Chaps

This happy?

Will you bring me back one of those incredible hats that make? Size XL, of course.

How much do I have to pay you for this hot action?

What do you Northwesterners think of Hillary Clinton? Or better yet, Chelsea? Would you do her?

Damn Billygoat, she could probably strap it on and stick up your bum too, don't worry.

Humans are stupid. Just look at the news everyday.

How would you move Mt Fuji?

How was preschool fluff meister general.

I know! One time for a pratical joke I made up a screen name and made fun of my friends! Gosh it was fun! Then they found out and didn't talk to me for a while, and it was nearly worth it. I was all like "Get a life, can't you take a joke?", but they couldn't. Makes me think I might be one of you Northwest type people more than a Midwesterner. Some people just need to chill out and stop taking life so hard. Especially when there is climbing to do. I mean, like, "CLIMB YOUR 30 METERS AND STFU!!!".

Page 22 is a hoot! So what kind of mountains are in "PDX"? What does "PDX" stand for, anyway?

Is this some of that grudge music like in that movie Sleepless in Seattle?

a little inbred, a little uncouth, a little juvenile, a little naive. but i still don't understand why God gave Mt. Rainier to you and not us.

HI HO! Don't mess with my Prairie Home Companion!

I forgot to mention I picked up one of those key chain caribiners too. Pretty neat! Everyone asks if I use it for climbing though, how dumb! It is obviously not for climbing, the sticker on it says so. But at least they know I'm a climber now.

They could let them live in the Metrodome. That would be cool.

No, I just wanted to see if it really took a long time to get service at the electronics counter. It was sort of cool to hang out there though...there is a really cool vibe at REI. Everyone is so into the outdoors there!

Alf is my favorite show of all time...I assure you that he had nothing to do with it. I just watched season 3 again and the blind woman Jody who can't figure out that he is an alien just cracks me up...but the death of lucky the cat was sad, though I'm sure he was delicious.

I went into Roseville REI last night and went to the counter for electronics, and I waited 23 minutes and 16 seconds for service. When I finally got service I explained that I was just there to test to see how long it took so I could complain on a Internet Bulletin board. The dude had never heard of CascadeClimbers, what a loser! I bet he never even heard of Mt. Rainier or other mountains us climbers call home. But just the same I was nice and told him to have a nice day. I didn't see the guy with the rainbow pants, but I did pick up a purple Nalgene bottle and some khaki adventure pants with the legs you can zip off to make them into shorts. Who ever invented these things should win the Nobel Prize or something. I'm wearing them right now, and the flexiblity they offer is outstanding. Mine have a GPS pocket, which is a cool feature.

Thanks guy. I'll take some diamox and climb up Eagle Mountain and see if I get sick. I won't drink any water and I'll carry a big pack full of my spring-loaded camming devices to simulate my upcoming Godzilla climb.

Has anyone ever gotten altitude sickness while climbig Godzilla? Should I bring some diamox just in case?

Nice of you to notice, fluffer. I've been training for my trip to the Cascades and my ascent of Godzilla on Mt. Index, so I haven't had time to waste like you bozos.

Can she climb a full 30 meters?

Climb in the dark??? That's crazy.

Why waste time in those boring states when you could be climbing in the land of a thousand lakes?

So these are new routes on Mount Index? How tall is that compared to Mt. Rainier?