denalidave

I'm climbing the walls wishing I was outside whilst the rugrats are taking a nap.

Ya, shouldn't you be at the Sundance Film Fest right now wih all your black turtle necked I Pnone pansies friends? sickie

No, but where is that patch of wild mushrooms you musta found?

I think that I saw that bumper sticker. The bumper sticker I saw said: "THE ONLY BUSH I TRUST IS MY OWN" More trees, less Bush.

Break a leg!

You should be able to download all your fav classics. I did it a few years back. Just google MAME (Multiple Arcade Machine Emulator) and download the whole era of games. But you prolly new that already. I used to love that tempest and mario bros.

Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008 Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky . Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 : We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration. "Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers. What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow."

I'd bring the headlamp, especially if you are further north than Anchorage. Should have fairly long days, depending on how far north you are.

Nothing but someone brought it up on this thread. Nice hike though.

Then, during the rectal exam, the patient asks... "He doc, how come you have 1 hand on both of my shoulders?".

Well we are both wrong. It is southwest of Wind Mountain... But whatever. OK, small technicality. But if you drive West on Hwy 14 from Wind Mt you will end up at Beacon Rock. We stand corrected.

Probably more of a liability thing of erring on the side of caution. I'd guess a policy of calling a rescue to cover their asses would be the norm these days. If things turned out bad, it would be that "dumb ass patrols fault" for not initiating a rescue in a timely manner.

What's a Enumclaw's Cowboys 3 favorite lies? "I won my belt buk'l in da rodeo. My trucks paid fer & I was really jus tryn to get dat sheep over da fence."

Canadian climbers: there first sexual experience involved one female and a room full of guys In Alaska you don't lose your girlfriend, you just lose your turn.

Sharp as a marble. This is irony here. A marble would be "sharper" than a bowling ball due to its smaller diameter. Maybe even razor sharp if it was broken. I still use both of them often though (sharp as a marble/bowling ball).

Glad your out safely.

That's what I used one trip and froze my ass off in it, even with a poly pro liner and bivy sack. I'd recomend the Marmut CWM.

i like V7's: "act like a mime and STFU" Too dumb to pour piss out of a boot with instructions written on the heel. Dumber than a box of rocks.

Some men's way of describing certain women: She's a butterface, it all looks great, but her face. Good from a far but far from good. A double bagger. One for her head and one for yours in case hers rips.

Make like a baby and head out.

My mom is always mixing her metephors, like... 6 of one and half a bowl of roses. A stitch in time and one half dozen of the other.

Shit or get off the pot. Time for a William Shatner. Dropping the kids off at the pool. Go lay some speed bumps.

Sharp as a marble.

Few beers short of a 6 pack.

Reminds me of doing Prince of Darkness or something on the Velvet Wall some years back and I had the worst MGD farts of my life from the previous night on the town in Vegas. The poor sap I had convinced to join me on his first multi-pitch adventure had to suffer not only his bugging eye, gripped out of his mind, first high exposure experience. But also, at most of the hanging belays, his face was stuck right at ass level with me. I could barely handle the odor myself. Kind of a nuclear fallout of rotten eggs/MGD thing with a stick like glue linger factor. Poor guy did'nt climb with me for a long time after that.