Mr_Phil

Ropes aren't elastic.

Yes.

Hey, your girlfriend said the same thing to me!

$25 shipping is a bit much, wouldn't you say?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Come on, Figger 8. You can come up with better inane and pointless criticism than this. Do it. We know you can. Make your mamma proud.

My millionaires are better than your millionaires.

*BING* Someone got busted.

You must be new. Traffic maps for your cellphone

My partner dropped my blue #1 DMM 3CU from the fun pitch (#11?) on Liberty Crack this weekend. The cam has yellow/black/yellow tape on the sling and a blue DMM Prowire biner with the same markings. Would love to get it back.

Point taken. Subject line changed to fit Superhero's style.

SOLD! Can we make a package deal with the Mariners?

Dude, you

But yet folks still rap off uneven ropes.

[Rant mode ON] Arrrgh. Mammut sells ropes with THREE middle marks. One in the middle and the other two about 20 ft from each end. The marks are IDENTICAL - two bands of black dye. Stupid, Stupid, Stupid! It's impossible to tell the ends from the middle without flaking out the entire rope! A middle mark is at the anchor, but is it the middle or near the end? They could have easily made the middle two bands of dye and the ends one band. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?! [Rant mode OFF] No, really.

If the spinner knobs are silver, they are probably the older Express screws, not Turbo Express screws.

How about a panel loading pack for BC skiing? Have the one zipper on the back and shovel blade, handle, and probe attachments on the outside (or a separate pocket) along with ski attachments.

Ropes aren't hardware.

I agree. George W. Bush should be in charge of the internet. He did beat Al Gore for it in 2000. Look what he's done for Iraq.

Yeah, took till the next day to notice.

A friend left his anchor on the top of NEWS last Saturday. The anchor consisted of a couple cams, cordelette, and biners. Return would be much appreciated.

Send in the King County Sheriffs. They nipped the break-in problem at Exit 38 real quick.

Sushi?