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  1. I totally agree with full disclosure. For the record, here is my bio: Name: Justin Chapman Age: 25 Occupation: Talking about going to grad school. I'm actually gonna go one'a these days. Really. I am. Location: Minneapolis From: Minneapolis Favorite Crag: Devils Tower, Wyoming. (If you're interested in going, there's a good group going this April. Check out the thread here. Climbing level: Depends, of course - up to 5.11 inside, outside, who knows? How long have you been climbing? 1.5 years. Why did you start climbing? A friend brought me; I got hooked and he got bored with climbing. Funny how that worked. Favorite type of climbing: Trad, although I'm not one to turn down any kind of climbing. Favorite piece of gear: I don't have one, although I'm awfully fond of my #1 C4.
  2. Wow FenderDumberThanA2X4! Thats impressive! You sure showed me Anyway, unlike all of you, I don't have my whole life to waste sitting looking at a computer screen. I'm actually a climber, unlike you washed up fluffer spewers. Do the world a favor and stick your head in the oven if you can't actually stop fluffing and do something with your life.
  3. THAT TITLE PISSES ME OFF!! Mods better fix it, and fast. Anyway, sorry if I offended you Sobo. I think you're actually a nice guy, for someone who looks and smells like a steaming turd.
  4. ooohhh...the Count's weighing in! Between him and slowblow, we have the collective IQ of a earth worm. Ok...that was low...how about 1/2 and earth worm?
  5. is that the message you get everytime you go to post, sorry blowhard?
  6. you are a fluff monger who should be lobtomized for the good of society
  7. Your contribution above demonstrates your amazing IQ. I didn't know they actually could be that low without forgetting how to breath or something.
  8. Ya, I just figured it out the other day.
  9. I don't want to hear about your medical problems, fluff monger.
  10. Chaps

    Chaps?

    HELLO SAILOR!
  11. I cannot believe this...you losers are still at it! Well, I guess I didn't expect any less. Well, keep at it...I've heard that a 1000 monkey with a 1000 fluff machines will eventually type something worthwhile. But then again, monkeys are smarter than you are, so it will probably take you longer.
  12. Chaps

    hey there

    then you have a stomach full of gas all the next day. well, that's my moment of sharing for the day. return to your regularly scheduled fluff session.
  13. Chaps

    hey there

    it's a life changing experience...you get to fast for 36 hours, wake up dehydrated, go into surgery with needles in your arms, and then get your a$$ probed for 30 minutes by a total stranger
  14. Chaps

    hey there

    had a colonoscopy at 9 am today. still groggy from the anesthesia
  15. Chaps

    Hey j_b/prole!

    THANKS FOR THE BOLD!!! I'M UNCAGING MY SOUL ON THE SCREEN RIGHT NOW!!! Pathetic losers! You think anyone even reads what you write? You think you're making a difference?? I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!!!
  16. Dru, do you even have any friends???
  17. woooohoooo. losers! so you actually meet and talk to each other??!! what a startling revelation! I though you guys were just spanking online only. next thing you know, you'll actually climb Mt. Rainier. Heck, it's in your own backyard! Get off your duff, fluffmasters!
  18. Spammer.
  19. If I could make it to this, all you greasy little crackerjack punks would be in a world of hurt. Be sure to kiss you mom before you go to bed!
  20. Drive slow homies.
  21. Did your mother have any children that lived?
  22. And you call yourself a climber? I bet you haven't even climbed Mt. Squamish. On my summit climb, I'm going to push past the crater rim and sign the register. What do you think about that poser?
  23. Mud Tuggers Anonymous
  24. Is this one of the new routes?
  25. Chaps

    Cretins

    How are you "intellectually challenged" folks doing? Interesting thread...where do you think you're going with it? I thought so...
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