Chaps

HELLO! Ubersexualism is BIG TIME passe! Its now Hypersexualism. GET WITH THE TIMES PNW! Losers.

So are we on for Willus Wall this August or what! You promised me the Big R if I came out, and I want to do the easiest route.

What is with you people? Now you're fluffing goats?

Are you guys trying to be funny? This isn't funny at all. I'll show you funny...here is a joke: Two men take a wrong turn and walk into a room in the San Francisco City Hall. A man walks up to them, says a lot of junk, and finally declares, "I now pronounce you spouse and spouse." One man looks at the other and tells the Justice of the Peace, "We just came in here to get fishing licenses!"

Fluff like this should be illegal. It is misuse of the Internet, just like spam is.

This is a little embarrassing to admit, but I thought my 5th grade teacher was really, really good looking. I would have dated her, but she wasn't like these women. She was special.

All they need to do now is pass a law banning fluff from this website, and Washington State might just turn out to be a decent place to visit when I come out to climb the Big "R".

What does "spraying" mean, anyway? What ever it is, I bet its a big waste of time! After all, thats what this website is all about, with the exception of a few people here that really climb (like me). I'm doing you guys a favor by lending you a little Midwest legitimacy just by posting amidst your fluff.

It might be true gymrat. All Washington climbers are good at is posting fluff on bulletin boards. But nobody climbs as hard as us out in Minnesota. We get it done with what we have, and don't pull any punchs.

I've got more experience in my little toe, kid. I take someone taught you what a #1 camalot is since I last chatted with you?

You should retake elementary math. And stop hiding behind that avatar!

this whole website should be banned!

enough with games! lets get serious here. do you even climb? or do you just play juvenile games?

Are you speaking from experience?

Somebody let the 6 year old out of his playpen! No dessert for you, youngster! two can play at this game!

I don't have time to read what you kids have been up to. I've been too busy actually climbing! So what's with the "catbirdseat"? Are you some sort of Thurber fan or something? Or do you just like to eat cans of corn?

Whats new guys? Any progress on your maturity, or it the same old fluff factory?

Super Stupid, more like it.

now, now. I'll PM you with what is really going to happen.

I'm pretty sure Muffy would be cool with it, as long as you don't spend the night.

Hey Minx, you actually seem like a cool person for this website. What do you say we grab a coffee next time your out this way. I can take you around and show you all the hard routes around here, and then we can head the gym.

Whoa! You guys talkin about climbing here? Cool!

I luv you to sweety. Stay cool. Luv, Chaps.

This is crazy. What are you guys doing? Unbelievable. A new low in stupidity.

I see the 'tard shift has arrived.