denalidave

can you please rephrase that in the form of a question? Is that better???

How do you know if a politician is lying? His lips are moving. Ba dum cha ching.

Maybe shop around for new homeowners or renters policy and you can probably get a rider for cameras and electronics. Far cheaper than the rip off that is the retail extended warranty. I have USAA for all my insurance and just cashed in on a claim after dropping my camera and case a couple hundred feet at Beacon Rock. I called them, they paid me on the spot via direct deposit and I had a new camera an hour later. I think I pay about $8/year or some such, which is based on the value of the items I have covered... Camera, laptop and jewelry (I don't really have much jewely, cept a custom made retired wedding band made of gold with Denali and the Alaska Range in platinum and my grandmother's diamond ring), if I remember correctly. I got a new laptop a few years back when my kid dumped my laptop and broke the screen. Like any warranty or insurance, be sure to read the fine print!!! Caveat Emptor...

The best thing about working out here in PA for a month or so is I've already finished all my shopping... There are chunks of coal everywhere on the ground. You better fracking believe it.

Not to worry. Monsanto says it safe so it's safe. You must trust the mighty corporation(s) and our supreme gubment. Not that there is much of a dif between the two...

BAH HUMBAHG!

It's prolly sub 5 hours but he would never chest beat bout it.

Sounds like a climber community sting/beat down is the only solution. Once a few tweakers get a good ass whoop'n and/or arrested by the local craggers, maybe they will move on to easier targets???

As he still continues to tell everyone else to STFU... Why not set the example and just STFU already?

i learned by watching you, dad, i learned by watching you! It's time we all step up and claim our "B" for Beatard. "A" for Beatard, "E" for BEtardia, "T" or tardiness, "Ard" for an ending. Wow. That was easier than I spect'd... : )

Please don't confuse the two... BEATARDIA and BACON. But when you wrap them together and add some cheese, it goes down really swell. Just say'n.

Bacon, Bacon, Bacon. Er, Beatardia, Beatardia... Bacon....

So asks the reason... Think about it. Cause I changed the name of my new band to B'Jorn Gain Beatard. Booking show's at LOLP, ASAP. Dig?

So asks the reason... Think about it.

I have yet to tire of Reese's PB Cups and/or Snicker bars on even the longest of trips. Always a treat. : )

Damn, shazammm...

10/19 - #47 - oregon forum blowing up w/ cruel threats to your friend n' humble narrator as the dawn broke, whiskey-drunk hungover - a gut full of greasy egg n' iced coffee - geoff at the b.k. via mike's - jensen's w/ kyle n' steve too for a tr on the arena of terror - i really need to remember to bring a #5 next time - topped out in the golden glow of the late-day sun - beers n' bullshitting w/ steve in the frosty parking lot after, eventually a run down to the skamania mart for a resupply - eventually we rambled down for a full moon frolic on the corner, good beers in tow - belting out big tunes in the darkness, nary a headlamp in sight In yer honor, we have a multi-bon fire party going on now at all the popular ledges... Bring wood, diesel fuel and a large used tire, or three, ASAP. Please, por pa vor... Oh yeah, more beer and munchies too!

MMMMM, chicken feet!

FOUND - Two way radio. PM me description and where you lost it and I'll get it back to you. Same goes for the belay device I also found on the evening booty patrol.

If third of a pitch falls off and no one post pics... WTF? maybe spray paint the word FAHQ on detached pillar and it might get some press Great idea, actually.

It's prolly the misleading nature of the thread title, which states you need belay. However, the request in the thread actually states you need a rope gun. I'm sure if you stated something like. "Burly man/woman rope gun needed for aspiring hard-lady belayer. Throw in something about how hard you can belay... "I can belay up to 5.13c and I will bring beer, munchies and brownies". Just an idea. "You don't sell the steak, you sell the sizzle!" Best of luck. If you come down here to Beatardia, there are plenty of half qualified candidates to chose from.

Great idea, actually.

Engine summer BlueBird sky. Great day to be a Beatard. : ) Trifecta perfection after..

I'll give you $20 for the rack, sight unseen. Better yet, straight trade for some new stainless hangers, chains & rap rings.