Necronomicon Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 dalius said: trask said: canada = no guns, no fun # of firearm homicides in Canada................ 165 # of firearm homicides in the US................. 11,127 Avg. Firearm homicide rate in Canada.......... 0.7 per 100,000 Avg. Firearm homicide rate in US................ 5.7 per 100,000 Avg. handgun homicide rate in Canada........ 0.3 per 100,000 Avg. handgun homicide rate in US.............. 4.8 per 100,000 You tell me who's got the gun thing figured out. Go back to Russia. Quote
allthumbs Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 dalius said: trask said: canada = no guns, no fun # of firearm homicides in Canada................ 165 # of firearm homicides in the US................. 11,127 Avg. Firearm homicide rate in Canada.......... 0.7 per 100,000 Avg. Firearm homicide rate in US................ 5.7 per 100,000 Avg. handgun homicide rate in Canada........ 0.3 per 100,000 Avg. handgun homicide rate in US.............. 4.8 per 100,000 You tell me who's got the gun thing figured out. My point exactly! No damn fun in Canada. Quote
dalius Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 Necronomicon said: Go back to Russia. Um, that would be Lithuania actually! Funny, I've heard other folks in the US call Canadians "a bunch of communists". They talk about how scary and weird the canadians are and how they're too freaked to ever go up there. That's alright, that just means less people there when I go. Woo hoo! Quote
allthumbs Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 Hey chumslick dallywacker or whatever the hell your stupid name is: I've never called canadians communists. Oregonians are communists. I only call canadians cheeseheads and hosers. Get you goddamn facts straight putz. Quote
allthumbs Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear,"PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word "Tampax" for THUMBTACKS." In a business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom. "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?" Quote
Dru Posted April 4, 2003 Posted April 4, 2003 dalius said: trask said: canada = no guns, no fun # of firearm homicides in Canada................ 165 # of firearm homicides in the US................. 11,127 Avg. Firearm homicide rate in Canada.......... 0.7 per 100,000 Avg. Firearm homicide rate in US................ 5.7 per 100,000 Avg. handgun homicide rate in Canada........ 0.3 per 100,000 Avg. handgun homicide rate in US.............. 4.8 per 100,000 You tell me who's got the gun thing figured out. not to mention 30 million Canadians 21 million guns. Quote
dalius Posted April 4, 2003 Posted April 4, 2003 Number of people in US...... 281,000,000 Number of guns in the US... 200,000,000 Number of people who own these guns... 60,000,000 ....and that's just the registered ones. Quote
Fairweather Posted April 4, 2003 Posted April 4, 2003 One of my favorite bumper stickers: "If guns are outlawed can we use swords?" Quote
AlpineK Posted April 4, 2003 Posted April 4, 2003 Fairweather said: One of my favorite bumper stickers: "If guns are outlawed can we use swords?" It would be really hard to outlaw knives. You've gotta work a lot harder to kill someone with a sword. Quote
Lambone Posted April 4, 2003 Posted April 4, 2003 that'd be cool, I've allways wanted to paintball the shit outa someoe, but how we gunna pic teams? Quote
Off_White Posted April 4, 2003 Posted April 4, 2003 I just know the scene: two captains will choose up their teams and all the liberals will be left until last. I remember elementary school. Quote
allthumbs Posted April 4, 2003 Posted April 4, 2003 I'm ready to do some killin. sign me up gov'na Quote
sk Posted April 4, 2003 Posted April 4, 2003 Lambone said: that'd be cool, I've allways wanted to paintball the shit outa someoe, but how we gunna pic teams? Now that could be some serious fun at rope up this year Quote
catbirdseat Posted April 4, 2003 Posted April 4, 2003 Sven and Ole were sitting at the bar. Sven notice that Ole had a black eye. He said, "Ole, how'd you get that dere black eye?" To which Sven Replied, "Ya know, I was at choir practice when I noticed that Mrs. Olsen's skirt was stuck in her crack, so I pulled it out. She punched me in the eye. I guess she liked it where it was." "Go figure", said Ole. The next week Ole shows up at the bar with two black eyes. Sven says, "Ole, what happened to you this time?" To which he replied, "I was at choir practice again, and you remember how Mrs. Olsen didn't like it when I pulled her skirt out of her crack?" "Ya, sure, ya betcha", said Sven. "This time it fell out on its own. So I try to push it back in." Quote
Off_White Posted April 4, 2003 Posted April 4, 2003 Drunken paintball in the dark. Who are the paramedics in this crowd? Quote
BURP Posted April 4, 2003 Posted April 4, 2003 one time at a freind's bachelor party, he decided we should goto some paintball war place and i surprised some 13 year old kids who wear playing against us so i say surrender or die! (what yur sposed to do if you are that close) so they all say "ok we surrender" and i lower my weapon and one kid with some fancy chrome backpack powered gun shoots me in the nuts from about six inches! so i shoot him in the face and jump on him swinging away. he cried like a little girl and i got kicked out, but i think an important lesson was learned by him that day. Quote
Greg_W Posted April 4, 2003 Posted April 4, 2003 Dr_Flash_Amazing said: Anyway, you wanna talk shit, say it to DFA's face, so he can politely request that you be nice in person rather than having to stoop to doing so over this infernal internet. Because you are too much of a pussy to show up. You show, and we'll go!! Quote
lummox Posted April 4, 2003 Posted April 4, 2003 BURP said: one time at a freind's bachelor party, he decided we should goto some paintball war place your life sucks, don't it? Quote
BURP Posted April 4, 2003 Posted April 4, 2003 i think they wanted to have me arrested, but i ran away into the woods next door. punk! i still get mad when i think about stupid kids cheating like that. he and his friends laughter turned to terror pretty quik when i dropped my gun and put up my dukes! i think his friends were trying to stop me from kiling the punk because i discovered paint all over the back of my head. is anyone listening ot my good story? Quote
BURP Posted April 4, 2003 Posted April 4, 2003 Greg_W said: Dr_Flash_Amazing said: Anyway, you wanna talk shit, say it to DFA's face, so he can politely request that you be nice in person rather than having to stoop to doing so over this infernal internet. Because you are too much of a pussy to show up. You show, and we'll go!! he'd probly shoot us in the nuts anyway. Quote
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