Cobra_Commander

Cobra Commander's been to the Minnesota State Fair! Correct. I was one of the "attractions" "Dunk the Commander and win a VIP tour of Mendota Heights' finest water towers" "Milk-drinking champion gets waffle on stick and Cabela's coupon."

Actually they sit around and listen to Prairie Home Companion and worn-out Purple Rain cassettes while eating things on sticks and paddling around Lake Minnetonka.

that is pretty good. but he's looking for belayers, not climbers. effing 'sotans. geez what the heck!

am I missing something...?

what a charming little discussion

Hey, I think it's all in good fun (at least my comment was, though I admit it was quite useless). I certainly don't want to diminish the serious nature of any alpine climb, and the beta, though elaborate, is a welcome addition to the archives of this site. So I apologize if it appeared I was talking down. I was not.

I'd recommend a modest rack to 2.5029381 inches (based on caliper measurements the last time I climbed it)

both sexes? better believe you're not available. wtf.

Those ain't nuggets of goodness in those clif bars either. A friend of mine bit into one with moth larvae. Enjoy!

Yo Mendeleev, dust off your periodic table and follow along with this little materials science lesson: On the right: Steel On the left: 2-way mirror Cobra-DOT safety glass

Sorry sausage-eyes, that's just you.

this board sees more sausage than an oktoberfest in leavenworth

FREEDOM!

I picked up a 4-season piece of toblerone there the other day.

and frozen feces cake!

You are pooping on yourself. Clown.

I thought pillaging involved taking things away.

HAHAHAHAH POOP! HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY!

They are like the UN ambassadors of the see.

not to mention it is grounds for termination and/or revocation of license.

It isn't just Eastern Europe either. Wales still suffers to this day.

Dammit I was formulating that very joke.

It's nat cing coll actually

I can't answer that question cause my brain hurts after being in a role over accident.