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It's prolly sub 5 hours but he would never chest beat bout it.

Sounds like a climber community sting/beat down is the only solution. Once a few tweakers get a good ass whoop'n and/or arrested by the local craggers, maybe they will move on to easier targets???

As he still continues to tell everyone else to STFU... Why not set the example and just STFU already?

i learned by watching you, dad, i learned by watching you! It's time we all step up and claim our "B" for Beatard. "A" for Beatard, "E" for BEtardia, "T" or tardiness, "Ard" for an ending. Wow. That was easier than I spect'd... : )

Please don't confuse the two... BEATARDIA and BACON. But when you wrap them together and add some cheese, it goes down really swell. Just say'n.

Bacon, Bacon, Bacon. Er, Beatardia, Beatardia... Bacon....

So asks the reason... Think about it. Cause I changed the name of my new band to B'Jorn Gain Beatard. Booking show's at LOLP, ASAP. Dig?

So asks the reason... Think about it.

I have yet to tire of Reese's PB Cups and/or Snicker bars on even the longest of trips. Always a treat. : )

Damn, shazammm...

10/19 - #47 - oregon forum blowing up w/ cruel threats to your friend n' humble narrator as the dawn broke, whiskey-drunk hungover - a gut full of greasy egg n' iced coffee - geoff at the b.k. via mike's - jensen's w/ kyle n' steve too for a tr on the arena of terror - i really need to remember to bring a #5 next time - topped out in the golden glow of the late-day sun - beers n' bullshitting w/ steve in the frosty parking lot after, eventually a run down to the skamania mart for a resupply - eventually we rambled down for a full moon frolic on the corner, good beers in tow - belting out big tunes in the darkness, nary a headlamp in sight In yer honor, we have a multi-bon fire party going on now at all the popular ledges... Bring wood, diesel fuel and a large used tire, or three, ASAP. Please, por pa vor... Oh yeah, more beer and munchies too!

MMMMM, chicken feet!

FOUND - Two way radio. PM me description and where you lost it and I'll get it back to you. Same goes for the belay device I also found on the evening booty patrol.

If third of a pitch falls off and no one post pics... WTF? maybe spray paint the word FAHQ on detached pillar and it might get some press Great idea, actually.

It's prolly the misleading nature of the thread title, which states you need belay. However, the request in the thread actually states you need a rope gun. I'm sure if you stated something like. "Burly man/woman rope gun needed for aspiring hard-lady belayer. Throw in something about how hard you can belay... "I can belay up to 5.13c and I will bring beer, munchies and brownies". Just an idea. "You don't sell the steak, you sell the sizzle!" Best of luck. If you come down here to Beatardia, there are plenty of half qualified candidates to chose from.

Great idea, actually.

Engine summer BlueBird sky. Great day to be a Beatard. : ) Trifecta perfection after..

I'll give you $20 for the rack, sight unseen. Better yet, straight trade for some new stainless hangers, chains & rap rings.

Fixed ya another one, buddy.

I'm afraid it's worse than that. Those who ARE calling John Wayne gay think it's an insult. And that's why they're doing it. nah...just a interesting worthless & trivial media historical footnote. Fixed that one fer ya too. OMG! STOP THE PRESSES... SOME DEAD ACTOR MIGHT HAVE BEEN GAY!!! CLOSE THE GUBMENT!!!! NOW!!!!! TILL WE CAN SOLVE THIS MYSTERY!!!!!!

Clean as a whistle... Bidding starts at $30 an ounce.

It will just make you more dehydrated.

And what am I bringing?

I'm not gonna hit ya, I'm gonna "hit" that...