that we use today that just don't quite fit. Quote
bunglehead Posted July 10, 2003 Posted July 10, 2003 I hear there's a new pirate movie out. It's rated ARRRRRR! Quote
sobo Posted July 10, 2003 Posted July 10, 2003 bunglehead said: I hear there's a new pirate movie out. It's rated ARRRRRR! What would a game of Wheel of Fortune be like with Graybeard, Redbeard and Bluebeard the Pirates as contestants? Pat: Graybeard, would you like to buy a vowel? GB: RRRRRRRRRRR! Pat: No, sorry, "r" is not a vowel. Try again. GB: RRRRRRRRRRRRR! ad naseum... Quote
bunglehead Posted July 10, 2003 Posted July 10, 2003 What's a pirate's favorite animal? An AAARRRdvark. Quote
assparrot Posted July 10, 2003 Posted July 10, 2003 Greg_W said: I hear JGowans is a butt pirate. does a buttpirate carry an assparrot? Quote
gapertimmy Posted July 10, 2003 Posted July 10, 2003 assparot reminded me of a great cyber conversation that i was sent once, here it is, enjoy!: Girl: Hi Boy: hello Boy: who is this? Girl: just a someone? Boy: A someone I know? Girl: nope Boy: Then why the hell are you bothering me? Girl: well sorrrrrry Girl: I just wanted to chat with you Boy: why? Girl: nevermind your an asshole Boy: Hey wait a minute Girl: yes? Boy: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid Girl: paranoid? Boy: yes Girl: of what? Girl: me? Boy: No. I'm in hiding. Girl: LOL Boy: Don't fucking laugh at me! Boy: This shit is serious! Girl: What are you hiding from? Boy: The cops. Girl: gimme a fucking break Boy: I'm serious. Girl: I don't get it Boy: The cops are after me. Girl: For what? Boy: I'm wanted in three states Girl: For??? Boy: It's kindof embarrasing. Boy: I had sex with a turkey. Boy: Hello? Girl: You are fucking sick. Boy: Send me your picture. Girl: why? Boy: so I know you aren't one of them. Girl: One of what? Boy: The cops. Girl: I'm not a cop i told you Boy: Then send me your picture. Girl: hold on Boy: Hurry up. Boy: Are you there? Boy: fuck you, cop! Girl: Hey sorry Girl: I had to do something for my mom. Boy: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me. Boy: When really you were notifying the authorities. Boy: Weren't you!? Girl: thats not it Boy: Then what? Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty Boy: Most cops aren't Girl: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKHEAD! Boy: Then send me the picture. Girl: fine. What's your e-mail? Boy: Just send it through here. Girl: alright *PIC* Girl: Did you get it? Boy: Hold on. I'm looking. Girl: That was me back in may Girl: I've lost weight since then. Boy: I hope so Girl: what?!? Girl: that hurt my feelings. Boy: Did it? Girl: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now. Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture? Girl: yes Boy: Alright let me find it. Girl: kks Boy: Okay here it is. *PIC* Girl: this isn't you. Boy: I'll be damned if it ain't! Girl: You don't look like that. Boy: How the hell do you know? Girl: cause your profile has another picture. Boy: The profile pic is a fake. Boy: I use it to hide from the cops. Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy.... Boy: Not to mention all the groceries. Girl: Go fuck yourself Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture Boy: Now my dick won't get hard for a week. Girl: I shouldn't have sent you that picture. Girl: You've done nothing but slam me. Girl: you hurt me. Boy: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me? Girl: I thought you were bullshitting me! Boy: Why would I do that? Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap.. Girl: FUC YOU!!! Boy: You'd break both of his legs. Girl: You're a FUCKing asshole. Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight Girl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me Boy: Ok. I'm sorry. Girl: No you aren't Boy: You're right. I'm not. Boy: HAARRRRR! Girl: I'm done with you Boy: Aww. I'm sorry. Girl: I'm putting you on ignore Boy: Wait a sec Boy: We got off on the wrong foot. Boy: Wanna start over? Girl: No Boy: I'll eat your pussy Girl: You'll what? Boy: You heard me. Boy: I said I'd eat your pussy. Girl: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture Boy: Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy? Girl: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes Boy: Well I'm not like most men. Boy: I get excited in different ways. Girl: Like what? Boy: Do you really wanna know? Girl: I don't know Boy: You have to tell me yes or no. Girl: I'm afraid to Boy: Why? Girl: cause Boy: cause why? Girl: well lets see Girl: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out Girl: doesn't that seem strange to you? Boy: Nope Girl: well its strange to me Boy: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to Girl: I didn't say that Boy: So is that a yes? Girl: I guess so. Boy: Ok. I need your help getting excited though. Boy: Are you willing? Girl: What do you need me to do? Boy: I need you talk like a pirate. Girl: ??? Boy: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!" Boy: ok? Boy: Hello? Girl: You can't be serious Boy: Oh yes I am! Boy: It's my fantasy. Girl: this is retarded Boy: Do you want it or not? Girl: Yes I want it. Boy: Then you'll do it for me? Girl: sure Boy: Ok. Here we go. Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs. Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them Boy: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy. Boy: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit. Girl: mmmm yeah Boy: uh oh ...going limp. Girl: Har Boy: You gotta do better than that! Boy: Your picture was really bad. Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke. Boy: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth. Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose. Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity. Girl: mmmmmm you are good Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder Boy: going limp Girl: HARRRRRRR Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands. Boy: You begin to sway back and forth. Boy: going limp Girl: this is stupid Boy: ...still limp Boy: Do it! Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole. Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass. Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole. Girl: WTF?!?!? Boy: They stink really bad. Girl: OMG STOP!!! Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg. Boy: I ram it up your ass. Girl: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!! Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head. Boy: And turn you into a fucking candy apple... Boy: I kick you in the face! Girl: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!! Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin... Boy: Your parrot flys away. Boy: ...going limp again. Boy: Hello? Boy: Say it! Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!! Quote
rr666 Posted July 10, 2003 Posted July 10, 2003 gapertimmy said: assparot reminded me of a great cyber conversation that i was sent once, here it is, enjoy!: Was the boy trask by any chance? Quote
gapertimmy Posted July 10, 2003 Posted July 10, 2003 i think we may have a match! boy- trask girl - miss normandy that gets me every time i love that chat Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted July 10, 2003 Posted July 10, 2003 bunglehead said: I hear there's a new pirate movie out. It's rated ARRRRRR! Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted July 10, 2003 Posted July 10, 2003 JGowans said: Pieces of eight... Here we are talking about copying CDs and we all use the word "Pirate". Long John Silver was a pirate. A 12 year old kid downloading files in his bedroom is also a pirate by today's standard. That's not right. Pirates loot, pillage and comandeer boats on the high seas. At least, they did when I was a boy... I'm trying to think of other words that we use today that just don't quite fit. "President" Quote
JGowans Posted July 10, 2003 Author Posted July 10, 2003 Dr_Flash_Amazing said: JGowans said: Pieces of eight... Here we are talking about copying CDs and we all use the word "Pirate". Long John Silver was a pirate. A 12 year old kid downloading files in his bedroom is also a pirate by today's standard. That's not right. Pirates loot, pillage and comandeer boats on the high seas. At least, they did when I was a boy... I'm trying to think of other words that we use today that just don't quite fit. "President" I think I should respectfully refrain from commenting on that Quote
Ursa_Eagle Posted July 10, 2003 Posted July 10, 2003 this pirate walks into a bar and he has a steering wheel on his crotch. the bartender says: "hey, you've got a steering wheel on your crotch" the pirate replies: "Arrrr, and it's driving me nuts" Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted July 10, 2003 Posted July 10, 2003 Ursa_Eagle said: this pirate walks into a bar and he has a steering wheel on his crotch. the bartender says: "hey, you've got a steering wheel on your crotch" the pirate replies: "Arrrr, and it's driving me nuts" Holy shit! Quote
iain Posted July 10, 2003 Posted July 10, 2003 finally some postings from assparrot after registering so long ago Quote
Dru Posted July 11, 2003 Posted July 11, 2003 at the risk of sounding pedantic pirate does not just refer to the peg legged ship guys but also people who publish or reproduce works with out consent as in "The Fifth Folio which came out in 1687 was the first of several pirated Shakespeare publications". In this case burning CDs you downloaded is totally piracy. "Dude do ya wanna listen to this new Britney Spears song I just pirated" Quote
bigwalling Posted July 11, 2003 Posted July 11, 2003 That thing gapertimmy posted was so funny! I can't beleive I heard that junk. I'm still like, "WTF". Quote
sk Posted July 11, 2003 Posted July 11, 2003 Dru said: at the risk of sounding pedantic pirate does not just refer to the peg legged ship guys but also people who publish or reproduce works with out consent as in "The Fifth Folio which came out in 1687 was the first of several pirated Shakespeare publications". In this case burning CDs you downloaded is totally piracy. "Dude do ya wanna listen to this new Britney Spears song I just pirated" Dru, just a friendly reminder. YOU KNOW EVERYTHING can I have some of your brains?? Thanx Quote
RobBob Posted July 11, 2003 Posted July 11, 2003 at the risk of sounding pedantic pirate does not just refer to the peg legged ship guys Dru, I think that makes you the Pirate of Pedantry Quote
gapertimmy Posted July 11, 2003 Posted July 11, 2003 22 posts 201 views comon you freaking lurkers, i know you can't resist RICHARD HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Quote
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