Chaps

why don't you stop posting this fluff and get out and climb something for once? do you even climb?

You're the fleas, I'm the Big Dog.

I'm worried too. That SOB owes me $50.

I read your trip report on climbing "Cracked Spine Mountain" on SummitPost Tom Tom...you're aren't fooling anyone!

Damn it! You guys are ganging up on me! Obviously none of you could handle going mano y mano with me.

It depends if your serious about climbing or not. Or if you're just a fluffing poser. I'm quite serious. I was hoping to establish Camp One at point 500 ft. Then in a daring feet of high altitude alpinism, push the high camp all the way up to 850 ft. There, I would wait for a weather window, climb out of the corn field inversion, and make a dash for the summit, girth hitching only rusty tractor parts for pro. Wearing camo the whole time, of course. I have no idea what you're talking about, and whatever slang you're using for climbing equipment is not going to help you out when you try to climb some where else other than the Pacific Northwest. "tractor parts" = ice axe? Whatever, but I suggest we stick with calling it an ice axe.

I can't believe you guys let your kids post on here.

Get real Cobra Commander! Dennys is a good resteraunt, so your little joke falls flat on its face. Ever have a grand slam before?

Damn it! You know that is not what I meant. Start playing fair or I'm going to make you regret it.

It depends if your serious about climbing or not. Or if you're just a fluffing poser.

Run Forest! Run! You're a little slow with the mom jokes. I already beat you to it. Minnesota 1 Pacific Northwest 0

Well the Pacific Northwest sure must be soft, if you guys represent them. If you do, I pity that whole section of the country.

Good one Dechristo. Did your mom help you with that one? Obviously retardation runs in the family. Zing!

you can kiss off Cobra Commander! So there...I'm not pulling any punches with you anymore!

cascadeclimbers. This name seems to imply that you guys actually climb. Its pretty obvious that based on the volume of fluff here, you don't have time to.

how would you know? have you tried any of those things? I've got more excitement in one of my fingertips then this whole board. Ask any girl in Minnesota.

Cheryl Tiegs or whatever her name is was pretty cool. I haven't seen her for a while, so I couldn't say that she isn't cool anymore.

Maybe you guys should consider giving climbing a chance! It might even be more fun than "spraying" or whatever you call posting volumes and volumes of fluff. Worrying about who has the most post count just seems so trivial to me! I can't believe you guys take this seriously.

HELL YA! I'm on the Internet!!!

HI-DEE-HO! I can tell you a few things about how to get with the girl climbers. Out here, they call me The Shiek because my harem is so big. You start with just being nice.

NOW WOULD BE GREAT TIME FOR SOME CHARACTER DISECTIONS! WHO IS ON THE OPERATING TABLE?

HELLO MINX!

AT LAST ALL YOU DEVIANTS WILL BE CAUGHT AND PUNISHED! Its about time!

HIHO!!!

HELLO FOLKS! IS IT TOO LATE TO ENTER THE CONTEST? WHAT ARE THE RULES?