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denalidave

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  1. I remember making my annual trek up to Denali one year and a friend joined me for the road trip up. When we made it to the Canadian border in Idaho I was sound asleep. She did not bother to wake me and also decided to blow right through the HUGE STOP Sign that says STOP, WAIT HERE... Needless to say, it was a bit of a rude awakening when they yanked me out of the car and spent the next several hours tearing our shit apart. We were finally let through but I still can't fathom why she did not stop. She kept giving me shit all summer about why I brought 35 pairs of underwear with me (hey, I brought them all). In my defense, I would remind her that at least I DON'T RUN STOP SIGNS AT BORDER CROSSINGS!!!
  2. He doesn't need one as he is a cock already...
  3. There is no right or wrong....only opinion Yeah, right.
  4. Speaking of which, can anyone tell me how to remove a gerble from ... Oh nevermind...
  5. Closet GUN NUT ALERT!!!
  6. denalidave

    Trip Reports

    +1
  7. That, and all the new revenue they will reap with pot DUI's now that it's legal and peeps will be using more "casually". Two words - CASH COWS!
  8. You are. Hope that helps. Ivan, you have some of the most righteous sayings and interesting pictures in your climbing posts. Please, for those of us who pop in here and appreciate seeing climbing content, continue. And thanks for the vicarious high:-) He'd complain if'n he was hung with a new rope...
  9. denalidave

    Spray

    I'm confused, who cut his arm off, Off?
  10. Four day weekend here, every other week!
  11. Seems I recall the run out is on the 2nd pitch but over easy terrain...
  12. Cheers!
  13. I won't be home till late Thursday night but have a 4 day weekend. Maybe over the weekend?
  14. hardly - mostly just hiking these days, though i suspect thursday will have some honest-to-dog fun on the n side - temps in 80s n' sunny that side after 4 - sweeeeeet! Come on over and use me casa as base camp... I've got a 4 day weekend and the place is empty. Prolly cook up some viddles...
  15. hardly - mostly just hiking these days, though i suspect thursday will have some honest-to-dog fun on the n side - temps in 80s n' sunny that side after 4 - sweeeeeet! Come on over and use me casa as base camp... I've got a 4 day weekend and the place is empty.
  16. Swiss chicks are hawte, specially the SBT - The Swedish Bikini Team that usually show up at my fav bivy w fresh cold brews & favor or three...
  17. denalidave

    Spray

    The sign at VW was my introduction to CC. Gotta admit, I LOVE YOU, MAN! Who woulda thunk a simple poster at a climbing gym could bring such an exceptional moderator of all things SPRAY. You ROCK das SPRAY CC.SIR Feck! ; ) Or, unrock it when it goes sideways, as it were...
  18. denalidave

    Spray

    SPRAY NOW! Or, forever hold your DIGINTY!!!
  19. denalidave

    Spray

    It IS what it IS... Spray is the mental masturbation of the digital age. Speaking of which, when I was a kid, rubbing one out, spanking the monkey, tossing the turnip, polishing the rocket and even jerking off were very much taboo. Not to mention, one would surely go to hell for such a sin. Even if you did pursue such hedonistic pleasures, you would certainly never tell anyone. Nowadays, it's like your a freak if you don't clean the pipes now and then, ok, ten times a day and then brag about it. But, I digress...
  20. Keep the faith, there is still hope!
  21. I guess the Big Ag/food companies are a crossover of the chemical industries, so same same.
  22. Don't forget the tobacco, liquor and chemical companies...
  23. denalidave

    Squeek

    I just rub a little dish soap on my squeaky shoes/orthodics every few months, never tried it with pack.
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