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Zee Incredible Dihedral. Nice.

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You've got some serious competition here, buddy. FYI. You just might lose a fan. Better step up the trash & tvash'n dat shite al'edy, bowwee...

Where's my PayPal button when I need it, anyway?

Doh, how could I forget the shameless plug for THE CAUSE - TRASHEXTRICATION. WE aim to free the interwebs from TRASHBULLIES. They will no longer spray without consequence. If I can raise enough money for equipment (and beverages) to SUMMIT THIS MASSIF, I can also rid the world, or at least the Cascades, from all the TRASH that is piling up all around us. WE MUST PREVENT TRASH FROM PILING UP! DONATE NOW, SPRAY DEPENDS ON IT. SPRAY DEPENDS ON YOU!!! NOW. DAMNIT!!!

BTW, I need yall'z to throw down $5 each for my summit bid on the South Side Summit of MT HOOD. THE SOUTH SIDE ROUTE!!! IT'S GONNA BE EPIC! EPIC!!! The $5 donation does include one FREE beer at the 6 hour, play by play ACTION SHOTS of our team of 12 CRUSHING the Palmer Glacier. CRUSHING!!!

Pftt, Hawaii... I'm going to the moon. I'm not good at math but I got a sweet new smart phone. I only need 100 sponsors at $10k each and I can put the rest on my student loans.

Judging by the angst that this ordeal has given you, one can only assume the heartbreak you must have suffered when your own, fraudulent, climb high fast, for free scam fell through??? Some dreams are better lived by others, I recon.

As usual, I beg to differ, the cash is rolling in... FORTY FIVE DOLLARS! FORTY FIVE DOLLARS! AND. COUNTING!!! (almost)

man dude! have you not ejaculated in awhile? Hey, don't dis on someone who's dis'n on someone who's has a "Trustoclimbafarian" dream... Pure fraud, I tell ya, FRAUDULENT! Back in the ole days, a fore all these interweb free beg for funds gizmos, we had to beg from our employer's and/or family/friends to fund our vacations cause for humanity , fame and perhaps a dash of fortune thrown in. Worked for me. Well, cept the fame and fortune part.

Yeah, thanks for the tip. If I get really motivated to sell them, I'll post them there as well.

Hey man, they got like, $50 already. Well, almost.

Bill prolly just stocks up on bolts like gun folks stock up on ammo & clips. He's hording it ALL!

Weird, I had no idea Ivan and/or Rob were Asian. Then again, I've never met Rob. Ah so! fruk ru ras-ho...

Weird, I had no idea Ivan and/or Rob were Asian. Then again, I've never met Rob.

Just as the title states... Brand new, in the box, never used, Kershaw "Blackout Serrated - Speedsafe" folding pocket knife. The spring activated blade opening function is quite nice. Retails for $99. I'll take $50 and ship it for free. Or, I can meet in PDX or the Columbia Gorge areas. From Kershaw's website: "Named a Blade Magazine Best Buy When we first introduced the SpeedSafe-equipped Blackout, it made a big impression on the knife industry. In fact, it was selected as a Blade Magazine "Best Buy" at the Blade Show, one of our industry’s important trade shows. Since its introduction the Blackout has gained fans in all walks of life—from police officers who won’t go on patrol without it, to outdoors enthusiasts who consider it their go-to knife, to guys who just like to EDC a good-sized knife. The Blackout’s blade is a classic drop-point, perfect for handling a wide range of tasks. The blade steel is high-performance 14C28N. Developed in a partnership between Kershaw and Sandvik Steel, this stainless steel offers excellent corrosion resistance, hardness, and edge retention. To enhance that performance even more, we added a black DLC (Diamond-Like Carbon) scratch-resistant blade coating. If you prefer a little serration with your blade, this Serrated Blackout is an excellent choice. You’ll also like the Blackout’s ergonomic handle design for a grip that’s comfortable, secure, and ensures that you’re always in control of the cut. For sheer toughness in this workaday world, the handle is made of durable glass-filled nylon. And of course, for fast and easy blade deployment, the Blackout features SpeedSafe assisted opening. Just push outward on the thumbstud and the blade moves out of the handle and locks securely into place, ready for use. A locking liner ensures the blade stays securely open during use and closes easily when you’re ready." Linky to Kershaw Speedsafe I've owned, and lost , several of these and they are very nice. I recently sent in a broken 15 year old Kershaw multitool and they sent me two of these in return since they no longer make the multitool I had sent in. Kershaw has always taken care of me on any warranty issue, going far above and beyond in every case.

SOLD Black Diamond Cobra Hammer and Adze Ice Tools (old style) with Lockdown Leashes. Carbon fiber, bent shaft, adze was never used or brought on a trip, hammer was brought on a couple of trips but never used or even taken off the pack. Asking $275/OBO - sold together. I take paypal or can meet in the PDX or in the Columbia Gorge. I am working out near Walla Walla, but head to PDX area every couple weeks. Otherwise, buyer pays shipping. I picked these up about a year ago and have yet to use them. Seeing how I've all but lost interest in climbing for now, I may as well pass them on to someone who will put them to good use.

Bump A Hole Climbers

Oh, have I ever given you shit for one of your jokes? I don't recall ever having done that, but if I did, I was probably just busting your balls I was more referring trashie calling Pink a racist, yet having an obviously racist title to his own thread. Then again, he's dog, so he can get away with it.

I get a laugh out of a good racist or homophobic joke just as much as the next douchebag but pointing the finger that one is ok, cause trashmaster did it and saying another is offensive is a bit hypocritical, IMO. My distasteful jokes are equally offensively opportunistic. I prefer poking fun at myself cause I know I'm an easy target.

How is that any more racist than the title of your Korean thread - Ha-ro is not at all racist? I wonder how our Asian brudda's feel about you making fun of the way they might sound? I don't give a shit but it sure points out the double standard you put yourself in when you call someone else a racists yet seem to be doing essentially the same thing. Just sayin.

"no snafflehounds were harmed in the making of this humor" Not Yyet, but seeing a snaffle die a long agonizing death from lung cancer is pretty harsh. They don't tastes nearly as well after they go through all that chemo and radiation, either. Smucking Fockers!

"no snafflehounds were harmed in the making of this humor" Not Yyet, but seeing a snaffle die a long agonizing death from lung cancer is pretty harsh. They don't tastes nearly as well after they go through all that chemo and radiation, either.

I think I'm reading the point was that his allmighty trashmagesty is not only a know it all with a god complex who can't seem to be nice and/or EVER wrong about anything. Apology is apparently not even in his vocabulary, at least not in the sense of delivering them. He puffs himself up to be an all knowing political and scientific super hero to folks online, mostly by belittling them if they disagree or don't bow in homage to his thor-at-i, but also some sort of stalker perve. That's what I read of it, anywho. Sounds juicy though. Oh, here comes the usually rant of me being drunk the day after my divorce. Gotta rub some sand in the guys face when he's down and out. It would be fun to see this settled "Bully Beat Down" style. My money is on Pink. Loser gets banned for life and gives a formal apology for being an ass.